Bittersweet Candy Bowl

EYACTLY!

We call each other homos. Make fun of each other’s mothers. Poke holes in each other’s condoms. It’s what we do.

*lol*

@Zesty: I’ve also been putting saltpeter in you soda.

I drink soda instead of water. How am I not dead yet?

And what the Hell does saltpeter do anyway? Because my peepee burns a lot and I’ve got this rash, won’t somebody look at it? I’m so scared. D.:

…*actually is drinking Coca Cola right now*
you gyus confuse me all the time-

I am a mysterious and wonderful individual. A beautiful healer. A GOD AMONG ANTS AHAHAHAHA

Saltpeter stunts your sex-drive. You should see a doctor bro.

Playing my heavily-modded Fallout 3

Fly me to the moon ~?
And let me sing among the stars ~?





And BANG! Bad guy falls down. Piece a’ cake!

Cool.

Ugh. I’m going to bed. I’m out of ostensibly tequila-flavored energy drink and I’ve refreshed the porn thread ten times without seeing the bottom.

It’s raining.
Hard.

WH40k armor in fallout? Guess I can approve of that hahaha.

And man jerk your connection stinks… hopefully we’ll have a new one on the go soon.

FFFFFFFFFFFffffffff

@ Bribri
Heheh, yeah, I’ve the complete set! x3 Wanna see ‘em in action?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poZiuPTpDLU&fmt=18

In fact, the mods that appear in those pics I posted are the Underground Hideout (includes the rifle and the katana), Space Marine Armors, and the Coyote Reflex Power Armor.

Why so, Kariz?

Oh, and I love the Sue image on the edit page. ^_^

I don’t know what this day holds, but I am already hostile and aggressive toward it! Dx

Violence makes everything so much easier.

Violence leas to the dark side

The dark side makes things easier too.

except reading. thats not easy without light

Well the dark side can make lighting which is kinda like a lightbulb.
…
A really bad lightbulb.

True, unless you have night vision…

I was a fan of the Jedi until they became pompous, love-hating douchebags.
I was a fan of the Sith until “Jorge” Lucas made the Emperor a snivelling old man and Darth Vader a weeping emo pansy.

TRying to read by lighting would be like trying to operate an ARC welder naked.



just not a good idea.

Not a good idea.
It’s a GREAT idead!

you’ll go blind and get badly sunburned. trust me i’ve done it.

Well if your blind how could you type that your blind?
Think about it.

That’s what they said about addiction to masturbation and sunbathing, but I showed them.

Please tell me it was not of your own free will. Please tell me you were under heavy influence from either drink, smoke or big rowdy men with baseball bats. ^_^

Oh, I was adressing Iain, but Jerk may get his share of the comment as well.

EDIT: Sorry, I read “Zesty Ranch-Flavored Jerk” as “Gabriel Kaxbe” for some reason. ^_^

my dog is trained to type for me

seriously though i did try welding without a mask once. i scorched my retenas and couldn’t see properly for 3 days.

You probably got a good, even tan though. And isn’t that what’s really important?

whats the good in looking good when you can’t look?

Well your not going to spend the whole time just looking at yourself.
Everyone else is.
Thats the point of a tan.

to hell with everyboy else! if i’m going to the trubble of gwtting taned then i want to see it. I don’t care about you enough to do it just for you.

If I knew people who used arc welders, I’d make them wear tempura batter face cream. It would amuse me.

okay O.o I’ll stick to the mask thanks.

Well, you’re intelligent enough not to listen to me, but there’s a whole big world out there full of idiots and arc welders.

and soon it will be Arc welders and blind idiots.

But they’ll smell like tempura batter, and probably be chased by wild animals. My new world order will be magnificent.

we should start stratigicaly leaving Arc Welders near bus stops and stuff.

That’ll do neat stuff to global warming. And you know what? If we melt the polar ice caps, everyone can have beach front property!

“America’s favorite birth control method turns 50.” You know, I would’ve thought someone had discovered “pulling out” a lot earlier than 50 years ago.

Apparently, the article was written to commemorate Mother’s Day. Hah!

I though you were sugesting that Arc welders could be used as a form of birth controle.


it would work but a bit too well.

Heh. “Too well done,” is more like it.

“Well done” is not at all the phrase I would have used.

…

“Will the defendant please rise”, possibly.

They could only find me “not guilty” though. As if I’m ever guilty about anything I ever do. ;D

I’m near the end of In Through the Out Door, and I find I like this album a lot more than I did the first time I heard it. Go figure.

I found salsa! Bitchin!

Hey I just notice you havn’t changed you name yet Jerk.
I demand new flavour!