Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Jacob: Hmm, needs another Hot’n’Spicy-Flavoured Jerk. Y’know, dramatic effect.

If we did that it would just be a rip-off of the Mike x Mike x Mike.
And there are things you do do and things ya don’t do.

I have ascended into legend.

@ Ray: We already went over that. I claim that nobody without a vagina wants that, and Ninja says that not even someone with a vagina would want that. (And then my friend Megan read that and vehemently disagreed, and I was flattered into a coma.)

@Jerk: I lol’d. That is all.

pop_rocks: why did hitler hate the juice
whicken: cuz he allergic
pop_rocks: dam thas rough

I’m not interested in watching a movie about Captain America that doesn’t star Stephen Colbert in the eponymous role.

@Jerk: You realize that I was (mostly) kidding. I’m not entirely heartless.

I know that. Everybody feels they have to take me down a peg sooner or later.

Quote of the year: KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK! -Dan McNinja The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

He said that… a couple years ago, I think.

McNinja? Who even GOES to McNinja! I’m telling you, Ninja Burger is where it’s at! After you try Ninja Burger, you will never eat any other fast-food.

It’s just SOOOOOOOO good!!!

@Jay- Don’t care. Quote of the year.

Quote of the Year 2005. ;p

Jay the First =/= me, by the way.

!= and <> also mean “not equal to” in case you care, which you don’t.

Neat. I didn’t know that.

Ohhhhh my goooooood that steak was orgaaaaaasmiiiiiiic n________n

meep

Sheep.

LE GASP!!

Oui.

baguette

& as usual I come back with no idea what’s going on…I presume nothing is going on?

Mmmmm eh….
Il fait chaud et lourd en Texas

J’ai mon livre du Francais.

….*ignores what Ace sais*

yes nameless- nothing’s going on and if something went on, I just went with meep since I was awake and bored-

anyway off to school now bb in a few hours-
oh and I feel liek sharing that I’ll be havign a frigging long weekend from thrusday till sunday x3

@Ace: Déplacer vers la Californie, hot and humid days are very rare. Hurray for the translation powers of Google.

Oh Lisa, you can’t ignore me. That’s impossible.

And….uhhh….nameless….. French is fun actually, theres just no time to study it anymore what with all them upper level biology

I really hated my French teacher, she killed an love I have for the language for years to come

fuckin’ rawr and such. i’m pissy tonight.

pity, whats up?

dunneed your pity need my whiskey where my whiskey at

ninja’d! D:

Oh nothin. Stress. People who take X before their exams and think it’s incredibly fucking clever.

Who did that?

In the Victory Thread.

It’s like watching natural selection roll a 1.

Also kinda curious if Lisa is still mad at me for describing dog cocks in the porn thread. If she was mad at me, that is. ;p

Then land on the ‘go back three’ square?

That is exactly what happened.

@Hot’n’Spicy: And once again, why I stay away from the NSFW threads, I did not need to read that

Well, it’s not like we’ve never gone into full-on necrophilia / dead baby jokes in a perfectly G-rated thread before.

I swear to God, I have been trying to cut back on being a dick lately. It’s a two-steps-forward-one-step-back kind of process.

Doesn’t count if you’re shuffling along, Spicy

I just need the love and support of some good friends to get me through this rough time. By which I mean the tacit disapproval of a female more sexually appealing than me. So basically I need to hear from my mentor Megan that necrophilia and bestiality aren’t funny.

I’ll ask her tomorrow, and then you’ll all be free until I get bored, cranky, sick or stoned.

Ah. good luck then.

The good news is I’m slow to crankify and I only get stoned on painkillers, and my favorite ones are expensive and hard to come by. The bad news is I’m a state-registered cripple so I’m both sick frequently and bored easily.

I keep fearing that I’m going to end up addicted to my pain killers. Hasn’t happend yet…I think

If you stop using them and get sick from withdrawal, you’re addicted. Either way, I figure you’re not doing your kidneys any favors, no?

Not that I’m saying you shouldn’t use them. Painkillers rule, and if you hurt that bad your quality-o’-life can’t be that great without them.

I suppose not, I’m just paranoid about such things. Kidney’s have worked fine so far…not dead or dying just yet

I’m lucky, I just suffer from severe alcoholism.

It’s understandable, but if it’s not actually causing you to be sick (And, you know, take care of yourself too. Keep an eye on your internal chemistry, just in case, and make sure you don’t overdose or anything. I mean, I know you’re not stupid, but I’m just throwing it out there anyway.) then you shouldn’t worry about it.

That’s how I roll, anyway. But I use anti-anxiety meds, so take whatever I have to say with a grain of salt.

Aw Jeff My grandpa died from that shit before the age of fifty. Liver failure caused them to amputate his leg. Seriously, bro, watch your ass.

Bah, one day perhaps the wonders of modern medicine can figure out what the hell is wrong with me and I won’t have to resort to such measures.
@Jeff: Yeah the whole alcohol thing, take it easy.

Are your doctors incompetent? My ex-girlfriend, her doctors are fucking incompetent.

When X-rays, blood tests, and a nerve conduction test come up negative there isn’t much a doctor can do except tell me what it isn’t and perscribe medicine that they hope will help.