Bittersweet Candy Bowl

even more disturbing because cats have barbed wangs

That’s messed up. D:

I just got me a haircut.

And yess… female cats aren’t very picky and can have kittens from multiple males.
that’s why there’s sometimes that one cat that doesn’t fit.

NOOOO!

What’s wrong Karizums?

My cats an indoor cats so when she goes into heat she tries to have sex with anything, the tv, the wii, shoes, her reflection, a yowling at the top of her lungs, annoying as hell but such a cute kitty when shes not trying to fuck the entirty on existence.

Should have got her spayed… Oh the cancer she’s prone to…

she’ll be fine, thanks for the concern though, id be more worried about her running head first into the window in an attempt to catch pigions. also her unual habbit of licking the plastic antitheft seals on dvd cases, tis crack to her

I was thinking about writing a short story about people who raised children as pets. Had them spayed and neutered and hormone-treated never to age physically or mentally and then had them put to sleep when the owner died. It was supposed to be some fad among rich people.

sounds like an episode of the twilight zone or something.

i cant help but giggle thinking of a kid with one of those neck cones on

If you can find me a kid flexible enough to reach its crotch with its mouth, I’ll show you a porn star fifteen years from now.

Guys…

this has taken a rather dark turn

yeah soory i just think those neck cones are funny, never meant for it to go this far

I do not like the cone of shame.

I still don’t see where I crossed the line there.

Doesn’t mean I didn’t, but sleeping thirteen hours may make me do that. I am too dizzy to tell right from wrong.

Awww threres two animals in the clinic here named mikie and Lucy. There was also a daisy. Except, you know. They are all dogs

David will be a cat.

My QC15 headphones came in today. n_______n It’s like the Voice of God is speaking to me via guitar.

I’m going to listen to Physical Graffiti and Dark Side of the Moon in their entirety. I will be in my own private universe of Rock.

no ace,i didnt know until now

Oh, sorry Idiot, I forgot about your disability.

If there’s a cat named David I’ll laugh xD

I think I accidentally sold my copy of the Earthbound player’s guide.

This makes me a sad Johnny.

awww

S’okay. I lost the scratch-and-sniff card that came with it years ago. You have to love a game that introduces itself right out of the box with “guess this smell.”

I think I killed toasty o.o

oh nvm he was just busy with something else~

Nah more paralyzed.

I’m good though, I’m good.

No paralyze-a the Toasty! That’s a bad Porn Giver!

it was bad porn Toasty >:
is that ture? dd I fail Dx

Wait porn?

I missed porn?

…I did fail

Prolly not. Iunno. What were we talking about?

Ok so if I missed some porn somebody better send it to me :3

If not then somebody make some.

you didn’t missed porn I was talking about the note I sended you!

I haven’t gotten a note with what I think you’re talking about yet :I

this is an A and B conversation I’mma C my way out of it

Oh Jerk you clever dog you!

Two claps.
Clap.
Clap.

OH GAWD I GOT THE CLAP

AGAIN

ok I resended it, I guess it couldn’t get sended cause it was too long for dA? I donnu

HAI GUYS!

sup?

Hi ‘Ray,
nothin’
watching my class
havin’ a coke

Sounds good Lis’.

I got off school today, I’m sick-ish.

aww man that sounds bad, what is it? are you feeling ok?

I kinda feel bad too, the teach noticed and I guess he’ll kinda leave me alone for the rest of the day, which is like around 4 more hours.

I’m having coke too. I accidentally typo’d that word into something inappropriate the first time I said it.

It is almost 5am and I’m thinking of stuff to do today to get money, keep myself healthy and entertained. I’m thinkin’, get all my errands done before four and play Earthbound until sunset. Level grinding is a zen thing for me.

And also, there’s the new headphones I ordered. Listen to Carouselambra on YouTube between 4:15 and 7m.

Nah, it’s nothing bad, just a sore throat and a headache.

I’ll be fine in a little while hopefully.

@Jerk: You’re playing Earthbound all day? Weird, I did that with Mother 3 not so long ago. xD

Get well soon, brah.

I’m not playing it all day. Actually, in about eleven or thirteen hours depending on whether the meds kick back in or not. Because I get nervous about going places and doing stuff I’ve never done before? I have to drop some stuff off at charity. Meds = anti-anxiety but they work just as well as sedatives so I don’t know when I’ll suddenly have to take a nap.

Oh right. Still, 11-13 hours is still quite long, which is why I’m going on a FF XIII rampage today for about that long. I can’t go out, may as well do something. =D

Oh, and thanks.

what the- it’s friday how can you all play so much-
And Jerk, don’t drink coke at 5 AM man ! D