Bittersweet Candy Bowl

you sound like your introducing a Side Show Freak.

I am not an animal! I am a human being! honestly i am.

Thats what the guy from Goonies said but I don’t beleive him either.

I’m not a character from a 1980’s childrens film! I AM A HUMAN BEING!

Where would you put my theory, Jacob? ^_^

@Iain: From now on I will always think of you when I see this little guy. Sorry.

ANIMALL!!!! actualy i’m ok with being animal. I can cope with that.


I have to up the random percentage though so heres an ending for you.

The main cast get chaced through a cave system by the fearsome beast but just before the beast strikes the animator drops dead from a spontanius heart attack.

P.s. this will happen after BCB becomes an animated movie. so i am not predicting Taeshi’s death.

@ILB:
Guess your that lucky 2% of seriousnessiness.
But I kinda liked that one a lot so now its 7% Zexy and now 1% Love intrests.
@Iain:
God dammit why would you want that to happen to Taeshi? You monster!
Plus now the whole systems outa whack.
Do you have any idea how hard those percentages were to catoragise?
Arggg!

no no no no no. Taeshi will have been bubble wrapped and well protected long before the events of my nightmare future.

The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaarrgh? ^_^

I have no idea how Terry Gilliam managed to fall out of his chair so perfectly rigid.

it was animated?

Do the Truffle Shuffle.

Aw come oooooon

Jörg

Thank you for the kind statement.

Jacob83

Good breakdown.

The rest of this board

Needs more funny or more serious. The sex jokes are rather boring.

I resent that! I’ve managed to be boring without without using a single sex joke!

I cornered the sex joke angle on the first reply.

Accept no substitutes!

No substitution!
Hehehe.

*From the deep, dark dungeons of the UN’s forecasting department, there echoes a long, wailing scream. It slowly fades as the the Chief of Predictions runs out of breath to scream with. The Ninja stands over him with a pile of faulty predictions, and sighs dramatically. “It’s simple, you just tell me the most likely end to a certain comic, and I stop reading these outrageously inaccurate forecasts. I’ll even stop giving you paper-cuts with them. So why don’t you just tell me and save us both the effort of continuing this?” The Chief gasps for breath and mumbles softly, “I’ll do it, I’ll do it. Just please stop…”*

O.K.

It would seem that any ending to BCB will feature a FINAL CONFRONTATION with confrontation cat and his gang, who will probably capture Lucy and threaten to throw her off a bridge in order to lure Mike into a trap. Mike will go even though he knows it’s a trap, but confrontation cat will throw Lucy off the bridge anyway. Then the fan characters will show up to do battle with confrontation cat and his gang, allowing Mike to jump over the bridge to save Lucy, which he will. Conf. Cat and Co. with be sent to jail/killed depending on how Taeshi is feeling that day, Mike and Lucy will get together again, and the fan characters will throw a party for everyone.

Yes, I left out the resolution of the Sandy/Mike issue, but I feel that this has been dealt with in previous posts.

I’m also a supporter of “Amaya has been telling the story to the next generation” idea.

That sounds kinda like my story.
…
But with less awesomness

Right now, I can even settle for MichaelxLucy if that means Paulo stops doing that and gets back to Tess. *sad*

Ehhhh leave Paulo alone he’s just doing a bit of venting out.
Thouhg tbh I actually much prefer this Paulo to his kinder side.
But hey thats just me.

Venting out is okay, but now he’s just attempting to exploit matters.

To stroke his own pissant little ego, no less. If you want to lose your virginity and you go with a girl who knows your intentions and intends to use you too, great. But don’t take advantage of someone’s emotional attachment when you obviously don’t have one. It’s just low.

Taesh was right. This arc is controversial. I can’t think of a damn thing that would redeem Paulo to me now, especially since this is all going to come back to Tess and just freaking destroy her.

@ Fiery Death Chili-EffJay digging the new name!
Paulo is walking down a dark dark path right now. but ofcourse he dose not reaslize this.

I shall elaborate on my earlier ending statment
the scene opens up with davide flying overhead on a motorcycle, Cut away to Mike hanging from a cliff being held up by Paulo
Paulo: Give me the map and i’ll pull you up!!
Mike: there some things man was never meant to know! youll never find the hidden vally ranch!
cut back to david soaring over head, suddenly Lucy runs to the cliff and pull mike up before she can berate Paulo Kazuma i think thats her name apears on the scene
Kazuma: everyone im teen pregnant! and Lucy is the father
Everyone stares in disbeleif except mike who suddenly says
Mike: first sally gets eaten by the goatfish now this! thats in im turning gay! and walks off in a huff
cut back to David as his motorcyle explodes sending him flying, in a valley below Abbey and daisly chill in the grass a thick cloud of smoke over them
Daisy: so glad your therapist suggested this, what another hit
Abbey: hehe yeah, hey that cloud looks like an exploding motorcycle
David continues flying from the blast before landing on the back of a rhino
In an apartment near bye a door bell rings an Tess dressed only in a bathrobe answers the door to find Blur dressed as a pizza man with an exceptional mustache
Blur: pizza maam, you order a large italian
Tess: yeah but i forgot the money is there any other way of paying.
cut back to reveal Yashi wearing sunglasses and counting money while Chirpy work the boom mike and Mcain the camera
cut back to david as he plows through a golf course on rhino back grabbing a nine iron
back to Lucy staring in disbeilf at the pregnant Kazum
Lucy: health class lied!
Kazuma: It a miracle baby the new lord! lets name him David 2
Lucy: no i will not name my demonspawn David 2 he or she or it is Jesus 2 the christening
Mike: should have went gay years ago, would have avoided so many problems. he say drinking a margarita
Cut back to David as he races towards a clown handing out baloons, the clown notices David approaching and promtly snap the neck of a nearby child and throws the corspe at David who deflects the cild corspe with the nine iro, moving in David makes one mighty swing tearing the clown in half at the torso
David exhausted: its all over, you;ll never threaten the lush jugles of north carolina ever again Mr Janglepants
Lilly apears on davids shoulder: Yes its over but the police will never understand, there only one thing we can do now
they look at each other with a naughty look in their eyes and the scene cuts to and outdoor wedding in Mexico, a marriachi band playing here comes the bride
Lilly: im so happy
David: Tacos omnomnom ow yes happy
everyne else but Mcain seated at tables, a pregnant and sobbing Kazuma seated with an exhausted and chain smoking Lucy, Mike in his silk suit and assless chaps seated with his much older wealthy boyfreind Armando Guildalvo the tru king of spain seated nearbye, mIke with a permanant grin on his face, everyone else just enjoying the wedding as paulo sings drunk White Sanke songs along with band
Hey! says tess resting her drink in her surgicly enhanced cleavage, Wheres Mcain!
cutawaay to big bold text
Mcain was last seen going over Niagra falls….in your mom!!!

And that freinds is how it will all end

That’s quite extensive…..who’d you steal it from?

made it up over a bottle of vodka while looking through the archives the other day actually

Well the Vodka offers a bit of an explanation then

I use the name “Hysteria(sarcastic*Ninja)” almost exclusively when I’m not being serious; I KNOW you (probably) didn’t steal it! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE! JUST LIKE MY INSANE OVERREACTION TO YOU APPARENTLY TAKING ME SERIOUSLY!!!

hey no worries, now i know better and knowlege is power
power which i shall use to…..no thats saying to much bwahahahahaha
um eh yes no worries

Lucy gets shot, Mike is hit by a car, Daisy cummits suicide, Palou has a heart attack after eating junk food, David ends up in sausage factory and meets his end in the oven trying to get sausage meat.All the pets fall into a pit of boiling acid and all the back round characters when an atomis bomb hits there school.Ethier that or Yashy calls Daisy a whore some more times.

Goldwulf

I shall now and forever more endorse your ending.

It was random, but it’s own brand of random.
Will it work?
Maybe.

Depends on the blender.
Casue, you know. A good blender can smoothly make a rich and creamy mix of chicken and beef while a bad blender will smoke and then you have to beat it with yard tools office space style

I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

An alternative to the Amaya Storyteller theory:

Mike is good at English and (judging from the fact that he’s still in the essay-intensive Honors class) is a fairly competent writer. Perhaps the comic will end with an adult Mike finishing up a book retelling the entirety of BCB.

…And he will wear the same glasses he had in “Having Kittens.”

MAYBE

Lucy’s been in a coma back since she collabsed from this swim accident, AND everythings just a coma dream

lol

I’ll throw in my contribution since everyone’s seems to be having fun.

Remember the time machine Carter built? Turns out the only reason it didn’t work on presentation day was because he swapped it with a fake.

The reason? Carter had to test the machine out of course, and ended up seeing Mike and Lucy’s future - Mike married Sandy, migrated to Australia, and Lucy ended up with David. Alec McCain (now a quantum physicist) warned Carter not to tell them about their future until it was too late to change it lest he cause a time paradox.

Carter happily forgets about the time machine until one day two teenage children pop out of it and confront Carter - Paulo has gone missing. Carter thinks that the (future) McCain thinks Carter reneged on his promise. They travel to the future where Carter learns the horrible truth - the future Carter had seen collapsed on itself, leaving behind an alternate reality where Micheal married Lucy and had twins, the two children who had gone to confront the past Carter.

Paulo had never existed in this alternate reality, and the only reason they knew this was because Paulo still existed in Carter’s present. Carter thinks that the only way to save Paulo was to get Sandy back into Micheal’s life - effectively meaning the twins would have never existed. Carter chooses not to tell the consequences of his actions for fear of reprisal.

Carter makes Lucy draw his attention to David so the Micheal is freed up for Sandy. Meanwhile in the future the twins tell McCain about Carter’s plan. McCain gives them the bad news - Carter’s plan will fail. He takes them 5 years after Carter’s attempt and reveals: Sandy’s frequent traveling means that Mike never gets a chance with her, Lucy is diagnosed with OCD and later commits suicide, and Paulo is still missing.

McCain travels to Carter’s present and explains to Carter that it was highly likely that their world would collapse into a black hole because it already happened in the “real” future. The only way to prevent this was to find out what happened to Paulo.

Separately, the twins take the time machine and analyze their parent’s pasts. Knowing that Lucy’s “love” was more of reliance then true respect, they force them apart. Unfortunately, Paulo catches on. While trying to stop them, the twins disappear from existence and Paulo gets trapped in a space-time pocket.

McCain eventually figures out what happens and tells Carter to bring back the two together before his present is changed forever. Carter does so.

McCain is suddenly tossed into the Jurassic Age by the future Sandy. As it turns out, the McCain in the “real” future realized his future was going to collapse, and so quickly changes to flow of time. Future Sandy (not realizing the consequences of he actions), feeds him to a T-Rex.

Future Sandy appears to Present Sandy as a “prophet”, her aim to drive a wedge between the two. However, Carter overhears. He has no choice but to reveal everything to Mike and Lucy.
Lucy resolves to be more independent - if only for the sake of the future - and Future Sandy’s plans fail.

Ok I know this isn’t supposed to be sci-fi… but one can dream.

You know, we are getting closer still to epileptic trees. ^_^

I don’t know how you thought that up, but the idea itself would’ve been confusing in comic form.

…Cheese… how’d you come up with this?! o.o

you people have too much time on your hands, then again so will I after wednesday, maybe I’ll try to make something up then

@ Lisa: Seriously, I just took the time machine idea and ran away with it. I though it would be fun to force ship MikeXLucy via time paradox. Ah well.

A more realistic (but not much more palatable) alternative from me:

Micheal: After graduation from university, he marries Sandy. But her materialistic deposition forces him to divorce. He sets up a law firm specializing in divorce, becomes a successful lawyer but loses all his old friends.

Lucy: After Mike’s marriage, she drifted for years not knowing what to live for. She becomes an alcoholic. One day she falls into a drain and drowns.

Paulo: Catches AIDS accidentally. Dies alone.

David: Migrated to Europe and was never seen or heard from again.

Daisy: Becomes a counselor after successfully escaping an abusive relationship with Abbey.

Abbey: Goes to jail, and commits suicide shortly afterward.

McCain: Wins a Nobel Peace Prize. Becomes a university lecturer.

Augustus: Dies in a street fight.

Carter: Accidentally gets stuck in a different time period. (Sorry, couldn’t resist).

Final score:
Happy ending: 2
Neutral ending :2
Sad ending: 6
Dead: 4

… oh man these really made me snicker ^^u

No, not Abbey! He must live! And he must marry Daisy and they must be unanimously (sic) happy!

McCain winning a Nobel Peace Price is good, though.

IILB, I fear for the comics future. Please protect me from the scary people!

Carter turns out to be the REAL Keyser Söze

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH no. Please don’t. I happened to see a scene from that movie, and by random chance it happened to be a man who had been burnt to death. Please don’t go there.

*takes Jay into maternal embrace*

There, there. It will be all right. Just think happy thoughts.

@SpoiltCheese:
…
…
…
That.
Was an abomination.

esto acabara en una pelicula =).

P.s use traductor *-*

Scarface and Mike will fight to the death and then Mike will shoot Scarface with this weird gun thing that DC comics never explained very well and then Scarface will use his eye beams to pyew pyew pyew Mike into what all the other characters perceive to be a smoldering corpse. BUT! In reality, there is a cave ten bazillion years in the past or something where Mike waits patiently…

To bang Lucy and Sandy and Daisy and Sue.

At the very same time.