Bittersweet Candy Bowl

yay playing with one hand…

Meow

good morning

Mornin’ (nameless)

*ye olde man style*
Mornin’

G’day, mate! ^_^

Maaaaaaaaan I really want to visit Australia again…

Here I’ll make ya feel better
*ahem*
G’day mate.
How bout a shrimp on the barbie while we look at koalas eh?
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I’m so dead.

Looking at koalas strikes me as… well, not boring, but monotonous. ^_^

I always thought monotonous was just ‘fancy-man’ speak for boring.
But know I know.
Cos knowing is half the battle.

The other half is running away.

And the third half is knowing that there are only two halves.

And the fourth half is being aweful at math.

Not to forget the five thirds.

[/classical music joke]

ohhh ahahahah!
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I don’t get it

@ ILB: Oh no you Di’-in’t! D:

What didn’t I? ^_^

These fractions are getting out of hand, if we keep this up we may never know what the battle was about let alone what the other half was, we will keep divideing it a bit at a time as people need it soon everyone will have a slice of the battles halfs and BAM unintedened communism, it happened to the smurfs and it can happen to us!

hehe my cat just ran face first into the window in an attempt to catch a pigion, youd think after the 100th time shed learn

Take that Pavlov!

Unintended Communisum is no match for Unexpencted Socialisum!

Unexpected Socialism is no match for my “Rockets Bursting in Air.”

Wait. Okay. Hey, ILB. Are you also “ilikeboys?” I thought that’s what ILB stood for and I don’t want to be a stupid about this.

I got contacts today so there is nothing filtering my glorious and enormous blue eyes from the female populace.

exept the iny shaped plasic in your eye

DAMN YOU WESTY

Nah brah.

Yeah, basically. Until I can afford to have a professional shoot me in the eye with a laser beam. I can pay a redneck five bucks to shoot me with his laser pointer but it wouldn’t be the same.

so its 1am and i should be in bed cos i have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG day tomorow involving 2 hour walks and 20mile cycles plus work and dog duties.


but i’m suenly WIDE awake.


likes a bitch sometimes.

I’ve been using my sleep meds to keep from getting irate.

I think this is the equivalent of putting a band-aid on an arterial wound.

…well….I guess even a band-aid helps a little….

Someone turned on the news and, naturally, it turned into a political debate.

Which naturally turned into a religious debate.

Which naturally turned into screaming profanity.

And I’ve been cutting back on my swearing lately too.

You can’t stop da profanity. Ya just cant

I don;t know what to say to that so I’ll say something else entirely.



I’m glad there are no real bunnies in BCB, otherwise we’d need a wholesale order of Holy Hand Grenades!

There are bunnies, but they have their own continent that’s been overpopulated straight into poverty and quarantined.

Anybody see that thing on Rep. Souder or whatever his name is resigning? That chick he was having an affair with was hot for her age. I think, if a guy like that can still get some while looking like he’s had an important chromosome or two misplaced, then there just might be hope… for everyone.

All you need to do is be rich and powerful.

Well, I’ve got the “be” part down. Let me check my list…

[ ] Rich
[ ] Powerful
[ ] Rodeo Clown
[X] Total Douche

Well, I’m making some progress.

Baby steps, Baby steps….

O god not politics, not even joke politics, just watch I’ll kill the mood

pears are pretty great

I like apples better

GABRIEL!

@Jerk: …

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…Yes. Sorry. ^_^

For what? For me being easily confused? Well, you’re forgiven, but I’m still waiting for an apology from God.

I thought it’d be funny if I changed my name to “ilikeladies,” but in conjunction with stuff I’ve already said about myself and if I abbreviated it the same way, I’d come off as a whiner or a hypochondriac. I heard “Joy to the World” on the radio yesterday and there’s a line in that song that made me think of that.

That pill thingy made me sleep eleven hours what is up with that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 Behold gods apology, best veiwed removing sunglasses

ILL? ^_^

Not the best abbreviation, no.

I joined the Internet back in 2005, and I was young and stupid and hormonal. You know. So I made myself a strange and thoroughly embarrassing username. ^_^

@ Goldwulf: Thank you for that. I love CSI: Miami. Explosions and boobs and cheesy one-liners.

@ ILB: Hehehehehehe xD All my original 2003 handles were racist against white people. Which amused me for some reason because I am white.

Never liked those shows. I prefer whodunits, myself. Like Poirot or Miss Marple.

rather fond of the Murdoch mysteries myself, ive never before seen a more accurate picture of a toronto detective set in the 1890s (something around that time)

They’re not yellow enough. They need more yellow.

@ Goldwulf: Are you telling me that Canadians murder each other?! D:

Yellow wasn’t invented untill 1964

yes indeed, canada is a savage wonderland. Why if we dont kill a bear unarmed by the time we are 4 we dont get are claws put inYou knoow wolverine, we all have those we just keep it a secret so no one suspects a thing!!

on a serious note while murder is less prevelant up here it does exist here like it does eveywhere else.

I can’t imagine a McDonald’s bathroom without the color yellow everywhere.

so like I just visited a friend and met my uncle, we where talking about their dog and about my friends cats, and my uncle told us a story from back when he lived somewhere else, cause we were talking about cat music, and he told us the story, how once there was this one female cat with 3 male cats and when he told this it felt liek they raped the poor cat >:
like as soon as one finished the other one would step on her head biting her neck and going-

… cruel world…