Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Will this help?

Sorry, sorry, I’ll never do that again. I’d never wish Stockhausen unto anyone. ^_^

It should push Nyan-Nyan out of your head, at least.

I own the complete catalog of Led Zeppelin and The Beatles. I am immune to catchy internet songs.

Oh, I know of a really catchy song but I haven’t got a link (there’s a local band that plays it - they haven’t recorded it yet). It’s a kind of blues-jazz fusion mixed with funk rock (yes, I know). Suffice to say, I’ve had it stuck in my head for at least a week.

And there’s no vocals, even! ^_^

@ ILB: I like a good song without vocals. I think there are a lot of songs that would be even better without vocals, like “Starless” by King Crimson. Because the lyrical phrasing is terrible but the music is awesome.

Do you ever try reading stuff and sometimes the phrases in your head jumble to say something really weird?

I was reading a checklist that said:
31. In the dead end alley near Rofsky’s.
32. A girl named Ann will give you the jewel for apples.
33. In a barrel in the Shrine.

And out of that, all I could see was “dead girl in a barrel.”

Yay! I’m done with tests, I’m sooo happy. Now I can focus on my fanfic!!….
meh…

That’s why you need an English degree instead of an Advanced Biomechanical Frabjulation degree.

warning:has some offensive language.

…This details pretty well, and is a plug for Avenue Q. IT IS AWESOME

But meh, it’s just evolution, ecology and behavior as my degree

I still prefer the Schadenfreude song.

…In Garry’s Mod XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Uahe2NZQw

Would people stop trying to steal and corrupt that whole *heavy sigh* thing that I do and have always done? I mean really pregnant sigh?….

I like the pheonix wright one better.

fantastic!

just weird

Lost now….

I’mabeei’mabeei’mabee

Meth’ll kill you, son.

It will?
…
Uh oh.

SPAMSPAMSPAMSP-*shot*

My bro has failed me. She has put hos before bros. =_=

Oh, but cheddar is even better!

Your bro IS a ho. I therefore submit you cannot logically put your bros before your hos without also putting your hos before your bros.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I disagree that because she is a girl does not mean she is a ho and also because I describe my love for her frequently as “bromance.” And her boyfriend is six years younger than me, so he’s a ho as far as I’m concerned.

Can you have a bromance with a woman? Oh Hell yes you can.

Well off to the clubs again to try and socalize with women and not just stand in the corner looking at my drink, wish me luck.

Good luck.

And if you don’t have good luck, I hope your drink looks fuckin’ fascinating.

I wonder, what is the distinction between guy love and bromance?

I’d say “less sex,” but it really depends.

I’m reminded of Scrubs here

there are vodka vapours exiting my nostrils, is this what a dragon feel like all the time, blar

@Goldwulf: Vodka? blech

Sooo, I’m guessing the current conversation is about alcohol and guy love?

@(nameless): GUY LOVE, BETWEEN TWO GUUUUYS!

@IAmRay: Yes & you are now officially awesome

Man-code is firm on the assertion that anything with a vagina is considered a ho.

Best female friend? Ho.
Girlfriend? Ho.
Taeshi? Ho.
Wife? Ho.
Transvestite…..
….post-op? Ho.

Oooh shit dude you called Taeshi a ho.
SuitCase gonna kick yo ass now boy.

Quack, Ho means whore, as in hooker.

You just made yourself sound like you think all women are hookers.

Congratulations.

Doesn’t that depend entirely on which direction the operation took? ^_^

@ Ray: Dammit, what is that from? I got the reference earlier but it’s been bothering me all fuckin’ day.

@ Quack: I know girls who make better bros than hos, and I find that I call guys bitches and hos more often than girls. Except for my sister, who is a total cunt.

I’ll say one more thing, too: just because it has a vagina doesn’t make it a whore, just because it has a penis does not make it a man. Every guy knows this, so who is the Man Code for if it protects little bitches who get into the club just because they have a penis?

tl;dr. I DECLARE SCHISM AND FOUNDATION OF THE GENDER-NEUTRAL “BRO CODE!”

It’s from the Scrubs episode with all those crappy songs.

Oh yeah, thanks Preggo. But wasn’t there a blond chick singing a song as she was dying at the end? That part was fucking beautiful.

Wrong episode but yeah that was a really good one.

Damn. I’ve seen every episode up until they started focusing on the newbies and the show became fucking gay. Glad he married Elliot though. She had a baby in real life recently? I wish that baby were miiiiiiiiine! Dx

They got married? I didn’t know that.
But how do you know it’s NOT your baby?
If it starts eating chilli all the time then we will know.

Yeah, they got married and have had at least one kid so far. But seriously. Sarah Chalke is a total babe.

Very very true my man.

I’ve been so well-behaved lately. Not abusing drugs, smoking only one cigarette per month, not telling people that their fan art is the worst art I have ever seen in my life (even if it actually is).

If I can just accomplish one thing every day this summer, I’ll be happy. Even if it’s just beating a game I’ve never beaten before.

My brain is yelling at the back of my eyes, why do i even go to the clubs damn.

For either alcohol or women.
But I can tell you didn’t get to the women part then.

women, tried but just couldent talk to anyone, confound it! i keep going back and its the same thing man, might as well just try a dating site again, at least out here i dont have to worry about my dad following me to single nights and scareing off the women.

Your… Dad follows you?
Ew.
Just ew.

But the problem with online dating is it’s only a mater of time till a girl with a human head in a box comes to your door.
Just a heads up.

Yeah after my mom passed away he kept folowing me to single nights, it wasetn pretty, but from someone whos been drinking since he was ten not unexpected.

Ive yet to encounter a head in a box yet, though one of my sisters met her fiance on a dateing site after dateing every single man on it, process of elimination, my families kind of messed up

Wow I’m sorry to hear thats happened to you man.
Hope that you can get a girl and your dad might calm down a bit.