Bittersweet Candy Bowl

“I did it on purpose”

*Having finished his drawing, he slides the book back into his pillowcase. He picks up his shovel, still muddy despite banging it on the all and heads upstairs*

(Looks skeptical.) Sure…..

Gasp! you didn’t want me to have wine did you, that’s why you dropped it?
Blast forgot to switch back (David Van Pelt)

“Right on the spot david”

Mister Martinez, hello. You going into the basement? I would advise against it if you are.

(Thinks for a moment) I don’t want to warn him.

Guys Carter’s still wanking down there.

*Goes to make c4 and blow up the basement wall*

OHMYGOD CARTER IS IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE?

Maybe I shouldn’t multitask so much that I forget to change the name over and over again (David Von Pelt)

Clark stop right now! (Follows him towards the basement.) Shut up David! Mike’s just drunk.

Meh, Paulo can have a little excitement.

Paulo stumbled around in the darkness of the basement trying to find a light to use. Groping the walls and shelves in the dank area, he found nothing. He sat down and began to think. He opened his breastpocket and pulled out some bread to nibble on. He felt he had to sober up a bit.

*Runs into carter again when he is going upstairs*

Carter had a threeway with himself(points to NSFW art) he has powers too.

(Gasps and hides behind plant and the site of Carter)

(you also had a threeway with yourself,HA!)

*takes carters shovel*

“thanks”

*runs towards the basement again*

Stop breaking the forth wall you two!

Mr.Clark, it’s good to see you. Have you spoken to Lady Luciferd? I tried to talk to her, but Mike vanished with her, I was quite disappointed.

I’ve already wired the house, but that’s not the secret.

*doesnt hear carter*

(Looks over to Mike and knits brows together) Secret? (asked all to loud)

Er….that happened once and I was drunk, besides it’s just masturbation.

Paulo Martinez, now a bit more sober after three pieces of bread, started walking up the stairs, where he spies three Carters.

“Ah! Friend doctor!” he yells. “I see that you have made great strides in, how you say… cloning!”

*Grabs some homemade C4 and heads into the basement*

*Grabs Augustus’s arm* Now then Mr.Clark, it’s not nice to ignore people. How Is Lady Luciferd, hmmm?

Three Carters?!?!?! (Jumps out from behind tree)

Hmm…Ah yes Lucy(goes into attic with Lucy and Augustus follows) just an insurance plan if anyone starts dying. Also take the damn certificate.

“Damn,i would hit you with the shovel,but that would be impolite”

*thinks for a second*

“shes having sex with mike”

(oh boi,aint i evil)

1. There are three Carters?!
2. Will you stop about the damn certificate?!
3. Shut it Clark!

*Runs into the basement,FInally!!!!*

*puts c4 on the wall*

“CRAAAAP!!,i forgot to make a trigger!”

Methinks now that there are multiple Lady Luciferd is interested in Carter *cough*orgy*cough*

Paulo stood there, confused. He glances at the three freaks and shudders. He puts down three bottles for each Carter. “Enjoy, freaky friends” he says and salutes. He chases after his friends.

Fine, then I guess all is forgiven, and yes there are three Carters, there are three mes and about thirty yous.

“Ah,i give up we’ll never get out of here”

“its a nice place though..”

(Sits down in a corner and covers face) I. Hate. You. All…..

How do you think you beat those 10 armed and blind bandits.

“whats wrong…”

There are not thirty of me!! (Grabs Mike and pulls him up the stairs) Bed, now. And if you try to teleport away I’ll castrate you.

Hey now have a swig. We’re all trapped in this rp hell that has replaced our lives and I for one intend to make the best of it. Afterall the real me is still in a comarefers to The Guardian a BCB Fanfic). So cheer up.

*passes out in the basement*


*Thinking Unconciously:Finally…sleep*


(seriously im gonna get off for the night,be back on tommarow morning probabaly or later on in the after noon)

Oh Mike it seems the lady wants to bed with you, I think you should follow her

*Heads back down into the basement and notices the C4 on the wall beside his cot* What’s this now? *He pokes it with his shovel*

And will someone please kill 2 of those extra Carter’s floating around?!

You remind me of a friend from High school, however she poked instead of castrations.

(WHAT THE F-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!)

(there two carters dead,instantly)

(Turns red) That is not what I meant Van Pelt. (hears explosion) son of a bitch!

*BOOM* I think Carter took care of that for you.

*A Carter walks up to Lady Luciferd* Hello, may we finally speak without you vanishing now?

I do believe something has asploded, I vote I not investigate, in fact I believe I shall dissapear for a bit

(I’m off to bed IRL)