Bittersweet Candy Bowl

No stop giving attention to the other thread, it deserves none, for now anyway

Is it okay if we talk about it here? D:

Dammit, Ace, you’re doing it wrong!

I’m SOWWWWYYYYY

Forgiven.

My semester ended five minutes ago and I quit caffeine cold turkey again. Earlier today.

Lucky bastard. The second I think I understand O-chem for this final the second a mechanism problem pops up with one of the more OBSCURE reactions…

@Ace: For the act of High Treason the penalty s DEATH by…I don’t know what’s a clever way to execute someone?

I don’t know, you’d better sit down and contemplate ways of ending human life for awhile.

To wikipedia

I was talking to Ace. You can just go watch Silence of the Lambs if you haven’t already. Or, and I don’t know if this is still in mainstream versions of the Bible, look up the statue of Moloch they found. Giant metal statue, I’m not sure who used it, and it worked like one of those coin banks you had when you were a kid except instead of eating pennies the statue ate babies and had a furnace where its stomach should be.

This certainly doesn’t look pleasant. But the Bible you say?

Just wrong, very wrong

You learn something new every day, huh? I almost died from septic shock / dehydration in 2008. Not fun.

….D:

Aw Hell, we broke Lisa again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYiv76qRCkA

Imagine Lisa sitting in the seat.

Aw come on, you can’t hit Lisa. She gives us porn.

I wouldn’t know…fine if you have a better way to fix her lets hear it.

You give her subconscious enough time to repress all this horrible mental imagery and she’ll be as good as new.

And then one day snap and kill us all.

Through the computer? Really I prefer the Airplane! solution

If you think it sounds unbelievable, wait ‘til it actually happens. You’ll be all, “Oh my God she’s killing me through the computer I don’t believe this!”

Okay you’ve scared me I’m turn off the comp. forever *click*

That airplane scene scares me.

The possibility of Lisa snapping also scares me.

And the baggage retrieval system they’ve at Heathrow scares me.

I’m back.
Someone, give me a status report on the current situation.

@ Ved: Sitch - I just woke up so everyone and everything will be okay now.

I just saw an episode of Family Guy that was so bad I immediately deleted it off the DVR, then deleted all the other Family Guy recordings on the device and deleted all the timers for future episodes and reruns.

I think someone spiked my hot choccie with too much sugar today… @w@;;

…Happy…Happy…

Happy… Happy…

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY @W@

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t liiiiiiiie…
Cocaine.

Hey, that’s how I feel every single day ^_^

That cocaine doesn’t lie to you? Gee, I didn’t think you had it (cocaine) in you. :O

Oh, I was referring to having hot chocolate spiked with sugar, but I didn’t edit because people in real life have commented on numerous occasions that I must be on heavy drugs, or at least anti-depressives.

And there you have the reason for me to use this old smiley in every single post. ^_^

I’m hyperactive Extra sugar on me is like pumping an adrenaline boost.

If you can find me an anti-depressive that makes people feel like that…well, shit, I don’t know what I’d do but I’d be grateful.

I drew a picture to support the NSFW thread and to compensate for all my blatant derailing and pedonecrobestiality jokes.

Cycling is an anti-depressive.

it gets the happy dolphins swimming through your blood.

I can’t exercise until I go back into remission again.

(Don’t go lower than the definition on that page. It’s full of medical photos.)

dude! thats nasty. sorry man i hope you get over it.

Posted porn like I said I would. Gonna go run errands or something to take my mind off Megan being an angry cunt.

I have a friend with Crohn’s dude. Shit sux.

And medical photos don’t bug me, I’m a trained lifeguard, and the manual is full of pictures of compound fractures and shit. One has a picture of a steel round coming out of a guys face. I’ve gotten used to it.

Hah! Literally! And I would’ve felt like a douche if I hadn’t given everyone fair warning.

I’m asking SuitCase to delete my admittedly far too early sequel to this awesome thread.

Please accept my sincere apologies for my misguided attempt.

I, in my infinite grace and mercy and wisdom, forgive you. You may live.

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dontkillmedontkillmedontkillmedontk

Steel round, where the fuck did that come from, I meant steel rod.

this is random

@CaptainBaconMan: Why the hell did he have a steel rod in his face? I mean seriously… How the hell do people get steel rods in their faces? (aside from giving a robot a blowjob)

Giving cyborgs blowjobs.

@Archimantis: Dude, how don’t they get steel rods in their face?

Frak! Why didn’t I consider cyborgs!?
Hmm, y’know, really there’s a lot of ways to get a steel rod in the face…
Giving mechas blowjobs, androids blowjobs, drones blowjobs, etc.
Aside from that, why the frak would you have a steel rod in your face? Help me a lil here!
(my excuse for being incapable of coming up with a reasonable explanation as to why there’s a steel rod in someone’s face is because I just watched Brazil, and my mind is still in a state of “wtf did I just watch?&rdquo

Car accidents, falls from certain heights (say, into rubble), violence. Really, take your pick. Who knows? The Baconator knows.

Umm… Uhh…
Titin.
…That is all.

….. if that isn’t more annoying then anything… who the fuck came up with that name?

i don’t even