Bittersweet Candy Bowl

“I have all the wine, my friends. I took the liberty of buying some in every town I stopped in by the way.”

Paulo grinned.

“I stopped in ninety towns.”

“Shhh,Luciferd,it will be funny”

*thinking:Wait…what??*

I said you could have my Dr. Certificate! *sigh* drinks another bottle. (Thinks to myself: Something is wrong here, but Lucy and myself are the only ones who care. If worse comes to worse I have that option….)

“Mike gets drunk easily.”

(Smacks Mike upside his head) No drama only comedy from you sir! And we are all safe until tonight, that is when the real danger begins I’m afraid….

No I’m far from drunk it would take at least 6 bottles of wine for that, seriously take the damn certificate, what is the point of being a Dr. If it makes the people I care about hate me.

Indeed, he’s a lightweight Augustus. Listen to the poor fool blabber on like he actually cares!

“Nice to see you in higher spirits, my friend doctor!” Paulo laughs and slaps Dr. Nicopolis on the back. “However, friend doctor, you seem to be troubled. Care to share?”

Paulo pops open another bottle and starts to drink it straight.

“Don’t be afraid,the chances of you getting injured in anyway is…..ok be afraid”

Also I just found Sue hiding some explosives.

*comes back smelling heavily of opium and staggering*
well. I can’t say I found wine……… what was I saying?

“What???,damn,i need some explosives i wanted to test something down in the basement!”

You what?! Are you sure this time? Why do you need- aw who cares any more!?

“i must be the only person here in their right mind”

But you’re the one who wants explosives!

*Sighs, apparently having a lot of empty wine bottles to cart off in-between her attempts to get the stains out of the floor the poor girl REALLY needing a new job. Won’t be posting as much now… so just assume Sue is doing her job where needed. Cleaning up, moving things from place to place and likely dragging your drunken asses to your rooms once this is all over*

“because,lady luciferd*whisper*”could be a way out of here with explosives”

All newcomers shall read from the begining! Paulo my boy, there is a lot of things wrong. However I shrug them off and move on. Now I’m off to die in a ditch. (laughs hysterically)

Mr. Clark I do believe you might be on to something there….

Paulo starts laughing. “Mister Van Pelt! Hahaha! I have all the wine!”

Paulo pops open another bottle. “Here! Take this one!”

Paulo sees Luciford with Augustus. “Hmmm…. What’s going on here? Something explosive?”

*Grabs mike*

“no way,dont drown yourself in a ditch”

(Grabs Mike’s arm) I think not Nicopolis, it’s off to bed for you. That’s the only place you’ll be safe.

“I need to find to sue,this place has gone to craziness”

I believe she has retired to where she is needed at the moment, Augustus Help me with Mike now.

“uh,ok”

*grabs mike again*

*Carter hums in the basement, drawing crude pictures of Lady Luciferd with one hand, banging his shovel against the wall to get mud off with the other* You’ll see Carter is more then a gardener one day my Lady. everyone will see, and be friends with Carter.

Oh and I was right about the passageway.

*staggers over to Paulo*
You know what? I really fucked you in china, you know? We get all the way there, then I pull a fast one. And there’s a unicorn in the other room telling me I should apologize and I think he’s right, never mind the fact that he’s threatening me with a dragon.
*pulls a lit pipe frrom his (smoldering) pocket and offers it to Paulo*

Drunk mumblings again, I’m sure. (sigh) Let’s go.

(And so everyone else dissapeared,this story was alot saner when it just the four of us,lol)

“Mike,Don’t kill yourself”

Fear not lads I feel uplifted, now off to make C4

Who said anything about killing myself: you forgot something(teleports to garden)

Now to make the necessary preperations. Hic* shouldn’t have had that suxth bottle

“c4.”

Aw crap! Where the hell did he go now?!

(Looks around the room) This will not end well….

“I don’t know,i’m really tired though..”

You’ve been tired for the last 3 hours, Clark. I’ll try looking for Mike in the basement, you go somewhere else.

I’m back, btw you should really get that looked at.

“Hey mike,you still want to make C4?”

Uhmmm…..Carter’s pleasing himself down there, so yeah…..and he has a shovel.

Get what looked at? Where did you go?

Sure, I already have 30 bricks, but best to be prepared.

“crap”

*Runs towards the basement*

No, no, no! You two are not making C4 intoxicated! I forbid it!

That’s a secret and I meant Clark’s sleep problems.

((Sorry guys, problem with the site on my end.))

Paulo puts down his most recent bottle of wine and wipes a purple stain off of his uniform. He had lost track of where everyone had went. He decides to check the basement downstairs. He remembered hearing something about some fireworks (“Or something of the like”, he thought to himself.) He yawned and started stumbling through the halls, a little drunk.

Oh, yes I must agree with you there. Clark I’m not in the basement! (Same thing happened to me)

“Hey,i’m not intoxicated,I’m perfectly sober”

“And i know you’re not in the basement”

Oh yeah, you dropped the glass completely sober. I really don’t want you making C4. Well then who went down there?