Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’m trying to think of a counter point to play devil’s advocate, but I’m just shooting blanks.

Drawing blanks. Just drawing blanks.

You know that a rule is good when it takes you more than 10 minutes to find an exception. It’s a really good rule if those exceptions can be proven not to apply. And it becomes a culinary law if you can find no exceptions!

I keep thinking “chocolate and” but that doesn’t work because I find chocolate disgusting more often than not.

What type of chocolate do you usually try? The cheap mass-produced stuff? Dark chocolate? Chocolate mouse? Chocolate moose? Fudge? The really expensive stuff from Switzerland?

Chocolate cannot merely be lumped into one category, but if you don’t like ANY chocolate, I am sincerely worried for you (hence the Concerned).

Literally all of it. I’ll eat some sometimes, but it’s pretty rare. (To quote the great George Clinton: “S’jus’ the dawg in me, baby.&rdquo

Not even pizza bites that have been run through a chocolate fountain? D:

I don’t think that’s something a normal person would try.
I love chocolate, especially dark chocolate.

For some reason, pizza bites are the only things that my stomach can handle right now. Chocolate will make me re-enact that scene from The Exorcist, complete with screaming and creative swearing.

See sandwich rule above, Ved.

Normal people don’t start culinary revolutions. Normal people eat cheap fast-food and become obese hunks of fat. People like me live life on the dangerous side and enjoy every minute of it!

Ninja, the sandwich rule is a lie.

Prove it or face a fiery demise….

@ILB: Thanks for the tip about tinypic

I’m busy procrastinating.

HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!1 K.O.

My god elosogamer. you broke the damn box. YOU BROKE THE TEXT BUBBLE.

And Catsby, keep doin what yer doin, Yer quite the king of the edit thread. Noon quite matches your ingenuity.

ho noes!, i broke the text bubble! gotta run *escape*
fuck police helicopters!
police: hands in the air!, how you dare mess with text bubbles!

I might just have to torch you, egoslamer….



Nah, I like you too much to do that.

judge: the court is now in seesion!
elosogamer i acussed for breaking a text bub…

lawyer:”OBJECTION” this evidence proove that my defendant is inocent

judge: and how is that possible?

lawyer: umm well, i suppose…

judge: nonesense, i don’t see why we should keep with this, i declare the defendant elosogamer

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elosogamer: damm it wright!, i’ll never use nintendo’s lawyers again!

I never played Phoenix Wright. Never saw the appeal.

Next time I have the money, I’m just going to complete my damn Beatles collection and be done with it.

Should have used Mia.

Don’t worry, egoslamer, I’ll break you out of prison… eventually…

@ elosogamer: I’ll be your public defender. Slow on the appeal, weak on the arguments, but delaying your eventual execution.

If you get cornered in the shower, tell ‘em you have HIV. Not sure what that’ll do in prison, but it sure keeps away the sex in real life.

judge: so where’s that old law… here it is!, in this old scroll from 400 years ago, here it is say, everyone who break a text bubble, shall be executed launched from a catapult

HA! They didn’t plan on this Ninja bringing a NET! I will not let Elosogamer die just yet!

If anybody can save you, Ninja can.

Somebody’s got to save those too foolish to realize the danger their actions put themselves in!
BTW:New art in my topic, if you’re bored enough to go check it out.

I think this thread needs more pie…

…anybody know a good pie?

GOD DAMMIT!, THE CATAPULT!
judge: wait we must try the catapult, put a cat on it
mike: hey what’s going o… (launch) FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu….
me: whoa, hhey, wait, you motherF… (launch) FUUUUUUuuuu…

(seconds later)
me:c’mon, remember, what did the old sensei told me about being launched in a catapult?

flashback!
sensi: listen well my student
me: yes, sensei
sensei: if for some reason you’re launched from a catapult
me: yes sensei?, is there something i could do on a situation like that?
sensei: actuallyyy no, youre screwed

end flashback

DAMMIT IIIIiiiiitt!

pineaple pie, my favorite!

@ Ninja: When do you become Batman?

@ elosogamer: Shhh. I’m still working on your appeal. I think I’ll be ready to submit it before you hit the ground.

awesome, if the judge declare me not guilty, he will fly across the sky, catch me, and i will be rigth on time for dinner, aaaaaaand time for pineapple pie!

@Beefy: Never, I charge money for saving people (after I save them, but while they are still at my mercy).



@elosogamer: You can open your eyes now. You’re safe and sound in this net. That is, you’re safe and sound if you can cough up $100. Those portable nets aren’t cheap!

@ elosogambler: Your judge is a morbidly obese white man. He’s not predisposed to move with any velocity by any stretch of the imagination.

Though a floating obese man, I think, would look like a flesh-coloured cloud.
That is, if he were nude.

umm, sorry dude, i don’t even have enough money, but what about if i make you a pie

but he’s a judge he can decide over the law, he can break even the laws of physics and fly all like supersayan

@ Beef J.

or you could put a GoodYear T-shert on him and bing ba da boom a blimp !

Is it too soon for a Hindenburg joke? :.D Oh God, I don’t like where this is going.

…

That’s a filthy lie. I love where this is going.

Pie works!

Also, we need to find the recalibration of the reality vector since the acceleration due to gravity is experiencing regional disturbances and I can’t refer it to the error report system through the usual channels because the laws of physics are out to lunch!

Dang Judge!

Quick, what does the scouter say about his judgment level!?

…Impossible. IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!

I got kicked out of the living room while my family and my brother’s girlfriend watched The Biggest Loser because I asked if someone was walking backwards when the scale started to beep during that dramatic “how much do they weigh” sequence. :.D

Family TV night is Johnny’s inappropriate joke-a-thon night.

I recommend that we find a way to deflate this pompous airhead. Yes, that’s it! We must pop this pretentious wind bag using…… a pie knife!

would you like to buy PIE KNIFE forr 20GP

Y/N

How about a pie knife in exchange for your life? I think it’s a good deal, especially with a crazy judge out there mucking up the place!

Don’t worry, I have a credit card.

YAY! Zoom has saved us!

Credit card declined. What do you do now?

Go with my original plan, I steal the pie knife and throw it with expert aim, correcting even for the irregularity of physics!

*POP*

Problem solved (until he hits the ground, anyway. What happens then is anyone’s guess&hellip

*Walks up with a giant hammer that has ‘Murphy’s Law’ carved into the sides* *Raises hammer above head and then brings it crashing down to the ground* *The judge hits the ground at the same time as the hammer* *Everyone in the world is instantaneously converted to pure energy, thus destroying the world*

Oh, hell… Well, I never was the richest guy. ^_^’

Oh snap, theivery check succeeded. Critical hit!