Bittersweet Candy Bowl

As oppose to your mother who is free for -everyone- to have ehn Jerk?

But really we’ve gotten grossly off topic here. This is suppose to be a thread about imagining how you would function in the BCB world ain’t it?

If I can’t have you, I don’t want nobody baby
If I can’t have you ah ah, I can’t have you
I don’t want nobody baby, if I can’t have you ah ah

@ Bribri: Five dollars isn’t free. >(

I think my responses answer how I would function in that world: just about as well as I function in this one. Swimmingly.

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You realise youv’e just started pimping your mom right?
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Now all I need is £5

I’d be a cynical and pessimistic asshole most of the time, then be totally hyper active and annoying the rest of the time. Like a cross between David and McCain.

@Jacob83

I noticed you use Lsd mate. Where do you live?

In the UK.
How did you know I use Lsd?

Because Jacob, I live in ROI and have been trying for years to cross the border. So I pretty much now a good bit about both sides of the Isles…

@Pronkat Yeah uhm, Darwin, Murphy, they’re all old, bald, have long white beards, and I always slept in their classes anyway.

I do that with every class mate yet I still know my philosophers…
Damn I’m back on teacher mode…

YOU FOOLS! YOU ARE ALL OFF TOPIC!!! YOU MUST BURN! BURN! BURN!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

On a slightly less pyro note, *Ninja has decided that he would be Daisy’s Grade-Nemesis and they would compete in every class for the highest score, and it would be intense!

btw: BURN YOU OFF-TOPIC-ers!

You forgot I’m Nigh-invulnerable mate!

I’m already crispy and delicious.

Yes you are! *munches on Captain Bacon Man*

I’d hate to re-live high school so I’d be like a surrogate older brother figure. I’d have met Dave first through his as yet undisclosed interest in mountain biking (in my job as a bike mechanic). I would become very fond of and protective about the gang and knock the teeth out of anybody who tries to abuse them. Child protection be damd!

@Pronkat: The problem there is “nigh,” since you’re only ALMOST invincible you CAN be killed. And nothing can match the awesome power of a flamethrower when combined with a Ninja’s sneak-attack critical!!!

ARGHH!!! I”M OFF-TOPIC!!! MUST…KILL…SELF…

ARGH! I WOULD START A CHESS CLUB! I WOULD START A CHESS CLUB! whew… saved…

i’d Join your chess Club and beat everyone in 5 moves or less!


then you’d probably burn me with your ninja like fire!

Pretty much that teen who has to make or say everything relateing to the military. School is war and you’re not winning it. :3

No one wins it mate. It’s college where the real stuff is at…

i went to the university of LIFE!!! and as a result i’m in the same position as my peers but without the deabt.

Heh that’s good one mate. Isn’t that a board game actually?

Or the financial security!!

Financial Security doesn’t exist mate…

Not any more.

financial security entirely depends on how you want to live. if i chose to run away to the mountains and live in a cave, well then, I’d be FREE. FREE I TELL YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha………. ok


I’m done.

*The Ninja puts away his flamethrower and attempts to be serious for a moment. It is surprisingly hard to do.*

@Iain Westy: 1) I don’t use a flamethrower in chess club. The chess sets tend to burn or melt and replacing every chess set every time someone loses strikes me as expensive.

2) Unless you’ve been playing for 20-odd years, I doubt that you’d beat me quite that fast. I’m not totally incapable after all.

3) I’d be glad to have you join! Just let me put your name down….. Dang! is that a lower-case “L” or an upper-case “i” in your first name?

its an “i” the name is iain. the scottish version of ian.
i have been playing for 22 years. and beat most people in 3 to 10 moves.

*…Blank Stare…*


I’d last about 7 moves on average, then.

If I were in the comic, and didn’t know the characters…
I would probably pass near them without noticing them, they wouldn’t notice me, and I would’ve been just a one frame cameo in the webcomic of life.

Unless for some bizarre reason one of them talks to me, which not necesarily means I’ll befriend him/her or his/her friends

Wow, that’s… the most realistic one of all so far.

Except, of course, that it is highly unlikely that anyone of us would appear in the comic in the first place.

But yes, quite possibly very realistic.

Well quite naturally it’s realistic. There’s a reason a lot of us tossed a lot of ‘IF’S’ in our posts. There’s a good chance none of us would ever meet the characters sure, but… that sort of leaves little to discuss hahaha.

How about we make this a general hypothetical thread? Pose a situation involving the universe, and we’ll answer how we’d react to it if we were involved.

I’d probably A. Hang out with Paulo and David because they seem like the people I’d hang out with or B. Know Mike and Lucy through video games since I have no life.

I would probably avoid them since they’d be too noisy, so you’d never see me around .

if you had all of the main cast tied up infront of you and you had to shoot one in the head to save yourself and the others, then who would you shoot?

Westy:
Definitively David. Actually, he don’t need to be tied up. And I don’t need to be in danger.
Though I’d rather push him of off a cliff. Though even if he hits a rock, he’d probably survive. Can’t hurt what isn’t there.

I’d shoot lucy. once shes dead everybody else can move on.

As a military professional, I SERIOUSLY doubt that anything short of an 88mm antitank round would be able to penetrate her thick skull and natural stubbornness. But if you have one of those on hand, I suggest you try it as soon as possible. NOW GET ON IT YOU MAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

I’d probably get to know and be friends with Mike and Abby, and maybe David. I don’t think I’d like Paulo very much if I actually met him. I might like Sue, and Tess, but I would avoid Lucy as much as I could.

I’d shoot Paulo in the place for being such a bloody wimp.

“You got another blueball? Not anymore you don’t!”

To me this is less of a question on who I’d want to kill, and more of a question as to who would be willing to sacrifice themselves for the rest of the team. While I’m sure a lot of them would stand up to the challenge, I think Mike, or Abbey would do it with the least hesitation.

That or I’d just choose myself…. assuming I count as a choice in this situation.. for that matter assuming I even have the balls to do something like that, which I likely don’t hahaha.. but can’t blame a man for trying no?

i know this is late an’ all but i would bang sandy just to piss off mike,it would be hilarious and full of drama..
then i’d die probabaly and my debut would be shortlived

Umm, should I continue posting or just leave this to re-die?

If I should continue, then I’d probably approach one of the characters I thought would be nice, such as Mike or Daisy. Since Blue eyes get me, I’d probably crush on Lucy and get killed for it and I may or may not be ok with Paulo and David, I like messing about a bit, but I don’t go overboard typically. I also suspect I’d be good friends with Sue because I like intellectual friends.

If this should just die, disregard this post.

I’d probably start hitting on Lucy the very minute I’d lay eyes on her.

Why should we leave this topic to die

@ChewySmokey: You would live a very short life my friend….

I’d basicly be mcain, only not wear a badass matrix jacket, i would pop in randomly and comment on things that make perfect sense or don’t make any sense