Bittersweet Candy Bowl

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Disproportionate is more fun because it is basically using totally overwhelming force and outrageous overkill.

Proportionate is less fun, but keeps you out of most wars without looking weak.

Which do you prefer? Why do I need to ask…

Obviously the one that goes “BOOM!!!”, but I prefer the Sneak-in-and-kill-them-all-before-they-can-even- blink method to both of them.

Sneak-in-and-kill? With a FLAMETHROWER? The burning, screaming body might just give you away….

Surprisingly, it doesn’t. If you don’t believe me, you can try it for yourself, in a limited way, in Fallout 3 (sneak attack critical + flamethrower=awesome).

I prefer the Deathclaw Gauntlet for the close up kill.
Every played Oblivion? With high sneak you can attack, they don’t seem to notice, attack, they don’t seem to notice, you get the idea. This doesn’t seem to happen so much in Fallout…

Simply not as funny, but probably more effective.

i’m here again~

This post was written awkwardly due to the fact no one else has responded and Lisa’s here alone.

Now I’m sad…

I was sleeping. ^_^

Ah well. By the way, mocking (nameless) is easy. Just adress him thus:

We need a Lisa alarm clock on here. “Lisa’s here you lazy Americans wake the shit up!”

For all Nintendo fans: WIN!

Sorry Lisa! But we Texans need our sleep so we can wrangle cows or whatever the hell the rest of the world thinks we do.

Back from judging a “talent” show… good I put my katana away this morning…

Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mom starts bitchin’ about my friends

@ Obsidian: HE PUT EARTHBOUND IN THE MEDLEY HELL YES! :.D

^_^

I’ll take that as a, “Good for you.” xD

Actually, it’s more like a “I’m happy for you, I’m happy because of you (more correctly: amused by you, sorry ^_^), and I’m happy to be alive”.

D’aww. Thank you, I think.

awww grope hug everyone…er group hug yes thats what i meant

“Girly” is almost over. That’s depressing, but today’s page was so fucking sweet. I did not see that coming. x3

i prefer hugs of 1 person, and one person alone.

I prefer multiple partners, unprotected hugs while sharing needles.

My doctors and nurses are very affectionate.

so hungry…

I’m bored, I was trying to leave a blank spot for a name

That’s actually kind of neat, but it leaves you open to some nasty jokes. =/

I think I want to make a fanfic thread to parody the fanfic threads.

My fan character will shoot all the other fan characters. With a gun.

And he never misses a shot because he was trained by the ultra-secret military since he was a fetus or some bullshit like that.

I’ve started applying for jobs again now that I’m not a full-time student. Wish me luck!

Lub you guysh! <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=zN0AlMINVLQ&feature=related

Just finished watching this on dvd. look at the white cat look familiar to anyone

I loved that movie.

@Case:That would certainly explain the plethora of fanfics (good and bad).

I don’t wanna be a cat.

Got bored. Read the awkward zombie archives. Laughed alot. should prroooobably be painting orks or something.

Applied for a library job. Found out my best friend is having an FFM threesome. Got jealous, stoned and then pumped iron until I couldn’t feel jealousy anymore.

Also wrote a song about Lucy in the song lyrics thread.

That sounds neat. Most emotions for me fade gently over time as I dull my mind to something. Apathy is neat. I’m also starting to get hungry but I can’t eat cause I’m fasting so I can have my bloooood drawn.

I only had three opportunities to donate blood when I was a kid and I took them all, up until they found out my disease was autoimmune (though noncommunicable). The story of the last time I donated blood got me into Baylor University, because I was in a pre-med class and spent all day taking care of people who were donating blood but were afraid of needles and such and needed help when they were done. Then I got my own blood drawn among the last people and helped the Red Cross people pack up their stuff to leave and then tried to walk home in the rain minus a pint of blood. But some girls dragged me into their car and dropped me off at my doorstep somehow. I don’t even remember that part.

I also volunteered for a lot of stuff back then, like taking care of severely autistic children so their parents could take a night off.

Nah, its for routine bloodwork. I have high… cholesterol I think…

And Oh Baylor. Man they wanted me soooooo bad then I looked at their tuition and what they offered and went to UT. Oh, right…uh… it was mostly because I’m doing Pre-Vet and Baylor was not a good choice.

(But Ace! Why did you not go to A&M, the only vet school in your state to get your pre-vet?! Answer: College Station.)
(But Ace! You’ll end up there anyways and people will hit you for being from UT! Answer:4 years in college station is preferable to 8)

… I’m in an odd mood.

I spent two years at Baylor before it became more trouble than it’s worth. My sister’s there right now making all A’s in pre-med, which is what I would’ve majored in had I stayed (at the college and interested in medicine). It helps that she’s a hardcore Southern Baptist while if I tried to explain my religion to you, you’d, justifiably, write me off as a madman.

When it comes to football, I was raised a Longhorns fan all the way. A&M is a good school and all, but their fans have a serious hate-on for the University of Texas. I go to two colleges right now. One community college because the courses I need are basic, transfer easily and are way cheaper, and the other is University of North Texas, where I take my classes online.

I get my bachelor’s at the end of summer, if everything transfers right, then I have one more year of graduate school before I’m considered full-grade professional librarian. I’ll go back and get my doctorate later, but only because I’m a freaking prodigy and this organization psychology stuff.

@jerk hey dude wouldnt it be better if u all moved to a real time chatbox?

@ Noir: Not really. I don’t like using IRC because I feel committed once I get stuck in a conversation there, so the RC lets me post without having to stick around and be polite and wait for a response or whatever. I’m anxious like that. Plus, this is really what the RC is for. We have a good time, mostly, and just shoot the shit and come back later and see what other shit was shot while we were gone, you dig?

sweet can we do countdowns here? lol

Countdowns for what? New comics? No, that’d be fucking annoying.

If you want, you can start a separate thread for that kind of thing but God help you when Souppy wakes up to see that. He will be pissed.

lulz how do u make a thread? ill take the risk

This one, Noir?

EDIT: you just click “post new topic”.

*sigh* I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?

Go to the forum, the list of topics and such, and go to the very bottom. There’s a form there and everything. Title, box, submit button. You get the idea. Just at the bottom of the page.

For what it’s worth, good luck. =/

nvm im thinking on doing a thread myself WE WILL HAVE OUR COUNTDOWN PAGE XD
PS. Whats the big white box for?