Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Ah, the marvels of the Holy Grail. ^_^

“There are some who call me…

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…Tim?”

“Sir, the peasants are revolting!”
“Really? I wonder why. PULL!!”

I don’t remember the lines exactly, but you get the reference.

I’m sorry llama, it’s not my fault llama. llama llama llama llama llama llama!

OOh! Where’s the Horselord?! *Grabs coconuts* I have a surprise for him…

Hahahaha! Just perfect!

Oww! What’d I do? D:

I’ve spent all month cleaning up my act!

Don’t worry about it Jerk, just have a Fox cub.

Tee hee ^_^

…So much for volcanic wasabi.

I’m neither a fox nor have I a uterus.

But gimme a few weeks. I don’t live all that far from Tijuana.

…*slaps*

Oh, it’s all right. We can’t stay mad at you, Jerk. ^_^

I can’t, at least.

*Slaps again* I can!

Slap me all you want, you know that was a good one.

Oh well. That’s out of the window, then. ^_^

*slaps Jerk again*

*Slaps with a sledge hammer* Even so, this is just to entertaining to give up!

Usually I have to pay extra to get more than one girl to slap me.

HAY-OH!

…o.o

*Smack* Shut it Jerk!

*slaps Jerk with sandbags for the laviscuous comment*

To be fair, I am hopped on something that may or may not be painkillers.

It worries me that you’re not sure either…

Brainkillers, maybe?

Ay-OH! ^_^

…I think all of those fall in that category.

Either my heart stops and I ascend into Heaven to sit at the right hand of my one true Dadday or I get wasted for a couple hours and my guts stop hurting. I win either way.

…Sorry. I feel awful for saying that. I know you’ve encountered worse, Jerk (or at least you say so) but I feel like a downright meanie. My apologies.

But ILB you’re the mommy of our little group! You’re suppose to make comments that change our lives!

My last girlfriend told me she loved me less every time I told her I was in physical pain. I don’t think you can top that, hon.

Methinks timing played a large role in that! ^-^
Kirby sig. ftw!!

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Aw poor Jerk, you’re the Uncle that everyone worries about but is still the black sheep of the family.

@Jerk: No, I don’t think I could top that if I tried for a thousand years.

Yeah but that’s no fun!

Now that reply seems out of place. ^_^

Oh, okay. My post said:

“But can’t I say life-changing things without attacking people personally? ^_^”

it doesn’t seem out of place, just me being a bitch.

That was also the girl who dated me and at least one other guy at the same time, so take that as you will.

I’m being candid because I’ve been using anti-anx drugs as painkillers (that they won’t prescribe me) and rolling around in bed feeling sorry for myself.

I’m being even further candid because I am still wasted and won’t remember this until I read it later and then mortify myself into a coma.

…Jerk, that’s one of the reasons I feel bad about mocking you. It seems that life has been treating you far too harsh already.

I’m a weakling, I know ^_^

Jerk you should go outside and play!

I’m the leader in this odd ball family? Awesome! Road trip kids! Everyone into the van!

Wee ^_^

Oh, I should probably stop editing out my comments when they’re out of place. Agh, I’m stupid. ^_^ You must be our Guevara, Commie.

…Though don’t die in Bolivia. Not in a gunfight, at least.

Get in the van! oh! there’s blood all over my pillow, how did I manage that one?

…Oh. That. ^_^

What did you do to me?!

…Just got that joke.

MAN I’M SLOW!! XP

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…But I would never betray the leader! That’s just the blood of Augustus Clark as he was pinned by the hedgehog.

^_^ This would be epileptic trees if we had any context.

Gasp! It was Clark all along!!!

…? O_o

WHAT AM I MISSING?!?!

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Icaras you have to have played Murder Mystery with us to get it.

You are missing ze murdér mysterý, mon ami.

Ah. Yeah, I think I missed that train a looooong time ago! xD

Why in God’s name did this girl *points to La commie!* Spell my name “Lady Lucifer” and no one corrected her?!