Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Was it you who said that a “friends with benefits” idea should end with David saying “This is ridiculous”?

If not, then I don’t know who it could’ve been.

Oh I also support Mccain X Sue

How did this get 50 comments this fast?!?

David and anyone
Carter and his paper mache lucy (fully functions with wind up slap and orifces) face it we all know he has one

ILB, that wasn’t me.

MikexLucy just cause, it has to happen. haaaaaaaaaaaasss tooooo ):
AbbeyxDaisy though i’m afraid daisy may cheat on him ):
TessxPaulo because i’m OH SO ORIGINAL … ):
SandyxCarter cuz he loves lucy

SuexMike would be cool to see (just to see what would happen). Not as a final pairing, but just as one of those things.

And may god have mercy on David’s soul

A lot of girls wanted to date Mike in 8th grade.
Hm…

@ SmashFiles: Join the Cult of Scarf? We ship Mike and Lucy to death. So far it’s just me, I think.

@ VoF: And then they kicked the living crap out of him because Paulo convinced them he was a cheatar.

MikexLucy, because I believe that after confrontation cat dude manipulates Sandy to trap the characters, she will either sacrifice herself or never forgive herself. Otherwise all is forgiven, so MikexSandy, PauloxLucy, AbbeyxDaisy, McCainxSue, DavidxTacos, CatsxDogs, etc.

I can’t help myself. I fell in love with a number of original pairings.

MikeXLucy
PauloXTess
DaisyXAbbey
SueXAlec

DavidXHisowndamnedrighthandbeacusehesucks! *Cough*

JessicaXRachel and why not. We could use a good same sex pairing.

@ Jay: I said the same thing about David in the Red String thread once. x)

@jay: iknorite?

look at the mess hes gotten paulo into

@ Jay
You are my favorite, and we will be buddies, k?

YAY! I has supporters! ^_^

Well I love Mike x Lucy, Alec x Sue, Abbey x Daisy, and Paulo x Tess, but my weird ones that I would be happy if it ended up this way are:

Paulo x Jessica
Abbey x Tess
Justin x Molly Yes they are odd and go against my previous favorites but these just seem like a good fit to me.

@Gabriel: Huh. Then I have no idea who it was.

We’re all friends with benefits, except David…..Not since he tried to mount me.

Who is this roleplayer? ^_^

A racist. He has a problem being mounted by David but not Michael apparently.

Knots hurt more than barbs.

That thought makes my tummy hurt.

Also Michael’s loosey goosey.

…………ok then.

Punch* the hell you talking about Paulo, until Jess the only action you got was David. But now he’s mine, ALL MINE. Who did you think killed Kizuna, a Simpson parody….HAHAHAHAHA.

Get over it. You’re not fooling anyone.

Now; where’s Sue?

*stalks off*

At first, I was gonna say “Shut it, McCain” to be funny…

But now something tells me we’re being trolled? :/

YA! that Taeshi sad !

the RP turned into some crazy orgy tho

Mike x Sandy
Daisy x Paulo (my favorite hhhnngg love it <3)
McCain x Sue

Yep.

From what I can tell most things end in orgies on the Internet.

@sean

ends in ether orgies or cookies ether way some ones happy

Sounds about right.

paulo x daisy seems unrealistic,the other two aren’t

The whole RP thread was obnoxious and often involved homo-positive rape, but the lesbian antics toward the end almost redeemed it.

PauloxDaisy’s not impossible. They had a few moments toward the beginning and she knows what she says still has a huge impact on how he feels. It’s unlikely to happen any time soon buuuuut I’m not willing to discount it yet.

THREAD RESTORED TO NORMAL. I HAVE SAVED YOU ALL.

@beef
Ya you are the savor of the form ( hip hip hurray hip hip hurray )

Abbey x Daisy: Cuz… why the hell not?
Mike x Sandy: Because i’m a SUCKER FOR THEIR KIND OF CRAP.
Lucy x Paulo: I hadn’t thought Lucy would start to ‘convert’ him in a way. Though it’s partially David’s fault, but still.
David x Rachel: Since they’re the only dogs in this cat school except McCain and no one cares about him except sue.

Mike x Rachel *shot twice*

I don’t see AbbeyxDaisy lasting. =/

Cause AbbeyxMolly is so much better…..couldn’t resist…..Now to take a hot shower.

davidxmccain

DavidxMikexPaulo spitroast style

i dont see paulo x rachel lasting either

Rapecat McScarfacexRodger

Mike x David. Ohohohoho.


I really like Lucy x Paulo. Mike’s been a jerkface lately so I hope Sandy breaks up with him so he can go gay for David. <33333

According to Michael: Mike would like that.

i always wanted it to be
pauloxdaisy

but that’s not happening right now so…
pauloXrachle
(Lucy and Tess are both kindda bitchy&hellip

and i don’t like daisy with abby…
daisyXtess
(yep,that sound about right… hot)

sue can be good with anyone… amaya… McCain… hell,now that lil mentioned it… even David.

ho… and:
LucyXbullet to the face…

Lucy X Mike FTW.

I wonder what the incriminating pairings are. I’m not sure if you mean “incriminating” as in “will spoil the plot” (which could explain the lack of Tess on the list) or “incriminating” as in “I will die of embarassment if people realize I am shipping these characters.”

Though, is it really shipping if you write and draw the comic? To TV tropes!

*sob*

You’re killing me, Taesh.

DavidxDumptruck
there,problem solved