Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hmph. Someone call a maid for this girl. Having her here is not going to help.

“McCain,i suggest you stop criticising people and be helpful for a change.”

*Thinking:i thought he would be more intellegent than this.*

(damn ninja’d by all the comments)

What interest have I in being helpful?

Incidentally, where is that maid? She was most… friendly when we spoke yesterday.

“Considering what’s been happening lately,probabaly dead somewhere.”

Hmph. I find that unlikely.

(Yes, it is rather difficult to upkeep a coherent conversation, is it not ^_^)

I will be all right, monseigneur McCain.

*Comes into the scene having just dawned her uniform…..rubbing her shoulder which is about as sore as the rest of her after all the work she had to do the day prior in other words a lot! Naturally a bit grouchy faced and wishing this was her day off….which is quickly replaced with shock as she comes upon the grisly scenes of the murders, one hand raising to her mouth*

What… what happened? @_@;?

(really someone give me a super quick recap of who’s dead and where. You guys post a lot!)

“Nevermind.”

Forget her!….Mrs. Lestat I’m sorry for your loss, but sitting her sulking isn’t going to help. At this rate we will all be killed, unless we pull ourselves together and figure this out…..(thinks: where are you when I need you Lucy….)

(@sue,Carter is dead,kizuma is dead,and sandra is dead)

(Sandra hung by a balcony,kizuma hung by the staircase railing,and carter shot by an arrow to his neck)

Now, if you will have me excused, I will leave to let ze embassy know of this great tragedy zat has happened. Messieurs.

I’ve lost track: three dead: Carter, Kizum…..and Tess injured. Now if you would kindly excuse me.(repeats process of previously grave digging, clones and all.)

This whole thing would be a lot clearer to you idiots if you’d just look at the house’s floorplan. I daresay Rugworthy would oblige if you asked, although it might take him a while to dig it out.

(Hint hint, Q Triplesexy. I wish we had a PM system. Sue: Tess was shot through the shoulder with a crossbow bolt which lodged in Carter, killing him. She’s ailing now. Kizuna was found hanged with a bedsheet and Sandra hanging from piano wire. Now read on.)

Uhm….(points out infinite locked gates and labryinth full of monsters.) I’ve knocked down eleven gates and killed 9 monsters….I think we are going to be here for awhile. I would say use the phone, but I bet the lines been cut.

You are pointing out the obvious, Doctor. That’s my job.

(Disregard this post)

*rubs her head obviously quite worried as she turns away from the scene*

Please.. Please tell me the police have been called *the fear in her voice seeming to suggest that she isn’t sure the ‘master’ of the house would bother with such a thing*

…
Well?
…

Yep….phones dead. (Looks at Augustus in confusion as he has his mouth open to say something, but is neither moving, nor speaking) Augustus? (Pokes)

*Runs upstairs,and onto the balcony*

“Damn,there’s blood everywhere.”

*Cuts the piano cord.*

*Sits down.*

Did anyone just hear a thud?

I could blow up the West Wing to signal an SOS, but we are in the middle of nowhere on a cliff, in a mansion that has infinite locked gates and a Labryinth full of monsters…….Screw it. (BEEP)* BOOM!!!!

WHAT? couldn’t hear you over the explosion.

OK, doctor, I’m taking those pills from you.

*Yells:That was probabaly not a good idea*

*Thinking:Rachel must be a little deaf*

*has just returned*

Non, I did not hear such a thing. Perhaps you are letting your imagination run away with you, monsieur Tackleford?

*Yells: …*

(Don’t be daft. It’s McCain.)

Oh, wait. That body’s on the floor. It must have been the corpse dropping.

Who cut that damn wire?

(Pills are thrown out the window. I look on in sadness.) My medicine…..How can I help people if they don’t have pain killers. (Stomps out of room and checks out the wreckage of the West wing)

(I was talking about mike blowing up the building)

(I know. He was just tripping. Again.)

*flinches as the body lands giving it a very cautious look not getting to close. After all she’s but a normal maid and has never seen a corpse before… certainly not one like this!*

Phones dead…? He’s finally snapped and is going to kill us all… Ugh..why didn’t I take that theater-cleaning job with Amaya…

*Takes a deep breath trying to gather her witts, glancing around the murder rooms. Surely a maid who has worked here for so long would notice if anything was out of place or missing… save the whole bloody corpse thing*

*Moves to Sue*
You’ve noticed it too, yes? These idiots’ll get it eventually, though.

(Not the narrator is around to answer such questions heh XP)

Lucy???(Thinks: What were you doing in the West wing???) are you alright?(shes just unconcious, picks her up and sets her on the couch back by the others.The lights go out……Everyone hides and gasps. The lights come back on. Nothing has happened.) Err….my bad. I think the explosion might have screwed up the wiring.

“What a bloody mess up here,literally.”

(To Sue) check the hidden passageway you used earlier.(I just realized the three bodies are still lying about.) I better bury these….no offense, but they’re starting to reek.

Hey Augustus, could you give me a hand?

(Im on the balcony btw,if no one remembers i ran up there.)

(Maybe he’s shouting up.)

(Augustus chucks a hand) Thats not what I meant……Whose hand is this???

“Fine,i’m on my way”


*Slowly makes his way down*

(Hey dont make my character do things)

Seriously? You seem in an awful rush to destroy evidence, Doctor.

Alright then….(Plops body down) enjoy the scent. (Pulls out gas masks from pants and starts to speak, but in a muffled tone) Lady Tess has started coming around, but she is in shock and can’t speak. Easy….its ok, you’re alright….just relax for a while. (Pulls out chloroform) easy…just go back to sleep.

*Stops on the way down and notices more blood*


*thinking:Huh..*

*nods to Tackleford a sad frown* Didn’t.. he and the ambassador have a history? The doctor I mean…. I guess whatever insanity he’s gained is protecting him for the grief..

(Sandra is ‘Sandy’ isn’t she?)

*Gives the doctor a very strange look as he mentioned the hidden passageway again* Doctor Nicopolis.. I don’t know -anything- about a secret passage and this is not the time to play these games.

*thinks for a second at the mention of burying them*

… shouldn’t they be examined first? For evidence? If its a matter of smell… I guess we can.*takes a breath*…’store’ them in the basement for the time being….

The bodies are the least of our worries…(Sits up slowly and rubs head) And will you stop blowing everything up Mike! You’re going to kill someone. Now what worries me most is the fact that only ladies have perished so far. Sue, Rachel? It might be best if we stick with a group.

At last, someone with an ounce of sense.

I haven’t hear your name. What is it?

*hears a noise in one of the rooms and goes in there but no one is there*

“Huh,maybe im just going crazy..”


(Luciferd,carter died)