Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’ve finished all the stuff I need to do for the next week. I am bored out of my skull.

Hmmm…say something interesting to become less bored

Alright.

I got kicked out of the living room again for making fun of people on The Biggest Loser. The sound the weight machine makes for suspense sounds like a truck backing up. It’s not fair to them. My mom asked what happens to all the skin from when they lose the weight, and I made so many Dumbo jokes she and my brother fell out of their chairs laughing.

I think I’m gonna go play Earthbound until my characters are all level 30 and plug in my bloody DS to play Chrono Trigger DS too. I want that rutting bonus ending.

*amused smile*

Stick around with me and you’ll feel like a cruel bastard for laughing at my jokes sooner or later. I own a large HD TV so I have a knack for pointing out otherwise subtle mustaches on women.

The resolution brings out every single hair.

*not laughing yet still amused smile* also I’m retiring for the night c ya later

Hey there

Hiya, Lisa ^_^

@*Ninja: This is why.

“I poked that one it is dead.”

THIS MUST NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!

But can’t you see? It’s been dead the whole time.

CLEAR!!!

*ZAP!!!*

I was talking about ILOVETEHBOYS link to a song about robooooots.

Guuuuuuys.

For the record, I don’t consider something dead just because its not on the recent thread page. It’s only dead if it’s not on the recent thread page while showing only topics. As a necromancer, I have different standards.

You know, I haven’t seen Inside a Large Box in a while…

(Spradic was here.)

ILB was here this morning.

But where is Insanely Loud Barnacle now?

Having a life outside of our immature shenanigans.

Probably sitting by a pool sipping mojitos while oily cabana boys fan her with palm fronds.

Are you insinuating that people should have a life outside this forum?!? That’s preposterous!

{/infinite sarcasm}

I’m sowwy great internet overlords. I am tired for some raisin and must go to sleeeeeeep. And tomorrow.. I’ll be in humid city….

pity

I wish I led that kind of life outside the forum, but I’ve been effectively crippled today. x(

<:O
T_T

Poor Jerky Beef Beefy Jerk!

I’m feeling better, I just need to get in to the hospital some time this week to make sure this was a fluke.

And if it wasn’t, I have to buy a bottle of fluid to replace my blood plasma that costs about as much as a new car. >(

Well, at least you seem to have a positive attitude despite all this…

I’m through the worst of it. PLUS, my new albums came in today and I got about a gig of new music.

YAY!!!!

I would lend you my blood plasma but I think its tainted…

Get this: a single glass of milk can put me in excruciating pain for hours on end but drinking energy drinks instead of water actually makes me feel better. I swear to Christ tomorrow I’m going to load up on Blue Full Throttle and then just walk around the park listening to cheesy 80’s New Wave and pre-Nirvana Seattle Grunge.

@ Nameless: It’s not the plasma that’s the problem. I have to change the entire chemical climate of my digestive system.

Whatever makes you happy…I guess…

Careful those drinks dehydrate the hell out of you

@One Less Name: Maybe you should start a health thread to assist others with your advise…

Alternatively: @(sseleman): Your name is difficult to mock…

@Ninja: Hence the name, (nameless)

I prefer “O Nameless One” for now, which I may or may not later shorten to “ONO” or “Oh No.”

IDK, Sseleman almost sound like a real name if you remove one of the “s”s…

[nameless] isn’t as funny

How about (nam eels) or (nam elses)?

Ooh! I’ve got it! (maneless)!

If you’re going to break it down like that you’re going to have to give me time for sedatives to work out of my system so I can let my immense genius shine forth and come up with some insipid and immature suggestion that shames us all but probably amuses the living Hell out of me.

@ (nameless): For the record, we do this as a sign of affection to damn near everybody.

I’d suggest (man_less) if I didn’t think that would annoy him.

Don’t mock me my name (lack of name?)

Well, I guess you won that one, Ninja.

He has no mane now.

Which is sad because it reminds me of the part where Aslan died for our sins.

Aslan got better

Yeah but lion-shaving is so depressing. It’s as emasculating as you can get without actually doing the operation.

Look, (nameyettobedetermined), I’m tired, it’s late, I’m supposed to be writing a paper, and I’m in a mood to mock people. Just try to stop me, I dare you!



(hint: “please stop” usually works)

Time to counter mock: I finished my finals today YOU STILL HAVE TO WRITE hahahahahahaha

Also originally my ‘name’ changed everyday to some variation of (nameless), always in parenthesis. but I got bored with that and stopped some time ago

I got a 2310 on my SAT, I’m exempt from all my exams, and this paper is the last assignment I have to do until fall!

Nice! What’s the paper?

@ (nameless): Roughly the same here, but I didn’t apparently.

@ Ninja: I got good news too! I’ll be graduating from college in August, if everything goes as planned.

College, I wasted my first year and have been slow in my second. Still my International relations teacher advised that I stay in college as long as possilble so…I don’t know. Anyway graduating is a good thing

Proportional vs Disproportional responses

huh

interesting