Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Natural 20s. That’s how he rolls, bitches.

Not even Murphy’s Law can kill a Ninja like me! Not that it didn’t hurt, I’m just not dead yet.

*Spamalot song plays*

Wow, it’s good to know there’s another nerd who got the reference.

I don’t even play, but I know my roots.

Same as Jerkity, but I played once.

I’m trying to get a group with my friends, but it’s pretty hard to organize.

Anyway, going to sleep now, see ya!

Night, Zoom. I’ll probably pass out in a bit too. I think I deserve extra xanax for being so good today.

My sister’s in Mexico now? I told her to bring back cocaine or she can’t have any of my organs when she needs them. Joke’s on her though. Auto-immune disease means I can’t donate jack crap.

*looks at clock*

Good idea!
‘Night! Be sure to always sleep with one ear listening and one eye open!

Right now I’m typing, and studying for finals

Good luck, O Nameless One. Your name doesn’t lend itself to a lot of playful modification.

Ninja modifies his own name so there’s no point in me trying that. Unless I called him Naruto or something, but I’m 99.9% certain that would offend him into murdering me to death. I don’t know a lot about Naruto.

God I hate math…history & english are easy, but I’m terrible at math.
@Jerk: Try getting yourself some anti-ninja spray.

Everyone Knows that Rock Lee is the best ninja in that series.

Guess what my shuriken are shape like

Rock Lee? =o

Beh. I am not looking forward to a LiamxLucy pairing if that’s what the next vote comics are gonna be about. *frown* I’ll still vote, but I dunno.

WESTYYYYY

No, I just figured we’d throw that bastard out around 1000 and nobody seemed to object.
Until now. ._.

@*Ninja: Yes. ^_^

@ ILB: HAH! I freakin’ love it. xDDD

Jacob’s idea. He suggested it a long time ago. ^_^

It’s times like this I wish I could remember more than five minutes into the past.

Yeah… So what are we talking about, again? ^_^

We were talking about how Spradic is a totally awesome person.

…At least I tried.

Argh. I wanted to reply with “I’m sure you are” or “Yes, you are”, but both could be taken more sarcastically than I would have intended.

Wait. I think I’ve got a way you could say it and it wouldn’t sound sarcastic!

“Yes, you are ^_^”

I’m a helper!

^_^

I am thoroughly amused.

I am Spradic.

Okay, enough with my random puns. How was everyone’s weekend?

My weekend was……. well it happened i suppose, worked, did the sleeping thing, alone as always. bored as hell, cant say it was good, wennt to the mall today, it was closed when i first got there, forgot the holiday so had to wait an hour for it to opern to buy anything. The mall was pretty much just filled with homeless people at that time so i wondered about outside for a bit. When it finaly opened i couldent find anything i wated so i bought two belt and a copy of the cat returns because i didnt have that yet. nearly broke down in the mall unfortunatly but i held it together (it happens, lonely and some days are harder for some reason). got home ate a pork chop and got online thats about it.

Oh and for anyone wonder about the holiday its victoria day here in canada, one of the dayswhen we honor the britsh monarchy. Basicaly its like visiting an old grandmother out of politeness, family obligation and the hope that we will be mentioned in the will

I thoroughly amused ILB, I can call it a day now.

Later, champs.

Jerky called us champs! YAAAAAAAY

YES!!!! I just got the results of my Entirely Too-Epic Ninja Progression Examination (or the Seppuku Avoidance Test as it is commonly called by those of us unfortunate enough to take it). I was worried because this exam determines whether you can continue on to higher levels of Ninja training. And of course because if I had failed I would have been forced to commit seppuku to erase my dishonor. BUT I GOT A NEARLY PERFECT SCORE!!! WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

You will never, ever, see me any happier than this!!!

Congrats!

If I remember correctly, I got… a 1720 on my SAT, but not the one you took, obviously. There wasn’t any shurikens or wall-running in mine.

Mmmmm my SAT score was terrible. Good thing it means shit compared to the ACT in Texas!

Let’s see… Compiling the Martial, Crawling and Running, and Wise-cracking sections, I got somewhere around 2300!!!

Neat. o.o Is this freaking out anybody else?

Not me!!!

*Departs in an aura of euphoria*

That’s some crazy score, dude! I feel like an idiot now. D:

NO! Don’t be sad, Zoom! I don’t want my happiness to cause anyone pain! You have a perfectly fine score for the SAT! Sometimes you just have one subject that you don’t like or can’t understand! It happens to everyone! *Cough*APCALC*Cough*
You aren’t an idiot! don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! Not even me!

Seriously. A C T.
Solves all of life’s problems. And by those, i mean terrible SAT scores

XD Yeah, I wanted to break 1800, but the writing section was what got me.

If I remember correctly… I had a 680 in Math, 540 in Reading, and 500 in Writing. Got me to Rutgers with a fat scholarship, so I don’t mind anyway. If it really did bother me, I’d probably try it again.

Don’t worry, I’m not sad. If anything I’m inspired to take my educating mindset to the next level.

sooooo, how’s weather?

Somewhat rainy, but otherwise pretty good. It is summer, after all.

Fucking Awesome! It changes from raining to sunshine every half-hour or so! [/sarcasm]

But it’s still not enough to ruin my good mood!

I scored terrible on both and still got into the pre-med program at Baylor University.

I mean, I quit the both Baylor and the pre-med program because I hate people and my tolerance for being forced to go to church as a required class was strained at best, but still.

Your life seems to be a bit on the sad side. take a few of my happy faces, they might cheer you up.

Here:

I keep the stuff about my life I actually find sad either in the past or to myself. I have a big-ass TV in my room connected to an SNES with a bean bag chair and a miniature weight room (the room is miniature, not the weights). I donate most of my stuff to charity and volunteer taking care of autistic kids. I get sick a lot, but my life’s pretty bitchin’ all things considered. I’m all about smiles over here.

But I’m not completely 100% sober, so I maaaaay not know how to make one.

Aw Jesus, how fuckin’ rude of me.

Congratulations, Ninja-bro! ;D

Wait, what was rude? Did my computer forget to load a post? I’m really not seeing anything rude.

…Maybe you’re just trying to be polite, but I honestly can’t find anything rude that you’ve said.
If it’s just about not sharing my joy over my grade, I don’t mind. I may be self-centered enough to post it here, but I’m not so egotistical as to expect or demand that anybody care.

But thanks, Jerky-bro! ;D

Why do I get the feeling Ninja’s just getting on our good side so he can ninja stab our backs later? XP

I kid, I kid. Well, I’m gonna go to sleep. An adventure awaits tomorrow!

You kid!?! You KID!?!


Well then, I hope you wake up and read THIS!



(yep, it’s *Ninja)

No no no, I meant I was being rude that I didn’t say congratulations earlier. Shoulda been the first words outta my damn keyboard. xD Way to go, mang!