Bittersweet Candy Bowl

yeah he’s been shoved in rehab for drinking on the job, if he doesnt do his two months no thirty year pension for his ass, been putting up with this shit my wwhole life, glad i moved. oh well you dont need this shit back to the randomness

Theres nothing wrong with telling us about it. Telling peope is always good.
Don’t always gotta be so random.
But yeah we need a new topic.
Any suggestions?

…Boys? ^_^

Haha, sorry.

Uh ok then.
I guess we could if you really want to.
*ahem*
Oh ma gawd aren’t boys just soooo hunky?

Oh man, oh man, oh man. This week the lead singer of my favorite band is bringing his dog in to the clinic. I just hope I can muster the courage to get his autograph

I’d interject with a priest joke if I weren’t experiencing excruciating pain. And it has made me pissy. >(

Holy aweful fan reference batman!
Your getting a Lead Singer at the place you work?
That sounds freaking awesome. If you don’t get his autograph your gonna regret it.
Hye who is he? Which bands he in?

Hey Jer whats happneded to ya?
Did you eat to much Fiery Death Chili again?

That’s actually not terribly far from the truth.

That statement both shocked and disturbed me.

Ah, disturbed. I feel bad spreading this on the Internet though. OH WELL

spreas it like a Virus.
Sneeze your self across the world.
Cough your way to victory.
And dribble you way to a new world!

Yessss, rot, glourious rot! Let the blessings of nurgle wash over everything and the lord of decay will be pleased

Nurgle sounds like something you’d be arrested for doing to someone.

*cshh* Gonna need some backup I’ve got a crazed man running through the streets nurgling passing women. Please be advised the man is now bazingled a Racoon and is proceeding to kerfling a shopping centre. *cshh*

How many of those word did you invent on the spot? ^_^

two.
Cos I’m such a cerflangin genius.

Heffalumps and woozles and jagulars!

And, worst of all, the SCHULL!

Now you’re just speaking Hebrew. That’s cheating.

Nonono. Hebrew is, like, ?????? ???????? ???? ???????? ???? ?????

Only you read it from left to right.

Haha, the forum doesn’t show Hebrew characters.

Oh well, I can give you a transcribed Hebrew word meaning “very beautiful”: yephe?h-ph??ya?h. ^_^

Hey, those accents ruin everything. Phonetic: yef-eh’ fee-yaw’.

Damn, girl. You smart. Or Israeli or Jewish. Still, that’s pretty neat.

I do have a phonetic dictionary to help, and an online Hebrew Old Testament. ^_^

Deceiver! D:

I’ll be learning Hebrew this autumn, though.

ILB’s a phony! A great big phoooony!

Neat. That explains that then. Why Hebrew though? I mean, I guess you could ask that with any language, it’s just I always thought it was kind of obscure.

I’ll be able to read that Old Testament, for one thing. ^_^

No, but really, they do speak it in Israel. And I find that country to be extremely interesting. Whether I’ll be able to use it as much as English or Dutch or French is quite irrelevant to me.

That’s actually pretty cool. I hear it comes out completely different once you read it in Hebrew. Like the whole Ten Commandments thing? In Hebrew it’s the Ten Suggestions.

Remind me to ask you some time how it is you know Dutch, which interests me because I have a good friend in Holland right now.

Anyway, it’s been fun but I’m going to go into a xanax coma until I stop feelin’ sick. Later.

…Is it just me, or does our chili-flavored friend suffer from an irrationally large number of health problem? I’m mean, fortune can be a bitch sometimes, but what could he have possibly done to piss her off THAT badly? Shit, the whole seems out to get him!

Anybody got a cure for improbably bad luck on them?

Homemade rabbits feet. The blood is also good for your skin.

I still think its blood spiders he has all the symptoms, simple cure is a spine weasle, but you have to take it out before it nest or else you’ll need an albino duck to get the weasle out

Sounds like the old lady who swallowed a fly to me Goldwulf, and I don’t think he wants to go down that path.

Just whatever you do, DONT GIVE A MOUSE A DAMN COOKIE

Oh….Shit….

We just directed this thread down the road of children’s stories!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FORUM WILL DO TO CUTE INNOCENT STORIES LIKE THAT!!!!

Um…gotta fix this….uh……SPACE GNOMES!

@ Ninja: If you missed it, CTRL + F “remission” would answer your question. Just, you know, don’t go any lower on the page than the definition. It has pictures. =/

I’m putting a dollar in the “obscene joke fund” for being tempted to make a joke about it being easy to clean up after a gimp with a colostomy bag.

And a second dollar for making a joke about getting freaky with the stoma.

So if we add up all the money you put in the jar we get..
Eleventy-kagillion pounds.
Alrighty then.
Time for that diamond hot-tub!

I’ll settle for a merely golden hot tub, Preggo Jacob.

Filled with naked women.

Can the women be made of gold?
While buttlers serve me gold milkshakes?
And gold people on gold skateboards to tricks on a gold ramp?
Ahhh gold…
*daydreamin*

Goldmember. xD

(I’m working on a Led Zeppelin playlist that plays all my favorite songs chronologically. It makes a neat stylistic flow.)

Is the playlist made of gold?

It’s made from the Complete Led Zeppelin Recordings, so it might as well be.

I was thinking about using Physical Graffiti as a basis for a post-cyberpunk, Neal Stephenson-style book. Something about a prodigy guitarist fighting sinister recording company agents and bickering with his ex-bass player/ex-wife. Kind of an homage to an under-appreciated album.

Somebody fucked up our jacuzzi. I am fuckin’ pissed. >(

Send that person to the golgification machine!
Lets see if we can’t start having ‘gold statues’ as well.
*insert villain laugh*

Eh, gotta figure out what happened first. Or how they fucked it up in the first place. The wooden steps are absolutely trashed, which I couldn’t hear because I was in a xanax coma to get over yesterday’s malady.

Xanax Come? Sounds like you had a fun night
Plus it was probably me when I tried to go up the steps.
This baby adds a lot of weight y’know.

You’re not supposed to get in a hot tub. It will fuckin’ hard boil the baby. S’what I hear anyway.

Who said I got IN the hot tu.
Did you forge t about the ladies and milkshakes?
Cos I didn’t

Oh, I don’t know anymore. Damn. I’m disoriented today, huh? You should see this email I got from my dad last night. He’s being a whiny bitch about something or other and says we are, I quote, “officially estranged.” Funny stuff.

officially estranged?
I don’t even know what that could mean.