Bittersweet Candy Bowl

*The Ninja steps out of Noir’s own shadow and with one fluid motion, severs his head from his body*

Stupid amateurs. And wasn’t this guy dead too? WHO KEEPS BRING ALL THESE DEAD GUYS BACK TO LIFE!!!!!

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@Dr. John: You really think *Ninja would be that easy to kill?

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Oh shit..

*runs around more*

*falls dead*
God damn….
My head yells* SOMEONE BRING ME SOME THREAD TO UNITE MY HEAD TO MY NECK

*starts running like Dr. J, keeping one hand on his sword at all times*

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*conjurs up another weapon*

I call the spirit of Noir back from the abyss! You guys should really get out of here before he catches on to what I’m doing!

We tried!!!

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*Stands up and gets the .44 magnum*
Ninja catch this
*fires a single burning round*

*i tried,he cut my vehicle in half some how*

*gets in a tank that conviently happens to be there*

hehe

*shoots at noir again by accident,thinking he was ninja again,killing him*

*gets in an F-22 fighter jet in a pathetic attempt at escape*

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*appears from the back seat of Icara’s jet* well hello there mister

*shoots icaras down*

no man left behind,i just learned that.

Awesome one less trip.
*takes off*

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I know better than to run. Ninja is like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix sans the retardation. He can kill me in my sleep or in my rocking chair as easily as if I’m running.

Or not at all. I get the vibe sometimes that he likes having me around. Though he would be hard-pressed to admit it.

Icaras open up the jet im taking the bullet down

*starts driving away*

whatever..

Too late, *bump*. I’ve found you!

*The Ninja proceeds to savagely mutilate the poor necromancer. But just as he turns to go and kill someone else, *bump* revives himself. So the Ninja kills him again, and then *bump* reanimates himself again. This process continues for about an hour.*

*pant* *huff* You have no idea how much of a stress reliever that was! I’m back to normal now.

*ejects from jet, grabs Noir, and flies on his own*
Hey! Icaras: Flying High, Won’t you ever learn?!

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Also, when the shit did this become the RP thread? xD

when *ninja turned it into a killing game

XD love u jerk (no homo)

oooouuuuuch! I may not be dead, but that still hurt!

*lands gradually, setting Noir down on the ground standing up. Noir takes a brief moment to find his balance, then stares, awestruck for 10 minutes*

Hey, I got skills! ^_^

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*runs over icaras by accident*

Stares* U CALL THAT SKILLS U ALMOST CRASHED 7 TIMES
*Uses .44 magnum a aimbot and a badass FMJ to pierce and headshoot John*

*barely sees Dr. J coming* Oh, shi—
DX

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*hears a slight thud*

Uh oh….

*Looks in the scopes*

damnit…

*also im in a tank LOL*

Hey if my bullet didnt kill John who it kill?
(badass FMJ to pierce the tank)

Hey *bump*! You home? Could use some help about now!!

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*convientely gets down to find his cigar he dropped right as the bullet comes to headshot him*

Somebody got a painkiller on them? I could use it right now.

Stares at Icaras for what seems 3 seconds before getting bored and going away to get a pizza

Ummm, help me? Please!
Pwetty pwease with a cherry on top? Don’t leave me heeeeeeerrrrrreeeee!!!!!

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*goes around in the tank,accidently running over people for 5 more hours*

*arrested*

Returns with painkillrs which he accidently drops in ninja’s hands

Here lies Icaras.

He flew too close to the sun.

P.S.: If Noir survives Super-Happy’s killing spree, he gets to be my sidekick.

Fine! Fine! Just get me a painkiller once I put you back together.

Soul of the recently departed Icaras, GET THE HELL BACK IN YOUR BODY WHERE YOU BELONG!!!! NOW, DAMN IT!!!

gives *bump* a painkiller he found on the toilet

*possesses *bump* to reanimate himself, calling on his host’s knowledge to complete the task*

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Was somebody looking for painkillers?

I’m baaaaack!!

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ICARAS OMG IM SORRY I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD SO I POSTED THAT 30 MINS WHERE LEFT OF THE COMIC COUNTDOWN

*figures out the possession was only a dream*
Damn, you’re good!!

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Now that everything seems to have been sorted out, I vote that we go back to the regular random chat until we have another reason to start RP-ing.

votes on ninjas idea

I also vote for *Ninja’s idea, but that was fun while it lasted!! ^_^

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Lets speak bout muffins they r only ugly cupkakes
XD

No, they use a different dough/mix.

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I have a barbecue to go to in ten hours and you guys are keeping me up. I’m the token crippled kid, but I’m showing up to play with the kids. There’s a little girl knows me as Long Hair Boy and I don’t wanna disappoint.

BECAUSE TAESHI’S SHIPPING OF PAULOXLUCY MAKES ME PULL OUT MY HAIR.