Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I got it! Sean! you be royal blue! Auricom be navy!

K.

Fine, I got yellow!



Yes, I’m Auricom/Icaras (I’m enjoying this waaay too much! xD)

Holy crap! Time for bed! Keep gather parts to the robot boys! I’m gonna recharge then come back here tomorrow and harass you guys some more, night!

Night.

I think I’ll keep this name for a while, always did win me races.

Every time I switch teams, I’ll try and post their logo.

Names to look out for:
Icaras
Auricom
Goteki-45
Qirex / Qirex-RD
EG-X
Mirage
AG-Systems
Feisar
Piranha
Assegai
Triakis
Harimau

There are more, but I prolly won’t use half of these anyways!

*The nameless solider looks around, realizing his slow computer has left him hopelessly outnumbered he flees pledging to continue his fight with La Commie another time*

Oh, well, time to kick some thruster in WipEout now! Later!

Ronnie James Dio, Gary Coleman and now Dennis fucking Hopper. Why can’t God kill off the celebrities I don’t like.

Last I checked Paris and Nicole and Snookie still have pulses.

…How did you check? ^_^

*Sneak In*How do you think?*Sneak Out*

I don’t think our dear friend [insert derogatory expression here] is a ninja like you. So I just don’t know.

Oh well. Did we end up with a name for Jerk?

i still like my sugestion Cold Brewed Squid sounds so refresing.

Oh wow, we are only #5 on topwebcomics by 3 votes.

3 votes.

Neigh

Cold Brewed Squid-Flavoured Jerk? ^_^

Has a nice ring to it, you have to admit

Yes, it does have that something, somehow. Only I find the word “ring” slightly… off when it comes to describing invertebrate animals. ^_^

Perhaps “squish” would be a better word.

sounds about right, that is the sound they make when thrown at children

You know this… how?

Years ago Canada participatred in the squid war, absolute carnage we dont talk about it much thats why youve probaly never heard of it,

…I see I am still in absolute command of this Forum. *Sits on Throne* Exssssseeeellllleeennntttt….

@Goldwulf: Aha. What sound do they make when thrown at adults? Or teenagers, for that matter.

Oh, and *cowers*.

And where are those Kittens I asked for!!??

For the record, he should be Volcanic Wasabi-Flavored Jerk

Finishing some f***ing art essays worth 20% in the final exam and the tosser of the substitute teacher had to say last Monday. Did f*** all with us all year and then he wants to take averages from the essays we had from our actual teacher… >:C

Does that even fit *Ninja?

Hey! No sad faces in my Forum Pronkat! Only happy! >

The kittens are in the oven like you ordered (they have to dry off after all and the microwaves full of spiders)

And Adults and teens didnt fight in the squid wars due to an international aggreement only those 11 and under are able to legaly combat Squid and Octopi in land based swine mounted combat.

….kitties? Are you okay?

they’ll be fine i left the door open and a large frog named Clarence in there to keep them company

Breaks oven* We shall not have burnt pets again!

Apparently the name will JUST fit with a little trimming. (*Ninja)

everyone knows frogs are fire proof and have the ability to pass it on to kittens, thats why they live on the sun!

Why do you impersonate us so much?

I wasn’t. If you bothered to notice, I was just checking to make sure it would fit. NOW STOP USING MY NAME JUST TO ANNOY ME BEFORE I ROAST YOU INTO A CRISP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im the true master here, obey my sexiness!!

^_^

My shuriken fly with the force of greased groin thrust!1 My blade penetrates over and over and over again and then i take a break for five minutes before resuming my sweaty attack!!

*This had gone too far. Not only had this moronic impostor dared to impersonate the Ninja for no apparent reason (there wasn’t even a decent joke to be made from it), but this fraud had misused the “*Ninja” (reserved for when the Ninja posted a small excerpt from his life at the top). There was to be a reckoning, and it was to happen now.*

@La Commie: I don’t mind the Erotic Ninja bit so much, because it is obviously faked, but your blatant misuse of my honorable name has earned you death. I give you this one chance to avoid your doom.

It was I who impersonated you with the *Ninja alias. ^_^

Erotic Ninja is the Triplesexy one not a communist, Learn to identify your targets the proper way by his rock hard abs and large short sword that desires a sheath.

The other possibility was that is was Goldwulf who is doing the impersonations, but I doubt he has the intelligence to think of something like that.

(thrust vigoursly in your direction)


Take that! and That! and some nice heavy petting! and that!

If you guys didn’t notice, the “*Ninja” and “*Ninja EDIT” weren’t me either. WHO IS DOING ALL THIS!!!

Hah, that’s funny. ^_^

Hey im only being triplesexy here, i have no idea who that other nonsexy one is

No, it’s really not. D:

It isn’t me, by the way. I have a feeling that La Commie and Goldwulf are having a bit of fun with you.

alright back to my normal triplesexy self

I give up! I’ll come back when I’m less tempted to kill you all!