Bittersweet Candy Bowl

It means “boo hoo hoo I don’t try talking to my kids and don’t understand when they don’t come visit me.” He makes a better friend than a dad, but it’s like having a really bitchy, clingy, high-strung bi-polar friend. He does a lot of drugs.

he feels lonly and out of touch.



you need to tuoch him more?

The Force is strong in this one. :o

I would love to have Jame Erl Jones voice.

James Earl Jones rules. You know he had a bit part in Stanley Kubrick’s “Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Love the Bomb?” Great movie. If you’ve never seen it, you should.

And a fun Star Wars fact: in the very first scene of IV, at the part where you can look inside windows of the star destroyer, you can freeze the picture, zoom in and see at least one poster of a naked chick and I forgot what the other was but it might’ve been a naked chick too. Hell if I know how that got in there.

dr strang love is ace! what part dose james play?

It’s a small part, but he’s in the cockpit of the plane that they keep focusing on. He might be one of the pilots but I don’t remember. I saw it about two weeks ago on TV.

Oh. I thought your comment applied to me Iain. Casue, Ace and James mean something to me.
But now I get it.
I’m sowwy.

I knew in my heart when he said that that you’d show up, Ace. x)

yes you are right. he is one of the pilots.
Ace if your a crazy ex-nazi ssientist in a wheel chair played by the late great petter selors then you are Dr strange love.

Peter Sellers played multiple people in that movie, none of them would fit Ace though. He’d be more like Slim Pickins at the end. x)

As a Texan, that scene actually makes me kind of proud.

i love his name. do you think that Mr + Mrs Pckins deliberatly named him Slim?

Putting it in perspective, he had to have been born in the 1920’s or 1930’s to be in that movie at his age, and I’m fairly certain he really was from Texas (I guess) so it doesn’t seem that unlikely. But it was probably just a stage name. Case in point: Marilyn Monroe’s real name was Norma Jean Baker.

his real name was Louis Burton Lindley, Jr

Yeah, see, that just doesn’t have the same pizazz as Slim Pickins.

it makes me laugh to think that it could have been his actual name.
a boy i went to school with though that “Mother” was Mother Teriesas first name.

THAT would be a funny first name. I would’ve been named Haley after the comet I was born under if I’d been born a girl.

My middle name is named after a woman whos relationship to me can only be described as “not my grandmother”

I bealveaved she was my grandmother till i was 12 years old. but she isn’t.

You’re not alone. Guitar God Eric Clapton was under the impression that he was being raised by his mother until he turned 14. (His real mother was the girl he’d been referring to as his older sister.) I don’t know. Sounded similar so I thought I’d throw it out there what with fake grandparents and all.

thats the same as bobby Daran

Huh. Didn’t know that. My grandmother that I’d lived with for the last twelve years died four and a half months ago. The crappy thing is all I can remember about the funeral is waiting for my next hit of oxycoton to get through the twenty-one hour car ride home. I was miserable for all the wrong reasons. And also that I ran out of underwear so I had to go to attend the funeral (during which it was snowing, by the way) commando.

Snowing? Really don’t they know that….

….It should always be raining at a funeral!!!!!!

I told them but they wouldn’t listen.

So you just LET them do it wrong?!? For shame!

The rain is a harsh mistress…

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I’m fucking baaaaaack

I knew I was missing an ingredient in my “all-fried Super-duper leftovers in an omelet”!!! At last I have found it!!!

Bacon?

…(o.0)….As if that wasn’t blindingly obvious!
Anyway, welcome back!

Oh, I seem to have developed a “last word contest” addiction. Could someone help me with that?

Never mind, I found a cure. (going to sleep, since I’m pretty sure I can’t sleep-type)

Ah well, time for a Siesta!

DUDE. Season finale of House. D:

Did not. See that coming.

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I’m going to listen to this song a hundred times now because I JUST WANNA BE MISERABLE AND FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF, HUH? Dx

Dammit, Led Zeppelin, why did you have to make such a depressing song so fucking great?

I swear, they had a cauldron filled with the pure essence of sex and all they did to write their songs was throw some blank sheet music in and it’d come out with riffs and lyrics burned into it.

On a related note, I now want a cauldron filled with the pure essence of sex.

KIDDY LAND!

I thought they closed that place down! D:

Will the cauldron be made of gold?

No. We’ll make it out of iron like everything of course it will be made of gold. ._.

Okay, so I saw something kind of depressing this morning: I was driving and the cops had blocked off a side of the road because apparently someone ran over a dog in front of this house. Now, the depressing thing is that the whole dog body was still there and the dog’s owners and their freaking KIDS were out there crying about it. Jeez. I thought Mondays were supposed to be soul-crushing. And what kind of optometrist isn’t open on a Tuesday?

Well I guess not everything has to be made of gold if you really want.

But really?
Jesus that sounds so depressing. Like what the hell?
Couldn’t they have at least…
Cleaned it up or something.

They had to block off the road first, leaving just enough room so that everyone could gawk at the dog corpse (anybody who’s ever driven down I75 has seen at least five dog corpses after the first hour). But the kids screaming and crying, that was a nice touch. >(

Oh, and there was a wild turkey on the median on the way back. That’ll be funny when they try to clean it up though. I don’t much care for turkeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxioU7AMM4 there that should lighten the mood a bit, i think carry on then.

Nom nom nom Turkey!

But yeah that’s really really sick man.
They could of at least put a muzzle on the kids or just y’know…
Take them away from their freaking dead dog.
Wow good job guys just let them stare at it for a couple hour to really let it all sink in.

@Goldwulf’s link: WTF why do the Japanese have to give everyone a Mech

It’s Japan…
If they didn’t have mechs it would be weird.

Dear Japan,

Fucking stop it.

Love,

- J. Vincero

Dear J. Vencro,

No.
You suck.
Mech’s rule.

Love,
Ching-chong China Man

Dear Ching-chong China Man

Damnit china stop stealing our stereotypes

Love,
Japan

Dear Japan,

Typo.
Won’t happen again Sir.

Love,
Ching-Chong Japanease man

I am a trend-setter. I honestly don’t know how to feel about this. o.o

And mechs do rule, but that was a Power Rangers-esque turd. And yeah, I know about the Japanese equivalent but I don’t care to look up the name right now. I need an infusion of Mechwarrior now that I’ve seen that. Or at least Gundam Wing. Straight into my rutting bloodstream.

Making treands ain’t that hard.



Especially when ya leave big spaces so everyone gotta read em.
Oh the only Japanease thing I ever even seen is Berserker.
Which FYI was effin awesome.