Bittersweet Candy Bowl

So…what are you doing right now?

Watching you take a shower.
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Well you asked!

The father of all stupid questions, really. ^_^

The mother being “what could possibly go wrong?”

The creepy Uncle being “want to see the inside of my van?”

No, that’s the grandmother. (Jerk’s suggestion.)

The mother would be “what’s all this, then?”

But we need a grandfather. I vote for “What?” in repetitive use. ^_^

What?



Alternate ending:

lolwut?

the earlist know ancestor is of course “oonga bonga”

Update night is happy night. :3

@Wulf: That is Swahili. ^_^

I think perhaps oenomatiopoeia like “Huh?” could do the trick.

LOLWUT would be the incestuous bastard-child of the above questions.

I see it seems my cave translations are incorrect, Curse you paelolithic cave painting desciphering for dummies!!! probably shouldent have bought the Swahilli version but no i love a challenge.

whew that octopus is making me sleepy, damn good though.

on an unrelated topic im having a hell of a time trying to post in the edit topic, i cant mange to get any images from the archives to go to my paint or photoshop programs. i manged to edit another already edit comic but i cant move it into a post, i belive i need help because im thourghly vexed and its causeing my brain to be cerfuzzeld.any help appreciated with explanations, didnt post in that thread because id clog it with questions and random chat is random.

Holy shit! a canada goose is beating the crap out of the pigions on the roof of the dental office across the alley! thats one pissed offf goose!

Damn two story dental office is right across from my apartment, how many times theyve seen me in my boxers the world may never know, This isnt a free show dental proffesionals!!!

nice sunny day at least

What I do Triplesexy is hit “alt+print screen” on the comic that I want to edit, then go to paint (no photoshop) and hit paste, then crop out the part I want.

And to make it appear, I upload it onto imageshack and use the html code they provide (I just copy and paste that into the reply)

I’d probably do some edits myself, but imageshack’s been a jerk to my computer, and I don’t want to have to deal with that.

Im going to sound like a complete idiot here (nothing new) but i dont know what print screen is, is it button or tab, is it on the keyboard, also whats image shack, sorry for bugging you guys with this and sorry for not useing question marks still havent figured out half the buttons on this damn french keyboard.

You’re screwed. I hear the French outlawed the Prnt Scrn button in 2003.

Print Screen is a button on your keyboard, usually in the vicinity of other keys like Delete/Del and Insert/Ins. It is sometimes abbreviated to PrtScrn, PrntScr, or similar.

Imageshack is an image hosting service that allows you, amongst other things, to post images from your computer to the web. It provides you with a link after you have uploaded your pictures/drawings/et cetera. Similar providers are Tinypic and Photobucket (account required).

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@Taeshi: Aww… How wonderful. ^_^

Congratulations, Taeshizzle. You’ve bagged a keeper.

I bagged a keeper once, but I didn’t tie the ropes tight enough.

Thank you all for your assistance

and glad to something good happened to you Taeshi

Seeing BCB in the Google ad space beneath Questionable Content is a surreal experience.

Watching porn and…..i mean, watching mythbusters
yea, yea, mythbusters

I’m stuck in the middle of a “campus” relocation. Seriously! How many times do you have to move a campus each year??? We’re Ninjas, so how could someone find us in the first place!!! Paranoid head-senseis! *grumbles indistinctly*

Not only that, but they make this decision right when I’m trying to get something drawn!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAH!

You have to move frequently, most people dont know how the ninjas have a symbiotic relationship with the yellow wafter titbrussel. When this elegant bird migrates so to must the ninja.

That is some of the most eloquent bullshit I’ve heard in a long time. I’ll suggest it to the Ninja Board of Cover-ups and Misinformation (They are the guys responsible for obviously false stuff you hear about us). Of course, some of it is true, but so outrageous that they decided nobody will believe it anyway and so they don’t bother to hide it.

Ugh. Spent all my expendable money on iTunes so I wouldn’t go out and blow it all on oxycoton. Opted to buy three energy drinks and pop a full xanax and let them duke it out inside me to take my mind off the imminent suffering.

Watching/listening to a Lady Gaga spoof…

I just discovered another question to be considered for the Top Ten Silly Questions list.

“Why are all the good ones taken?” ^_^

Lady Gaga, you say? She ain’t got nothing on The King!

And its underachieving daughter: “Why are the pretty ones so stupid?”

@ILBo you mean all the boys or all the questions?

(Sorry, had to be said because you spelled it out instead of the usual “ILB”, but if it makes you feel better, have this: ^_^ )

@ Ninja: It’s just creepy when you do it. x)

Why? Because I’m acting like you, or because you never thought that a Ninja would see how things are much funnier when taken out of context? Even though I’m a Ninja, I ‘m still human and entitled to a little fun!

Or are you talking about the ^_^? That was a one-time hijack, and after this reference to it, I will not use again (unless I forget).

On a totally unrelated subject (honest!), you haven’t seen my fan art post yet, have you?

(it’s not on the recent list anymore and only has two replies. Yeah, I’m self-promoting my self-promotion… kinda sad&hellip

I was talking about the ^_^

I usually avoid fanart threads because when it comes to art I have a hard time not saying anything that could be construed as rude, so I figure the polite thing to do is to lurk or keep my mouth shut.

Nothing you could say about my art could possibly be construed as rude, just brutally honest.

Oh, and 5 points for using “construed” instead of “misinterpreted” in a forum!

Alright, gimme a few minutes, I’m composing myself.

From my brain to my fingers to the ears of Gods.

Composing yourself? Why bother? It takes all the humor out of it!

Spontaneous! Accept no substitutes!

Yes yes, I’ve said so too before, I’ve just had a rough day physically-speaking so I have to get back in the zone.

On an unrelated note, I have now completed my Ozzy-era Black Sabbath collection. I RULE.

Ah, I see. You meant “Give me a minute while I futilely try to pick up the pieces of my shattered dreams and come to terms with the living hell that is my life.”

I have trouble picking up on this emotion because I mostly ignore it personally.

Before you reply, read the name…

Oh Hell no. I never get to that point. It’s best read as “let me catch my breath” when I say it.

*Supernova-sized sigh* You didn’t listen to me…

“Before you reply, read the name… “

I know, I know. I read your name but I had to go ahead and say it anyway.

Why do you insist on taking me seriously when you know I’m being facetious? Do you honestly think that I might even for a moment think that you would ever consider using a sentence like that, much less actually feel that way?!?

Mostly I thought that hypothetical quote was too well-written to be discarded, but far too emo to be taken seriously.




…Wow. This really is random…

That’s my point about composing myself though: I get to a point in my day where I’m too strung out to tell the difference. :o

CHRIST IT’S HOT IN HERE D<

RAWR

…uh, that could be bad…

And when you get a new name, I vote for Pizza Omelet Jerk. Yes, I’ve made it, and yes, it’s good.

Well, Hell, pizzas usually have all the ingredients for a good omelet already, right?

Yeah, sure, I can live with a name like that. Especially now that we’ve demonstrated how deceptively random it is.

The best thing about omelets is that they are surprisingly leftover-friendly. You can put just about anything into an omelet and make it good, as long as you follow the sandwich rule.

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I think whf approves of something. Or doesn’t approve of something.

@whf: …

@whoever is bothering to read this: The sandwich rule is a helpful guideline for making sandwiches, but can be applied to most forms of cooking. It reads something like this: “As long as all your ingredients taste good, the result will also taste good.”