Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@ Icaras: My advice: put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. *lights up a cigarette*

…Why? O_o

WHAT AM I MISSING?!?!

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Just go about business as usual. If you feel the cold embrace of death, just go with it. You couldn’t have stopped him anyway. He’s like a stealthier, amoral Batman.

or get the hell out of dodge right now.

If you think it’ll save you, be my guest. *smirk* I know the Ninja, that’s for damn sure.

O_o I’m still confused.
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!

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*Smiles wider than the Joker in “Dark Knight”*

How about if I give you guys a two minute head-start? Run, little children, run.

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*squeaky voice* …Oh…

…*shudders*…

*runs like hell*
EDIT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—







DX

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Time’s up!

*The Ninja laughs maniacally and draws his sword. He has prey to hunt.*

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well,there’s no point

*just stands there,waiting..*

(see edit)

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DX

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Ah, Dr. John, courage is something I like to see in an opponent. Too bad it’s merely foolishness in your case.

*The Ninja brings his Katana down in a wide swooping arc, slicing through Dr. John’s abdomen. Dr. John has enough time to get a good look at his internal organs before he dies, which he does shortly thereafter.*

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I, *bump* the necromancer, command you to live once more, Dr. John!

hi

*its a good thing he fell for it,DERP!*

*Starts his car and goes 80 MPH down the freeway if there is one..*

that lookalike came in handy

Oh, hi Iggy. I’m surprised you didn’t run farther than this. Too bad for you. It might have been enough to let you live a few seconds longer.

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*its a good thing im out of there*

(ninja will kill the whole forum D

(sorry to copy your habit, *Ninja)
*His eyes squeezed shut so not to see his own corpse, Icaras cracks an eye open. At first he is relieved to find himself alive and not diced. Then he sees Dr. John. Initially, he hurls. Then, he runs like the devil on crack to arm himself and learn some self-defense tactics to, at best, slow the Ninja in his relentless assault.*

Two words:
Oh, shit!

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comes into the room eatin pizza* yo wazzup

Dr. J, the Fake didn’t work. I did kill you. You just THINK it worked because necromancy causes short-term memory loss. It wasn’t that cheap zombie stuff either, it was bona fide good-as-new-as-if-you-had-never-died necromancy. DARN YOU *bump*!!!!!

*calls icaras,oh hey look i spelled it right*

it was a lookalike..incase anyone was wondering

(Lol not dying is good)

RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. John, ignorance is bliss.

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hey you can call me dead all you want,im still going down the road at 80MPH….

(i’ve been killed off in other things god knows how many times,i’d rather just escape this time)

(lol its not like i wanted to start another murder game anyway,not ready for it yet D

your a doctor, you can patch yourself up

*There is a flash of gleaming steel, and Icaras stops dead. His left eye twitches involuntarily. Then the two halves of him slide apart, disgorging a heap of steaming innards.*

And another one bites the dust.

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*well they all think im dead probabaly,heh heh*

(seriously when did all this shit start)

good point ace

*even though im not dead*

Rise, Icaras. Boy, it looks like it’s going to be a busy day!

*walks in front of the car of Dr John*

hey noir,im already a few miles away

also if i hit you,im not gonna stop,i dont have another lookalike D:

*After running for what seemed like forever, Icaras came to an old-fashioned weapon shop, where he got his hands on a katana (lol I actually have one IRL!). After exiting the establishment, he takes up a fighting stance, in the general direction of his approaching adversary. A slight quiver can be seen upon closer inspection.*

This post might be late, so forgive me if I’m dead by the time I’ve posted this xD

Edit: Of course…

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i just came so i was miles away too

*keeps going 80 MPH*

get hit if you want,im getting the hell out of dodge

*The Ninja jumps out from behind a sign in front of Dr. John and slices his car in half. the two parts glide harmlessly past the Ninja and grind to a screeching stop a few dozen meters behind him.*

I can’t let you get too far away, Dr. John. That Fake stunt was pretty clever, so I’ll save the enjoyment of killing you for last. But that doesn’t mean I’ll let you escape, now does it?

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gets killed bycar

…Where’d *Ninja go? Oh, well.
*Slightly relieved, Icaras re-sheathes the weapon. However, his hand never leaves the handle.*
I’m likin’ this anecdote thing! Sets a very dramatic mood!!

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*woah woah i seriously wtf bbq’d,how can you slice a car in half with a katana…*

*keeps going but is quickly heading towards a building*

crap…

*bails out and gets scraped*

*and cracks two ribs*

Fantasy dramatic murder story is very dramatic and epic!! ^_^

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X_X

also hey icaras,didnt you get killed..?

stands up and gets a .44 magnum

*The Ninja hears a distinctive voice in the distance. With slight disbelief, he follows it to its source.*

I thought I had already killed you, Icaras. Why are you still alive? Tell me, and I’ll let you have a few moments to prepare yourself for death. Refuse, and I’ll just kill you again and watch what happens.

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@ Dr. John (EDIT: & @ *Ninja): …umm, i don’t know *smiles sheepishly* my memory, and ability to touch my body to ensure solidity says I haven’t.

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*orly*

*holds his chest slightly*

*gets an uzi out of his destroyed car*

*runs into a dead end alley and hides behind a dumpster*

(lol i set myself up to die didnt i ?)

*runs around making sure not to be still*

Don’t worry you guys, I’m working extra hard to make sure nobody is going to stay dead for long. I’ve mastered the art of full resurrection, so you don’t have to worry about any post-necromancy side effects. Just don’t let that crazy Ninja know I’m here.

*comes out of nowhere with a dark coat on me its redish brown and red glasses also a white hankerchief blocking your view of my face and a red hat*
Time to hunt
*Bump* no worries ill work for ya

@ *bump*: That…would be bad. ^_^
(wow that was, like, a character-for-character copy of one of ILB’s other posts somewhere!)

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*shoots noir by accident thinking he is *ninja.*

(who?)
*gets hit and my glasses fall u see my eyes turn black*
wow worst mistake ever
(second mistake as a matter of fact first was running me over -_-)