Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hey, don’t underestimate starting a romance on false pretenses. It’s alright as long as you get over them eventually and she never ever ever finds out.

Until you’ve broken up, that is, and have no intention of remaining friends.

That’s quite cold too, you know. ^_^

I was being facetious about it. I know an impending train wreck when I see it, so to speak, and starting out any relationship like that is just begging for a fiery collision.

Hopefully the sex before that point is stellar.

Damn it, I have to stop trying to joke like that when I’m tired.

Hee. ^_^

I saw your previous post without the smiley first, I was afraid I’d hit a nerve.

Nah. I don’t have any nerves. They went the same way as my backbone and self-dignity about seven years ago. ^_^

Page 23, she can never let go of her jerkface can’t she? EMO stuff is happening again, once again

Hey look,another reason to feel bad for her…

poor girl…

i’m lucy i’m gonna feel sorry for myself now bawwwwww

I have a dirty mind

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for her. Again. Dammit Lucy, stop being so pitiful so I can hate you for once XD

Too bad she’s a cat and couldn’t drink chocolate milk, hey.. I’m a kitty! I drink chocolate milk! I feel completely alright, I guess she can too ;D

Here we go again, bringing up BCB biology. ._.

Hahaha. Last panel. Unintended blowjob.

Lucy throws herself on Liam, crying. Liam tries to shut her up by sticking his cock in her mouth; he thinks, “Well, it almost worked for Paulo.” The True Liam is revealed.

Now to wait for it to show up in the edit thread.

Page 24
Guess what Lucy just said to Liam,
the last panel looked like her getting punched or something

“You know, you and she are a lot alike in some ways…BUT SHE WASN’T CONSCIOUS WHEN I RAPED HER TO DEATH HAHAHAHAHA.”

This is me living up to the cruelty in humor that Taysh has evidently come to expect from me.

…Why on Earth would you call it “living up”? ^_^

Because my powers to say offensive and disgusting things has been waning lately (probably related to the increase in my whining lately) and I’m starting not to care about being the resident jerk at all.

And I suspect she calls me “jerkchan” because she has figured out that I am not actually a jerk at heart. That’s my guess, anyway. I really have no idea.

We’ve all figured that out. It takes us about a day. ^_^

Yeah. Right. x)
Seems I remember a time when you thought I had no soul. Or maybe that’s just what I told you, I don’t know.
Anyway, I’m just getting tired of the “Jerk is Awesome” thing. I don’t have the energy to keep up the enthusiasm. I don’t believe in karma, but maybe if I start being good and treating people good I’ll start to like myself even more.

Yes I am. But I’m boooooored. Cut me some slack.

Is there any possibility of you posting previous pages? I’m still pretty lost from when my internets got shot down by a virus last week, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. (that missed a few pages, I mean. Unless there’s some computer epidemic going around.)

I’ll would be laughing if someone edited page 24 after the second panel and puts people singing Can’t Stop

@Jerk: Actually, I was adamant about the fact that I was sure you had one. Then I reconsidered my opinion for a minute, but that didn’t change anything. ^_^

@ ILB: Dare I ask what shook your resolve about me having a soul? x)

Man, who am I kidding? I’m not really a jerk. I hold the door open for crippled people, put twenty dollar bills in the Salvation Army bucket at Christmas, donate all my toys and clothes to charity, give my friends and family literally hundreds and hundreds of dollars on loan with no expectation of return no questions asked. I’m only a jerk insofar as I wait for the opportunity to arise to make vulgar yet hilarious jokes. But I kept the handle because I felt like a jerk when I picked it, and I still do. I wanted to be a jerk and cause harm and chaos because being nice had just been thrown back in my face in the worst way.

@ Taeshi: I really am sorry for going on like this, I’ve just had a lot of stuff to get off my chest lately.

Page 25
Will there be chocolate milk after the page?

There’ll be somethin’ creamy, that’s for damn sure.

@Jerk: It was, I think, something in a romance thread. Of all things. O^)

@ ILB: Ah. That wouldn’t surprise me, but it doesn’t narrow it down either. I did a lot of cocked up things in that thread when I wasn’t being solemn and candid.

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<_<
>_>
I smell bow-chicka-wow-wow afoot! :B

Oh you. ^_^

I prefer to keep my bow-chika-wow-wow free of foot odor.

Trying to go back to something vaguely approaching on-topic…

I’m struggling to see how Taeshi is going to destroy LiamxLucy now. Since it’s an incentive we can be pretty sure it’s not going to have any vast effect on the main storyline (unless Tae redraws it just to prove me wrong ), and the word “Bittersweet” is a pretty enormous hint that things ‘ain’t gonna go ta plan.’ But from what we know, Liam really IS sweet, really DOES care for Lucy, and generally IS a nice guy, and Lucy seems to have found what she wants, even if she’s having a hard time believing it. Short of getting him creamed by a truck, this looks tough to dig out of.

LIAMxFIONA. Poof. Done.

Yeah, Shen’s wang gave Lucy a taste for the canine variety, so they decided to switch partners. >:B

…I hate you guys.


In a nice way.

Taysh has never specified whether or not her version of cats have barbed cocks. It’s okay though. Keeps the mystery alive.

Though there was that one comic…not canon, obviously, but Mike and Lucy had to wrap themselves in a blanket and pretend to be a two-headed monster costume in order to get away with having sex.

Y’see, this is why I avoid the NSFW thread while on a monitored network.

Maybe Mike’ll get both Lucy and Sandy.

Or maybe Sandy’ll get Lucy and they’ll both leave Mike behind. This ISN’T helping the thread.

Sorreh, Officuh, I’mma jus’ passin’ through.

And many a pornography was made that day.

Page 26
Panel 2, the thing looks like a wide opened mouth
Last Panel, Lucy looks weird

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rape

Truth: Eleanor died of Hep C that she caught from sharing needles and/while having sex with Liam.