Bittersweet Candy Bowl

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i’ll try setting it up.

HEY!
who’re you two? c:

Fuckin’ sweet! I stayed up long enough to see Lisa!

im some risky guy with his friend (up there) who r about to do something rlly stupid
@Icaras WAIT DUDE MAKE IT A COUNTDOWN AND RANDOM THINGS ABOUT THE COMIC CHAT so soupy will accept it

thread’s up, look for it in navigation!

This is going to give me another stomach ulcer.

Which means jack shit because my stomach is already one gigantic ulcer already.

lol i like this guy (no homo)
@Icaras lol dude im new to forums and stuff im more of a real time chat thing so how do i use this thing navigation and where do i find it XD

i no wat u mean (lazy now lol)

@Noir: btw, the “white box” is meant for the opening post of the thread.

Charging my iPod to take a walk around the lake tomorrow. I figure, “I’ve got new music and I’ve got a lake, what better way to plow through a new album than a walk around said lake?” In the meantime, I have popped copious amounts of xanax to kill my short-term memory and effectively destroy my jealousy for my best friend. Why? Because she’s engaging in an FFM threesome.

Also, this country would be a lot healthier if kids knew that the feeling after lifting weights feels a lot like an orgasm afterglow.

@Noir: its just the forum index the same way u got here! refresh the page when u get there its called the countdown thread should be near the top.

lol jerk do u lift weights?
and what kinda music u like?
(weres the navigation thing?)

uh..I donnu what’s going on, but nice to know you guys-

and hey Jerk HIGHFIVE!

I found a way to upload pictures I doodles in school while still at school

@Noir: click “forum index” @ the top of this page, hit “refresh”, then look for “Countdown Thread”.

@Lisa what a greate way to make a dull day at skool fun, im more of a constucting person so i draw blue prints of things i can make last thing i made was a home made tazer and the craziest i did was a laser XD
(Nice meeting ya too)

@Noir: name beat u to mah thread, step it up! XD

@Lisa: im just sum random highschooler bored out of his gourd who stumbled upon this comic by COMPLETE ACCIDENT!!
yeah, idk…

@ Lisa: *HIGHFIVE*

@ Icaras and Noir: This is Lisa. She is an artist and is completely fucking awesome. In the near future, we will all greet her with bowing in place of “hello.”

where can i access her art?

I hear she has an art basket hidden somewhere ‘round these parts.

@Jerk I don’t bow (I tie my shoes )

Well, I didn’t mean today but, I dunno, someday. There’ll be a porn war between Radial and Shen and Pen in the NSFW thread, and Lisa will join in somewhere and just fuckin school all of them. It’ll be hilarious and it’ll happen someday, just you watch.

I will continue to make horrible and disgusting jokes in that thread though.

Aww Jerky, that’s kinda cute of you xD

I’m busy with my another Night, befor EI dra wother random porn ^^ then again random porn is always good right?

You do what you want, Lis. We all know whatever it is it’ll kick ass anyway.

I’m going to bed / getting drunk / sick again.

I’ll be awake again in four / eight / sixteen hours.

Take care of yourselves. Goodnight.

Oh Lisa, random porn is the best porn. It’s the most honest.

… eeeeeer-
that sounded wrong…

Try and deny me Lisa. TRRRRY

Anyways, now I go to have my blood taken from my veins. Can’t complain though, every day I shove 22 gauge needles in dog’s necks for their beautiful blood so….

That… also sounds wrong. ^_^

That sounds like fun. Can I join sometime?

I despise needles, for some reason the doctors always miss my viens when ever i have to get a shot and just continueilly stab my arm reapeatelt before finaly hitting it.

Know what I noticed? There are absolutely no musicians in this comic, which is kinda weird, cuz where I’m from there’s at least one per group of friends. At least. But then again, I’m from the Bay Area (or Yay Area if you prefer) and it’s full of hella artists and free spirits and hippies. Dirty hippies with their acoustic guitars and talks of peace and flowers and kindness and top shelf marijuana, which, by the way, is easier to obtain for a highschool student than alcohol is here.

Well that was anti-climactic… walked in, they stuck a needle in me, I walked out.
Sigh.

Dentist appointment in an hour…

@(…How would you like us to shorten that username, OMGINONFIRESOMEONEHALPPLZ? ^_^): Yes, that is true. There’s Lucy and Tess who can sing, and Zachary (Acapulco arc) who is in the music business, but no instrumentalists.

As far as we know, that is. Perhaps David knows how to play the drums (imagine him as Keith Moon) or Abraham likes to calm down with his guitar now and then.

Oh my. Now I can’t unsee Abbey as John Mayer. ^_^

David does not have the blood alcohol content to be Keith Moon, nor is he as accomplished as wrecking shit in, for example, hotel rooms.

@OMGINONFIRESOMEONEHALPPLZ: Bay Area ftw
@:Ace: I hate the dentist, last time I got a filling the dentist did not seem to get the message that the novacaine wasn’t numbing anything.
I bet David is secretly a prodigy at piano or something just watch.

You just know Lily plays the harmonica…or ocarina.

dododo dododo dododododo dodo dododo dodo dodo.

Heh… ocarina…

Haaaaaaaay macarena!

Daisy plays the beef whistle.

RANDOM POST

Why do I have the desire to start a sing-along in here? Lion King anyone?

Gonna be the very best, like no king was before…

I’m brushing up, I’m looking down, I’m working on my ROAR!

Oh I just can’t wait to be king!!

The circle of life…


neigh

*The Ninja sighs and surreptitiously puts a boom box down on the table and sets the Lion King soundtrack to repeat.*

Hi everybody, my connection was down for a while due to atmospheric electrical disturbances (read: one hell of a thunderstorm), but I’m back until the bipolar weather decides to switch moods on me again.

welcome back,
on the subject of dentist mine resmebles doctor eggman in girth and is so lazy he rests the dental insturments on his paitients stomachs so he doesnt have to reach behind him to get them when he needs em, does good work though not like my last one who was cutting costs by useing outdated dental techniques and passing off tempory work as permenint so he could spen all his cash on gas for his addiction which killed him. My current dentists actuall words when he saw my old dental work “What the hell is that!” not something you want to hear, had so many fucked up infected teeth that ive become immune to most over the counter pain medications from haveing to take them just to sleep (Three years no dental coverage just enough cash to eat and pay rent) thank god i got a union job now, though the freezing does tend to run out halfway throough the dental operaions and i need another shot which sucks


Unrelated rest in peace Gary Coleman you will be missed

well thats all for now

where ya live ninja cause we havin exactly same prob here

Noir, I previously had no reason to doubt your intelligence or your sanity, but did you seriously JUST ASK A NINJA WHERE HE LIVED??!!??

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh my god I could not stop laughing at that!!!

Made my day! XD

I aim to please.