Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Shit. Good luck, I guess. Hope when the figure that shit out they’ll have something relatively painless to help it.

Enough of this depressing talk, my hands are sore again and it’s late, or I suppose very early. I bid thee all good night/morning/afternoon/whatever

Night, nameless.

hello guys

Hi Lisa

Can I check the NSFW thread without my teachers killing me?

Depends on their thoughts on pedophilia jokes.

EDIT: Actually, without the context they’re pretty PG. I didn’t bring up the scatology though. Hell, I even say that I outright fear it.

I’m getting better about this.

PG?? I don’t even know what it’s supposed to mean

acutally I didn’t mean the writing just if a picture will show up or not-

PG is my way of saying “Safe for Work.” Sorry about the misunderstanding, Lis. And, no, I’m pretty sure all the pictures are merely linked (and that Shen took all the links down last I checked).

But yeah.

Don’t read the writing.

I mean, you know better by now.

yeah..I know what you mean there-
sometimes I really wonder why I go back to the thread…. I really…really wonder sometimes…

Because sometimes somebody posts porn or quasi-porn with cute pairings. I don’t have a furry fetish, I only go back to see the pairings I hope happen in the comic and to freak out the other kids. My only real fetishes are harem girl / genie outfits and fuzzy handcuffs. I’m totally white bread. But they keep setting themselves up, you know? And most of the time, I don’t even escalate the nonsense that goes on. I get a bad rap. Poor me. Waaaaaaaah

Yeah like I once mentioned, I’m just there cause of the cutey pitures they’re so cute x3

That’s why I go too actually. The porn doesn’t even slightly turn me on. I wish Taesh would do some PauloxTess stuff just to give me hope that that pairing will still happen but…you know, whatev. And who doesn’t have a boob fetish? Boobs rule!

Boobs?
I don’t know what you’re talking about

>//>

jk-

anyway, sicne Tess was a fancharacter and now is kind ainher senior year, and sicn ePaulo did real shit in the current chapter..I donnu what I should think of him >>

lol wut?

you’re all going to be so bored when I start behaving myself in the NSFW thread you have no idea

I…still have some hope, but it looks like Tess was right. He wasn’t all that committed to getting her in the long run after all.

you can leave your hat on!!!

Paulo you *shakes fist*

and the boob thing will be our secret >>
then again- who cares XD

what boob thing?

did someone tell you about my mammary-themed superhero? who told you?

*facepalms*

Oh come on. That was totally funny. x)

I’m off to ma half hour break now-
be back after that byeee

Goodnight, Lis, in case I’m asleep when you get back

*pokes Jay with a stick* you sleepin yet?

And I’m back with a belly full of vodka, WOOOOOO!

Vodka-

You drank a whole river?

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Da Tovarisch, russki vodka, ochen khorosho!

Wait, disregard my last reply. I thought there was a Russian river by the name of Vodka, but I was confusing it with Volga.

Ja, du bist ein dummkopf.

You having fun with online translators or something? ^_^

Hit me with something in Dutch or French.

Nah, just stuff I picked up here and there.

What’s “ochen khorosho” mean, by the way?

I managed to translate “Da Tovarisch, russki vodka” as “Yes, comrade, Russian vodka” and “Ja, du bist ein dummkopf” as “Yes, you’re an idiot”, though I’m quite unsure about the Russian one so I have no idea if I’m right.

Very good

It’s russian

“Yes comrade, Russian vodka, very good?”

Huh. Neat.

Yeah, i got bit’s and pieces of languages all over the place.

Spasiba, pushka, guten nacht!

Mira el delfin. El delfin esta muy triste. “Por que?” tu digame?

El hombre feo y muy gordo tiene el balon de la playa del delfin.

“Es terrible!” tu digame.

“Si,” replico, “Si. Es tragico.”

Tu eres loco y me gusta.

esta loco!

No!
No!
Bad Lisa!

Whats going on?!
I’m so confused T-T

the spanish Armada is attacking again!

Estoy loco.

Actually, I want to change that to “Soy loco”, no matter how wrong it may be.

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Get ready for some information that will blow your goddamned minds:

I’m a librarian.

…
My head hurts again.
…
*bang*

How do you like your future now, huh?

The fact that it’s 2010 and we STILL can’t teleport and don’t have androids is UNACCEPTABLE.

That falls under the Library of Congress Subject Heading of Not My Problem.

we should all be living on the moon! eating protein pills and whatnot