Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Yeah Jerk, you don’t want to disappoint the fabulous audience. Jacob demands his fill of spice…

THE SPICE MUST FLOW. ._.

Alright, what do you suggest? I’m thinking Spicy Curry or Chili, personally.

Hot’n’Spicy!

Done. On the condition that I can use Sweet’n’Sour at a later date without objection.

Yes victory is mine!
and of course you can use sweet’n’sour ^-^

Saw Iron Man 2 at 12:01 Am last night.

it was pretty fucking awesome.

Iron Man 2 was one of the most epic movies that was ever made since the dawn of time!

I’m pissed that Thor gets his own movie and Captain America doesn’t. Wtf guys? Captain America is fucking awesome. He better get some back story in the avengers movie.

@Jeff

what has more brains then kurt cobain?






































the wall behind him

That one was said already…

I’m gunna see Iron Man 2 tomorrow. Gunna be the shiiiiiiiiiiit.
And the reason Captain America doesn’t get a new movie is because if he did, Iron Man would kill him again.

There not being a new Captain America movie probably has something to do with the old, trainwreck of a Captain America movie.

I’d suggest the Nostalgia Critic’s review if you’re curious.

2012 is the year of remakes. I heard rumours that they might be making a Captain America movie. There seems to be a trend to make an Avengers movie so they are building the team up slowly…

you know… i have nothing to say today… like at all : / nothing
i think im broken :O

It’s okay we’re all broken inside…

*heavy sigh*

I swear I didn’t mean to start a barrage of dead baby jokes, but ILB couldn’t understand why anyone would put a child in -30 C conditions. And, I think, the only reason that would happen would be for storage. Everything else was really just a happy accident.

HEY! I’m not broken inside, just mildly evil,pointless,slightly twisted, and crammed full of really bad jokes like this pathetic attempt at humor. I may not normal, or even sane, but I’m not broken…yet…

You’re normal by our (my) standards, brother.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! AT LAST I HAVE FOUND FOOLS GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO ACCEPT ME!!!! THIS WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!!!!!


…oops! Did I say that out loud?

Meh. I only accept cash, sexual favors and shiny objects.

CURSE YOU ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!! EVEN A NATIVE SPEAKER CAN BE UNDONE BY YOUR BROAD DEFINITIONS AND MULTIPLE MEANINGS!!!!

My Katana is a shiny object, maybe you’ll accept that when I use it to CUT YOU IN HALF!!!
…wait… Hot’n’Spicy…. oooh! a new flavor! Dang, now I can’t cut you in half because I’m too intrigued by what the next flavor might be! It also means that I need to make a new RANDOMONIUM recipe.

Speaking of which (or not) would it be acceptable to post artwork here (on this forum) that is only slightly/tangentially related to BCB, or would that qualify as heresy and lead to a totally unexpected Monty Python reference?

I have a Kung-Fu grip on the English language. And the forum collective made me change my name because they got bored with it.

I think 50% of all the artwork on this forum is only tangentially related to BCB. That said, go for it.

And you don’t really want to cut me in half. Because then there would be two of me, and nobody without a vagina wants that.

Are you saying that you are like a slime mold? (Can be cut into many pieces, each forms a new one)

And I already said that I couldn’t cut you in half because I’m waiting for the next flavor.

PS: Just to be mildly mean, I don’t think anyone with a vagina would want two of you either.

I keep my most unbelievable stories to myself.

New idea for the porn thred.
HotnSpicy-Flavored Jerk x HotnSpicy-Flavored Jerk.

That’s as flattering as it is kinky.

I’m not sure if thats meant to mean a whole lot or very little.

Yes.

I’m listening to a version of “Communication Breakdown” called “Tasty Pop Sundae version.”

And whats that like?

I don’t know. BBC Sessions has some of the best alternate recordings you’ve ever heard, but I’d rather they have just filled the extra spaces with Physical Graffiti outtakes like “Swansong.” As it is, there’s three separate versions of “Communication Breakdown” on the same album and they all sound almost exactly the same as any of the other live version recordings.

Just back fro having to fix the blooming gardens. My dad decided that he wanted borders around the front lawn, so I had to dig ‘em. Found out we have a fence underneath the lawn. Still have to finish cleaning the back one tomorrow… >

We all have problems with illegal immigrant gnomes, Pronasaurus.

Heh, illegal gnomes, reminds me I have to write that report on Amélie…

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix;
Angel-headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection
to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.

Huh, where’s that quote from?

allen ginsberg is the man

Fucking Howl, man. Ginsberg was a fucking genius.

theyre makin a biopic about ginsberg to release later this year about the howl trial
i am excited

*insert randomness*

My French teacher says I’m good at saying nowt and making it sound really well… She said it was a compliment though I wasn’t sure what to make of it…

She’s saying she likes the way you talk. I’d take it as a compliment.

Moi, je suis un putain cainri.

fuck french
shitty language/ shitty teachers/ shitty people/ overrated food

Not to mention a terrible military…seriously how many wars can you think of that the french won with =out huge amounts of help???

And I thought I was the only person on Earth who had called out shitty French cuisine.

Going to bed early, you’ve all been such good sports today but I have a final exam tomorrow and I’ll need the whole day to procrastinate. Goodnight!

its like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from goin under

French had Napolean, great general until he invaded Russia.

And Charlemagne, right? Depending on whether you count that or not.