Bittersweet Candy Bowl

But, we are all forgetting one most frightfully important thing… Bodies do not reek before a long time has passed. Non, ze bodies have not yet started to decay.

We know, Rachel. The doctor is just heavily self-drugged.

(Yay! McCain gets to be blunt again!)

I realize that Carter is dead but considering we killed him three times already and the arrow was most likely aimed at Tess, I still feel as if the girls should stick together.

Ah, mademoiselle Luciferd, but we need ze strong men to protect us!

Surely we will perish all too soon if we are so isolated?

The Basement is in the same shape as the West wing, thanks to Carter’s clone’s mishap, and…………(Breaks down and starts screaming) SAAAANNNNNDDDDYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!……I……………(passes out. and as such will be gone for a little bit as I get back to work. Fixed the Guardian so that it makes sense now as well, just posting one chapter at a time.)

Staying together… well that’s the most sensible idea anyone’s suggest thus far….though… the gardener was a man….

*ponders that thought* Though…he wasn’t the intended victim was he… yeah that isn’t reassuring.

Yes yes, of course but that is why we will stay in a group. No running off now. If you’re lucky you don’t have a mad man transporting you somewhere different every five second.

All in favour of burying the doctor instead?

Quit you blubbering Nicopolis! And shut up McCain! Why are to nobles dieing so quickly? Power struggle prehaps.

*Walks out of the room.*


“Nothing in there out of the ordinary…but still.”


*walks back inside to reassure himself,again.*

*rubs her temples* temping Tackleford… but no… help me get the poor man to one of the couches where we can keep an eye on him…. *gets to moving Mike once the pianist gives her a hand anyway. She ain’t going anywhere alone in this madhouse!*

(YES! Someone finally said “Shut up, McCain!” I must be doing this right.)

(Downside is I’m now quiet for a good few hours. Oh well. Just silently helping Sue and following the crowd for now.)

Will you two wait for the rest of us! If I end up dead next I’ll come back to haunt all of you!!

*is taking her time and letting everyone keep up don’t worry~*

Let’s all retire to the study and discuss these happenings. That would clear up some to the confusion I think. ((Hey who ever was Carter, I’m sure no one would object to you being another character considering we have quite a few who need to appear.))

Mademoiselle! I have not left. Let us stay here with ze journalist; I have something I would like very much to discuss with you.

*commence whispering*

(What? Figure it out yourselves ^_^

Oh, that works too. Huh. Replying is difficult around here.)

(No Player Characters have died, Lady Lucy)

(im upstairs guys,checking out the rooms)


*walks out of the room for the 5th time*

“Damnit!”

“why do i keep wanting to check the room?!”

(McCain,someone was playing carter last night)

*Thus everyone was herded into the study less they stay separated and be murdered one by one ^_^ The good doctor Nicopolis left on a couch within and a few extra seats carted in from the adjacent room to accommodate everyone.*

*walks into the study*

“Ok,i’m not dead.”

(Oh, sorry, Augustus. I thought you were referring to the, uh, common room. I apologise.)

(No problem)

Oh, I am ever so glad to hear zat, monsieur Augustus. *giggles*

(Really, Clark? Must have missed that. Pardon.

Incidentally, and I’ll make this bold in the hopes he sees it at logon,

A floorplan would be nice about now, Rugworthy!)

“heh…i heard something in the rooms though,but i didnt see anything.”

(Looks at Mike’s body and sighs) Idiot, I’m going to have to have a discussion with you later. Thank you Rachel for sharing that with me. Now, let us have some much prolonged introductions. I am Lady Luciferd and I am here back our now missing host invited me. He said something about how he had a surprise for me…

“Also some more blood,to whom it belonged to? I dont know.”

It just occurred to me, should we retrive the Lady Tess?

“last i saw her,she was laying on a couch,unconscious.”

PILLS HERE!!!……zzzzzzzzzzzzz

We could move her in here with the other unconscious idiot. (hooks thumb at Mike.)

“Whats the point of having the bodys out and not investigating them..”

Because we need motives and alibis Clark. And we need to locate the other missing guests….

“Motives to investigate the bodys??”

“My motive is because they’re dead!”

(wakes up) I knocked Tess out, she wasn’t very usefull in her shocked and speechless state. And we just had a serious talk in the attic a few minutes ago…..where’s my detonator…..I had 5, now I have 4.

“Uh mike,she fainted from shock.”

Ooohh… Sacre bleu…

*faints suddenly*

(I will return, eventually. Unless I’m killed off, that is. ^_^)

Motives for the murders, Clark. (Hits Mike over the head with a lamp and attemps to knocks him out) I like him better that way… It is a much calmer scene when everyone is unconiscious.

(Looks at West wing)…..Right……We already know all we can about the bodies and for there sake and my own, I will not defile them by removing their clothes for sn autopsy.

(When i do get off i hope i’m not killed while im doing something else )

“I wish people would stop suddenly fainting.”

Helps Cart poor old Tess in with a few of the other extra-characters and absent players. No need to complicate things. Quick fast forward for that~

“alibis…? I was in my room all night…and.. trust me… I was in no condition to murder -anyone-“

No I distinctly remember using chloroform on her……..(pauses after smashed in the head…..) In case any, I think don’t solution have host till back get…..

We should form a party to stay here and watch the fainted people while the rest of us go investigate the bodies I suppose, since no one wants to talk about the reasons they are here…

Know You hide passageway in!

“I’ll go investigate.”

Quiet you babbling idiot! You’re not making any sense Nicopolis… I’ll come too Augustus.

*Runs out the door to the bodies in the basement*

(Lucy smacks me again) please refrain from head banging, I got enough issues working those damned ninja’s drugs out of my system…..hahaha I still have there secret orders from the host………Did I say that out loud?

Wait up Clark! This is how people become murdered! Hold on, what was that Mike?

*Slows down.*

“Fine,Slow poke.”

“Dont listen to him,he’s not in his right mind.”