Bittersweet Candy Bowl

this thread <3

There is only one of these threads.

I believe that there are, like, four(?) porn threads.

1223, if you count “porn threads” as “half of the replies refer to or imply sexual acts or similar”. ^_^

Time to turn this one into those threads then!

Oh no you don’t. ^_^

Oh yes I will! Should I do it with some random sexual comment or perhaps an adult oriented joke? Choices, choices

Let me have something pure and clean, at least. It’s the least you can do, no? ^_^

Well, I could… nah

Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.

Q. What’s the new politically correct name for a lesbian?
A. A vagitarian.

Q. What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?
A. A block of flaps.

Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick.

And that is just warm up.

Must I plead? ^_^

Oh why ever not? Take your best shot!

Hee. I doubt it will have the desired effect, so I won’t. ^_^

But I honestly think that some things should be left untainted. Like puppies or sweet threads. Of course, I cannot stop the flow, but still.

Eh I ate a puppy once?

Anyhow Limerick time!

There once was a butch from Bremen
Who didn’t like to have sex with men
Then her date wore a strap-on
Which she sat herself upon
And now she is suddenly fem’nin

There was a young woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
Til a dyke named Delores
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling

I chuckled at the second limerick

Glad ya are. And it’s coming. Gotta finish some work then color the drawing.

(:

… and wtf guys don’t start tainting this thread now. all the others have been tainted. at least keep this one semi-okay. (and yes, i know we have random violent pictures in here for the lulz.)

Too late. Time for a long joke

Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie’s mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter’s sexuality and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom’s thoughts, Jamie volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Jamie said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.” So she sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, Jamie received a letter from her mother which read: “Dear Daughter, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sandy, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Sandy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.”

I did this for taeshi, Paulo x Daisy, I had this idea for a Junior Prom photo while drawing it :3

Awwww. ^_^

I love that.

Pronkat is depressing because he is failing

It really isnt funny.And it’s sad that taeshi had to tell you before you got that.

This thread needs more PauloxLucy.

^_^

huh, how very… well drawn. (ohh me. ever the critique)

>> Hug Mike

Yarr. That be Paulo thar Radial, not Mike. Me thinks you gots a little messed up in yer names. Might wan teh be fix’n it.

Or quite possibly you named it that for some other reason i can’t understand at this point, an explanation would be very much appreciated.

Hee. The simplicity of that is wonderful. ^_^

But yes, why Mike?

Look at “Lucy’s” tail! It’s not squirrel like. Its obviously Mike cos playing as Lucy. xD

ah. thanks goes to ye fer clearen that one up, matey. Yearrr.

Thank you for the information, Kuro, I would not have come to that conclusion on my own.

Your welcome Mr. Pirate person!

Tell us, dear. Was Kuro right? ^_^

NEW PIC!!!

Mike, Lucy, Paulo, David, Daisy:
http://kara-yasuragi.deviantart.com/art/BCB- Bubbies-176739036

I haven’t seen one like this yet so decided it had to be drawn ^_^-

That’s… that’s…

I cannot find words that do justice to that drawing. The closest I come is “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”, and even that is not even close. ^_^

Thankses… and “Dawww” would probably do.

Hee. I tried, but it didn’t sound right. ^_^

*points at Kara-Yasuragi’s link*

Made me die of squee.

OMGOSH Karo! that is freaken adorable!!!!

I think I’m gonna have to do more of these bubby pics.

Yes you do, this is so damn sweet.

And here it is!!!

http://kara-yasuragi.deviantart.com/art/BCB- Bubbies-Abbey-and-Molly-176866662


Abbey! And with an added bonus….. Molly!

Aww, you even put a scythe on little Molly, too cute

I just scrolled down all these frikkin pictures, and now i wanna sob while stuffing my face with ice cream. U PEOPLE F*CKED ME UP! ¬-¬

Though a lot of these pictures were awesome. i need to give this sweet stuff a try….

EYES ON THIS NAME! ^o^

until i come back with something sweet, enjoy this messed up picture:
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/08/23/0193- moonlight-sonata/

no i didnt draw it, read the website

I think I’ll give “Dawww” a shot this time, Kara. But it seems… insufficient. ^_^

Read Sandra and Woo or I’ll be eaten :/

yea you’ll be “eaten” if you know what i mean,and i think you do

You’re that funny little squirrel, Rukral? ^_^