Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I don’t hate Souppy. I think Souppy’s hilarious. And Souppy doesn’t give two shits about me. So it’s more of a “I think you’re funny” - “who the fuck are you?” relationship.

@ LaCommie: Alright, there’s this girl I’ve been crushing on since my previous girlfriend started treating me like shit and, once upon a time, it seemed like we were going to be a sure thing. Then she starts meeting guys online and the opportunity never comes. THEN she meets this guy, six years younger than me, and she starts either ignoring me or treating me like a complete bitch. We’ve been texting back and forth tonight cordially but she accidentally dialed my phone and then hung up on me without saying anything while I listened to the convo in the background. SO. You know. Whatever.

Glad to hear that you are feeling better Noir.

Aw, it’s okay Jerk, maybe my silly new name will cheer you up?

Aw great, I become ILB when she leaves for bed!

@Noir: *Sends belated get-well wishes and his condolences*

@Wasabi Jerk: Spill the beans, comrade!!!

lol thanks u kno i was stabbed right XD
lol no worrying about me its funny how ppl react when they knew i had been stabbed they were like holy mother !@#$%

Yeah, sorry about that…

I added it in an edit to my previous post. Whole story. Damn it, love is stupid. I miss being the soulless, amoral sex fiend.

Poor Jerk… That’s an odd thing to say now that I think about it.

@ Senorita: And now you understand why I use the handle “Jerk.” >

Evil Jerk is Evil!! Now I feel like that should be a part of your name.

Villainous Wasabi (Jerk) it shall be, then!

I’m worse in real life. I make inappropriate jokes all the time where I’m the only person that can laugh at it because I’m the only person to whom said inappropriateness applies. Case in point, disease jokes.

I’m trying a new thing lately. Post the second thing that comes to mind instead of the first. If second impulse says don’t post, I should probably keep my stupid mouth shut.

Guys never get stabbed it hurts like hell

How did you manage to get stabbed again Noir? I haven’t been in the forums that long and I think I have missed that story.

Sorry again, Noir…

I haven’t heard this either… but I will make a note of it, to be sure.

Don’t get stabbed, don’t step on a rattlesnake, love is stupid, people laugh at innappropriate jokes, got it.

I was fighting in my martial arts class and some dude brought a real stabbing knife in his bag but it somehow fell from the thing that contains the blade I rolled in the fight and fell on the knife then the dude fell on me and the knife went into my skin on my back it hurted like living hell then we noticed a bit of blood and that i couldnt stand the doctors said it wasnt serious but because of safety i should stay in bed for a tme and i went back to fighting today the due of the knife lets just say i broke his jaw and nose

Whole crap! And way to go Noir, XD Breaking his jaw and nose is pure awesome.

I really shouldn’t be so careless when I put peoples’ stuff back…. Sorry once again, Noir…

Okay, Noir, why the shit did this kid bring a knife to a martial arts class? Did you ask him between him ejecting teeth from his gushing maw?

eeesh…

I call that not being able to control the anger after the idiot laughed while trying to say srry he said it looked like the game clue i got mad punched him on the face did this armlock snapped and broke his jaw from the kick he was crying and tried to hit back so i knee kiked him in the nose and also broke it :S

Pure. Awesome.

lol i could show u a pic of myself if u have iphone and openfeint ull end up with a face like O.O

Commie, remind me how you can be depressed by running over a pest like a bunny, but find it awesome that another human being just had his nose and jaw broken without being hypocritical.

Standing over him, you say something completely badass like: “You should bring a bigger knife next time.” And the wind blows your hair and robes as you walk away.

@ Ninja: Bunnies are cute. Humans are stupid and vicious.

dude i have my own knife and its a US Army war knife XD which i do keep hanging on top of my bed XD

Last time I checked, you weren’t La Commie, Wasabi-Flavored Villain!

Bunnys getting ran over and a dude punching another dude a two different things. The bunny was a defenseless creature against and car and died painfully. No one died in the fight with Noir and that guy was an idiot for bringing a knife. True he could have had a nervous reaction which made him laugh when Noir was hurt, but odds are that is still a jerk move.

Jerk has it right too.

anyone has an iphone or ipod touch?
actually he was laughing and making jokes about how the situation looked which he found funny which angered me enough to do what i did

@ Ninja: Yeah, but I’m like that guy on the hockey team. There’s always a top-scorer, but I kick ass at the assist.

Can you control what you laugh at or find funny? And there was little you could do to avoid killing the bunny, which had probably inflicted quite a bit of property damage on your neighbor’s garden, while the injuries that the knife-guy sustained were painful and avoidable, though he probably deserved them anyway.


(In case you haven’t noticed, I’m just messing with your head.)

*High five to Jerk* Ba zing!

i did notice u were messing i didnt understand a thing D:

Yeah, I got that but no, the bunny was a wild and free one. I live out in the country side and he was just too cocky with his car avoidance abilities.

Wanna hear something really bad? Right after we buried him, my friend looks at me and says “We should have named him Speedy. On account that he wasn’t speedy enough”

I was just pointing out the apparent disconnect between the value of human suffering and the value of animal suffering. Being a McCain stand-in, as it were.

IM SORRY I LOVE ANIMALS BUT THAT OF SPEEDY MADE ME LAUGH SO DAMN HARD

I know! We’re terrible people!

You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, but what is your first language, Noir?

Spanish is it so easy to notice …?

*high fives The Commie* Who cares? We rock!

Lack of proper (or any) punctuation, that’s all. But don’t worry, English is one of the most difficult languages to learn (right up there with Chinese), and you should consider it a major accomplishment that you can hold a running conversation in a foreign language.

oh lol the punctuation thing yea ive never really cared a shit about it when chatting cause it isnt english class were u get points deducted XD
Edit: Just noticed but…. U ALL USE PUNCTUATION D:

Indeed, Don’t worry to much though, even us here who learned English as a primary still don’t adhere to all the rules. (Mopping is just one example) And now I’m going to bed. Night guys! Don’t burn down the forum while I’m gone!

night Diane
(Whispers: who’s got the torches and gasoline?)

I congratulate on your progress, and wish you good fortune in all that you do. I was mostly just wondering, and if you don’t care about the punctuation, then neither do I. Besides, your English is better than my Spanish! XD

(Holding torch.) awww….

As a rule, all rules in the English language have exceptions