Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I also have the placed rigged with explosives, but that doesn’t mean I’ve intended to use them?

Heroine is it? I specialize in opium so i couldn’t tell you about that.

(IRL: I have to go catch a bus home and will return in about an hour)

(Is it ok we just make up clues?)

Monsieur, hand over the crossbow, si vous plait. I need to send it to forensics. Le master would wish it.

*Notices C4 in one of the rooms*


*mutters to himself:damnit mike.*

(Goes out into labryinth looking for Lucy) Might as well have a bite to eat…….What the Hell is that!!!! (out for lunch be back soon)

(its okay to make em up but remember the ones i put in those are definite cannon. keep in mind whos still here and whos not as well as whos dead, keep score home at audiance)

…Got it!

*snatches crossbow*

Imbeciles, taking evidence and putting it all to waste… My father wouldn’t have it.

Ah, perdon, but I have no clue where ze mistress is… But I am sure ze gentlemen will have no trouble finding her, non?

…What is this that is going on in here?

*walks back down stairs*

“There’s C4 everywhere.”

“my dear i dont mean to alarm you but to of your fellow guest have been murdered and another injured terribly, i fear we have no idea when she is my man Abraham was investigateing the japanes ambassadors room, Have you found anything Abe!”

Oh, my! Whoever would do such a horrible thing? And the C4! It is most dangerous!

*speaks over the intercom*

Master, I have found le dirt near le balcony exit in mademoiselle Kizuna’s room, and I have in possession a crossbow. I am sending le murder weapon to forensics.

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You all really suck at detective work, you know. Including you, Rugworthy.
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“shut it McCain your no better fleeing as soon as the lights faded”

*Thinking:This visit has become alot more interesting…*

*still speaking through intercom*

Monsieur, if we are so ‘orrible at le detective work, please explain to us your findings…

*gasp*

But Rugworthy, monsieur, what are you saying?

*yells:Mr.Clinton,I hope you put on some gloves before you grabbed the crossbow…*

” well its obvious i have no idea, Speak your mind McCaine!”

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Your fault you know, Rugworthy. You put this many people with grudges in a dark room, you would expect something violent to happen. Lights out being a perfect chance. Many grudges against me. I ducked under the piano. No contradictions.

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Isn’t it obvious?

Hon hon, monsieur Clark, and what kind of chef would not have gloves on his personage, eh?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I shall be sending this to forensics and preparing le dinner. Do. Not. Disturb, si vou plait. Au revoir!

(That also means I’m gonna be gone for most of the day. Have fun!)

*walks around the house to find luciferd*

But, monsieur Tackleford, what is it zat is so obvious?

(BRB switching computers)

” i belive we should investigate outside, the dirst in the balcony leads me to belive the intruded entered from the outside, Through the kitchen and garden we shall go”

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Sigh.
…You’ve at least checked the TYPE of knot found upstairs, yes?

Oh, but you are so wise, monsieur Rugworthy. Of course you are right.

The type of knot was a simple hangman’s noose. And it appears as though you all have acmpished little since my last visit.

out the door through the kitchen they go McCain bitching the entire time,
“and this is the garden of course and if you head this way we can investigate the scene of my balcony from under it and….ohwhw sweet jesus”

Mere feet away attached to the scarecrow, strung up is the french ambassador, piano wire wrapped around her neck, dripping blood into the garden below

“dear god, this cant be healthy for the celery”

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You still haven’t seen it then? Then this farce of an investigation bores me. I will wait and watch.
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Although might I strongly suggest you idiots talk to the people who see everything here?

(back btw)

*thinking:Everyone went outside?*

(Teleports back) Labryinth is full of monsters…… Augustus, you can never have enough c4…..sir. McCain (removes glove to smack) it was a bowline hitch.

*gasp* Madame! Oh, Madame! What is this that has happened? Who has done zis terribly cruel thing to Madame? Oh, the poor Madame…

*sobs*

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Oh yes, Sandra too. That makes sense.

Doctor, did you just challenge me to a duel?

(be aways for a bit, keep going you have plenty of material to work with here cant wait to see what happens)

LUCY!!!! Oh and yeah French ambassoder is dead. I tend to block things out when I’m running from monsters.

(points at entire thread) I challenged you last night, but you were too doped out….anyway, Lucy I have important news(grabs Lucy and runs to attic)

So, speaking strictly, I get to choose the place and weapons?

Who was it? Who did it? Messieurs and mesdames! Who has done zis terrible thing to the Madame?

…Really, Lestat. From my connections, I had you down as sharper than this.

Teleports back, nope….. I just like smacking people….(leaves again)

“McCain obviously did it,he’s behind it all.”

(Taeshi walks into forum, stares….and then sprints back out)

Monsieur Tackleford! Zere has been three murders! I will ask you to show some respect for the three zat have been so brutally killed!

Honestly, I sometimes wonder why I’m surrounded by people such as him.

And that’s what I would have done if I did it……OJ reference….too soon?

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Why? They’re not going to complain. Either we need to ignore the sympathy concept and look for clues, or else sit here like children and wait for the police.
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See, this is why I generally don’t talk much.

Please, messieurs… Do not fight. I wish that you do not assault each other.

Oh, Madame… *breaks into tears*