Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Oh ho, so like all the fans around, here, it’s pretty improbable you didn’t thought about something like that before. “What if…” or “If that was me…”, ain’t I right?

So here’s the low-down. Describe in less than 5 lines how would you take part in the life and times of Michael, Lucy and co. Taking in account that you don’t know or heard about them before, why would you approach them, and how would you act.

i would chop david up into little pieces

Well, knowing myself and my interests, I know I’d probably be in drama with Sue. I’d probably meet the rest of the gang through her.

if i were in the comic, guess i meet daisy in class and become her friend, and then the rest, i would be like a fusion between abbey and david, you know the smart but funny guy.

i wouldn’t approach them and i wouldn’t speak with them unless spoken too… unless i find them interesting, then i would probably wave and thats it…
im a pretty shy person when it comes to meeting new people… especially irl cause im scared of how they will judge me : /

Oops. How I would act… Well, I can be quite loud and annoying at times. I’m usually always singing. Seriously. One of my hardcore anime friends said that she could, “see the sparkles all around me.” Anyways, I can be really blunt also. I’m known for being a jerk in real life, actually.

*The Ninja… WAIT Only 5 lines! I don’t have space for this!*

I’d probably hang around in the background for the first few days just to get used to how things worked. Then I’d probably make the mistake of ticking off Lucy and end up spending the next three weeks working on my reflexes to avoid a repetition of that. I might make friends with Sue, Daisy, or Abbey at some point and would definitely become Augustus’ friendly nemesis. Oh the verbal wars we would engage in! I would probably have little to do with David or Paulo, but I might eventually befriend Mike….or I might just annoy him constantly (it IS awfully easy)

Dang I’m over five lines…I guess you can skip this post since I broke the rules…or not…

Well, lets see:

I’d probably talk to Mike and Lucy as their have been uh…inducted? Into theatre. I’d likely know Sue as well because if she wrote a script I’m sure even I’d know. I don’t think I’d be close to really any of them, just close enough to know them and they won’t throw me out if I strike up a conversation with them. Nothing fancy, I’d probably do my jobs diligently and act accordingly. Which, in theatre, can be just about anything.

i would join paulo and/or david in anything loud and immature they would be doing. thats just how i roll.

another scenario is me just passing by and deciding to say hallo to one of them for no good reason. … i do that… a lot!

Without knowing them? Likely not much unless the drama happened to effect me. Of course I would probably be talking to a certain friend who likes to drag random people into his own conversations. I can imagine talking about say Pokemon, and my friend suddently asking Lucy a random question about it to back up his point.

dang, thats 1 line too many…

I’d probably be some recovering ecstasy addict at Abbey’s therapist, telling daisy that she’s got a nice set of cans and that Abbey is one lucky bastard. To defuse the situation, I’d buy them ice-cream, as well as because I’d have the withdrawal shakes by then too.

i couldnt possibly write everything id want to here if i was in the comic.. *bliss*

I would tell Lucy “WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN MAKING ME A SANDWICH”

Hmmm… Assuming I hadn’t already made any friends, I’d do the same thing I did last time I was in that situation, and be really weird and outgoing, dancing on tables and such. I’d assume David or Daisy would eventually become interested enough talk to me. Or Lucy would be annoyed by it and kick me mid stunt ^^;

Five lines? FIVE LINES? Darn you! I’m a wind bag! I wanted to over analyze this! I love over analyzing things! Fuck you man! Do you know how many times I had to cut bits out of this now? Ah well I had fun anyway…. so here goes……

My dogie teenage-self would likely end up talking to Mike or Daisy during a class where the lessons had ended. If the conversation went well I’d join them at their table likely getting along well with the two of them, Abbey, and Sue due to my daydreaming-nerdy bent. I’d likely be intimidated by people like Lucy/Jess, while Paulo/David ‘player’ talks would just be awkward. The groups interests don’t match perfectly though, so if I didn’t get attached to someone, I’d likely begin to drift away.

If I were in the comic huh…

Well, if I somehow managed to get into the main cast, I’d probably switch between lusting over chicks with Paulo and David, to being a sort of third wheel with Abbey and Daisy. My obnoxious nature would constantly clash with Mike and Lucy. And when there’s too much drama, I’d just sod off and not see ‘em for weeks on end.

Hm though after some consideration… and a glance at the ‘Relationship chart’ I’d say if ANY of us, or anyone, somehow ended up in this world we’d have a 70% chance of getting involved in some overly complex love Dodecahedron regardless of our personality or preference. Be within the main cast, or our own group. Likely with the scattered near death experience, and tragic childhood story.

It’s just how the BCB world -works-, with that other 30% being happy, or doomed to loneliness on the sidelines.

That’s a thoughtful analysis, and in 5 lines no less!

Not counting the other 2 as they are separate.

@ Bribri That’s only because Taeshi-chan loves some Darwinism… XD

“If it can go wrong, it WILL go wrong”

That’s Murphy mate…

I might as well go crazy and have fun with David and Paulo XD

Who here would consider banging Sandy to piss Mike off?

Drug them all, tie them to chairs and make them damn well sit down and resolve all their romantic and bromantic problems. Tess-Goddamn-Canning-style!

I’ve brought an electric razor. Every time she gives a bullshit answer to a question anyone asks, I am going to shave an inch of fur off Lucy’s head.

OK…

*raises hand*

without thinking twice, non the less.

No thanks, Kat. Poor kid doesn’t have jack crap going for him except Sandy, and has burned all his bridges to keep her.

@Billy

Exactly! And in the BCB world Tea would be -God- so I hope you’re ready for some epic level drama.

@Pron, and Jack

Ehn.. that would require meta information that we as people in the world wouldn’t be aware of. To us Mike is just some odd guy in a long distance relationship. Though that’s not to say if you were a cat/dog person in that world, and saw a girl like Sandy you wouldn’t think it.. just pissing off Mike wouldn’t be your motivation.

Would… pass on that myself. Pretty girl, but I’d need to get to know her first!… which I doubt her lifestyle would allow.

@Bribri

It was just sowt I threw around to see the responses. I didn’t think it needed to be so over analysed… Also Mike is just asking for someone to do it in all fairness…

@Pron

Bahh! But over analyzing things is fun!

@ Bribri: And what are your earliest memories of your mother? Hm? *starts writing before you even respond*

I’d like to say “Oh I dunno… most of my -recent- memories are about yours ” But… even -I- have some standards.

@Bribri

I know over analysing is fun mate. Though hypothetically you knew Sandy and all about her and Mike. You knew whatever action you took it would change things in BCB forever, would you bang her brains out then?

Oh and nice comeback by the way mate

You stay away from my mom! D:

Huh.

I think I’d be an Amaya. Just hanging around, smiling silently… How I’d meet the main cast? I would probably meet either Daisy or Michael through a random encounter. We’d talk (or rather, they’d talk to me and I’d nod or shake my head), and that… would probably be it.

Oh, and I’d probably hook up with McCain at some point. No Sue for you. ^_^

@Pron
In that situation?… I still wouldn’t. You’ve gotta have some honor: she’s dating Mike, and it would not be right! Maybe if she were single, and we had some chemistry, but nothing while she, and Mike were still an item.

Beyond that it’d really depend on the situation. If she was only leading Mike on, and wanted to bang me anyway I’d question her motives considerably, and might even inform Mike of that wenches lack of faith, though he’d likely wouldn’t believe me at first.

Now if it had been a little more on the honest side… that we both had become good friends, and it was clear that we were getting close… I’d likely pull the “Make a choice” line. That she’d have to end things with Mike first, or we’d remain as simple friends.

I’m lawful good okay? So sue me! Though really what I described above is how I’d handle any situation involving any couple, not just Mike/Sandy.

Weren’t no lawful good to my mom. >(

Hey man:Lawful good does not mean Lawful Nice. And I’m afraid to say your moms nothing but nice.

Oh…. God.
Need air.
Can’t stop laughing.
Too FUNNY!
*dead*

Or.. wait… that was suppose to be ‘anything’ but nice. Sorry, My bad

Why you gotta be so chaotic neutral about my mama? I mean, what’d my mama do to y—-

D:

NO. DON’T YOU ANSWER THAT.

To late!

I’m afraid I’ll have to skip on the details Jerk. There’s a minor in the room.

But really good matured teasing has nothing to do with ones moral center. You could be the biggest asshole in the world, and still step up to protect your friends when needed. Actions speak louder then words yada-yada.

Awwww…
I was expecting something insanely funny. With plenty of juicy details.
…
You have dissapointed me Bribri.
But at least you were smart about it I guess.

According to one source very close to home
You’re not the only one Bribri has terribly disappointed lately
;D

Oh snap!
Nice one Jerk. Nice one.
Gimme some skin *high five*

Indeed I did bring great disappointment to someone recently. I’m afraid to say I broke a certain jerks heart when I turned him down…. It’s.. nothing personally..you’re just not my type is all.

No need to whine about it on the forums man!

@ Jacob: *high five*
@ Bribri: If I can’t have you, no one will. ._.