Bittersweet Candy Bowl

DAMN IT YOU NEVER LET ME HARM ANYBODY

*pout*

*pets* good boy ^^

I have to go run errands now, but I’ll bring back slurpees. And I will drink them through my awesome-ass skull straw.

I haven’t derailed a thread with necrophilia in at least two days. I deserve a present. To me, for me, from me.

Hope you all have a good day.

Don’t cry too hard while I’m gone. I’ll be back soon.

I’m bored and I don’t know what to do…

Go to the NSW forum.
Always helps me when I’m bored *slapped*

Never heard about… *googles*

erm, sorry, I don’t speak germany >.>

I meant to say the NSFW Forum.
Fail. ¬_¬

how misleading

Finished my errands early, now I’m going to take a long nap, wake up, play Illusion of Gaia for the first time in ten years, watch some porn and see if I can think of anything else constructive to do today now that my room is so clean that you can eat off the floor.

I lub you guys. Yesh I doooo yesh I dooooo! Who loves my forum buddies? Who loooooves you? I do! I doooooo!

(Why the shit is anti-anxiety medication so powerful on me now? Losing ten percent of your body weight in four months won’t do that, will it?)

Nope thats blood spiders, you need a spine weasle to remove em

@Fiery Death Chili (Jerk): You have earned *heavy sigh* from me.

May I ask exactly what this *heavy sigh* means? ^_^

I got one too, and I’m a bit confused as to its exact implications.

[/posh talk]

Well *heavy sigh* actually means that if we were talking to each other in person I would be sighing, heavily in response to what the person in question was saying. Example my friend has been EV training his pokemon team for nothing but speed (the sole purpose was to be faster than my party), and he would keep texting me about it. One time he actually sent an in game picture of the results of this. His drive was so ridiculous that I returned with a *heavy sigh* as though to say “yes…of course YOU would do that, but honestly I have no words which can adequately express what I think about this.” My *heavy sigh* was in response to the porn portion of the post.

Also *heavy sigh* makes a bit more sense to those who know me personally. It’s not really easy to describe in words.

/\
*heavy sigh* (to my own post)

Can people find it THIS hard to find out what a ‘heavy sigh’ could be.
Really?
…
No I’m serious Really?

I prefer a ‘pregnant sigh’

My dog has a drinking problem!





he can’t keep it in his mouth. He laps up an entire bowl of water and then runs through the house with half of it waterfalling out each side of his muzzle.

its rather irritating.

Yes, because it could be a sigh of relief, exasperation, an “I-don’t-care”-sigh, a happy sigh, an ironic sigh, a badly spelt sikh, and so on.

EDIT: Huh. I put way too much thought into my posts. ^_^

Has this become another one of those ‘make funny names’ game?
Because it’s been a while.

i dare you to change your name to Pregnant Sigh.

or

Paternally Expectant Sigh.

Blam.
…
sooo how long am I gonna have to do this for?

9 months for the average human i do believe

in 5 months you can change to “Heavily Pregnant Sigh”

Hehehe to be honest I didn’t see tha joke coming.
I salute you my good man.

at 12 months you can be “Post Natal Sigh”

and once a month after that you can be “Pre Menstral Sigh”
an really nark at everyone.

I think this idea has ran away with my brain.

Ok this has started becoming creepy.

I’m good at that.

You guys are wacky.

And his sigh at me is his way of saying “I don’t want to like this…but I do.”

And until he passes his devil spawn, I will be calling Jacob “Preggo.” Or “Preggo McPreggerson.”

I’m being serious right now I’m planning to keep this name for the next nine months.
This is going to be fun

Preggie Preggo McPreggerson The Unusually Pregnant, the 5th.

To Give him his full title.

Whatever you say, Preggo.

@ Westy: There is no way in Hell I am going to address him by his full title every time I speak to him. My memory is just not that great to begin with.

I’d remember “The Unusually Pregnant, the 5th”, at least.

Then I’d go throw up in a bush. I mean, there’s… genetics, and all that.

ILB.
You have NO idea how much surgery I’ve been through.
…
But it was all worth it
*hugs belly*

AAAAAAAA PICTURES

ooh a fox cub

NO WAIT NOT THOSE AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE PICTURES

hey, what rhymes to
wake-up (besides make-up)

shake-up
wait up
shape-up

…Actually, most words rhyming with wake.

grape hop
snake cop
rake stop
lake mop

fake stop
bake shop
stake mop
take cop

drake pup

Looking back at my recent posts, I must wonder: Where did I go wrong? ^_^

I belive you went wrong when you took that left turn at Albuquerque

Alllllllllbuquerque

Oh. That must be it, then.

Do people scream and abuse punctuation where you end up after turning left at Albuquerque?

only when a duck and rabbit are involved

Aah. That explains so much. ^_^

Oh well. Back to being a boring, nitpicking girl who uses correct grammar all the time.

It’s quite fun, actually. ^_^

It’s indeed it is indeedy-do deelyo.
That’s a truth.
Lolz.
…
I just made yo brain go pop.

Not really. Mine just started going “ding dong diddely-yo”. ^_^

…
No.
Nonononononono.
You reminded of the fucking Nyan-Nyan song.
Damn you.

I have never heard the Nyan-Nyan song. Hahahaha!