Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@ LaComment: Fuhgeddaboudit.

@ Jay I: MIKEXLUCY #3. We comin’ outta the woodwork.

I’m blaming you for giving me the idea to be the horselord. Neigh.

LIAM!!!!
Kidding I’m honestly pretty endecided

Is the horselord title gonna be a new thing here?

Also, I can totally imagine this scene: Lucy falls for someone beyond Liam, Paulo, or Mike. She finally dates them, and abuses them so much that they run away. Cue angst. That’d actually be pretty funny if executed correctly. XD

I do not understand why I do not like Liam. It’s like some primordial revulsion toward something.

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OH GOD. HE REMINDS ME OF ME. D:

The horselord entertains me. Oh and MikexLucy!! But she still needs to gain some confidence if this is going to work. Mikie no like the clingy girls, why do you think he has a relationship with a girl he hasn’t seen in 10 years.

Right. It’s like having a relationship without actually having to do any work for it or anything.

Or getting anything in return. Oh how I just can’t wait for this relationship to backfire in his face.

Some of us have a running bet that she’s dating other guys on the side, no one would take the bet that she’s not a virgin.

If the people approve I will be the horselord for a time

@ Ace: Whatever floats your boat, rubs your Buddha and puts the creme in your Twinkie.

I vote Aye on the horselord.

i guess that’s david his next crush…

I vote FF cat for Lucy’s next love, just because we haven’t seen him in a while and he needs more face time.

I think FF cat’s gonna be next seen with whoever he was talking to long ago. I swear, he’s gonna get a giant sword before the series is over.

And he’ll stab Daisy? neigh.

Oh god. Does this mean that Abbey is Cloud? neigh

Possibly, but I don’t think it’d fit the series to actually kill off a character (Except for Kizuna lol). He’ll probably get a prop sword in the recent play and mess with people.

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I think… spradic… is on to something. But hey! This is America and I need to sleep.

Neigh

@Ace of Horses: To your “neigh” I add a Monty Python “ni”

Whenever Taesheezy gets tired of a character, the character will be spirited back to their home planet but not survive the arduous journey.

Mike will be the last character to lose his virginity. He will lose it to a face-hugger on his way back to his home planet when Taeshizzle gets bored with him.

It wouldn’t be a face-hugger then….

…GAH!!! TOO F____ING CREEPY!!!!

Beef Jerky, that was only because kizuna was a fan character.
Mike is a main and thusly will not die as such.

He’ll die in a car crash that leaves Lucy emotionally crippled.

@ Ninja: It’d be a face-hugger with bad trajectory.

@ Radial: She’s already emotionally crippled. The only thing you can do now is drive her…

catatonic.

I still stand by original statement:

…GAH!!! TOO F____ING CREEPY!!!!

Emphasis on the F____ING. :.D

No! “FOOLING” has nothing to do with this! Except maybe that it fooled you!

The letters I used in to fill in the blank sound about the same as the exclamation you probably make when that imagery hits you: “Yuck!”

If you didn’t realize it, I knew that when I wrote it, but since “FOOLING” also fits, I took the opportunity to make a bad joke. I’m not stupid or naive, but I can’t pass up the opportunity for a bad pun.

I think Mike will end up with Lucy simply because its something of a shaggy dog story otherwise, but we shall see!

I really hope he DOESN’T end up with Sandy, but honestly, I see that as doomed to failure - he CAN’T end up with the person he fell for to create drama and angst in chapter 20-the present!

Lucy IS really immature, though to be fair, the entire cast is. People say Mike is more mature… but the most mature person is actually Daisy, who has matured more than the rest of the cast has and is more capable of getting along with everyone and forgiveness. Yes, she did stupid things freshmen year… but she seems to have largely outgrown them.

Mike is really quite immature as well. He’s unable to really come to terms with Lucy’s feelings for him, which is why he rationalized them away the way he did - he felt she was clinging to him to use him, when in reality their relationship had changed without him paying attention. He also thinks he is more important to her than he actually is - she DOES have other friends, despite how I think he thinks (and she thinks, to a great degree sadly, though at least she did open up to Paulo - maybe Sue and Tess will break through her shell to comfort her next?).

Paulo suffers from the fact that he is far too open to peer pressure. David is just an idiot. Tess has bizzare ideas about how things “should be” which don’t really have any resemblance to reality. Abbey has deep-seated psychological issues. McCain and Sue seem reasonably balanced, but they’re secondary cast and haven’t had as much characterization.

@ Ninja: Oh I know that, I just overlook that when you do it so I can make one last snark before the scenario breaks down and we get into this discussion on facetiousness again. xD

Remind me why I put up with you jerky, and you had better do it quick…

My rapier wit, my good looks, my irresistible charm.

But mostly my snarky attitude.

No, none of those seem to be it. Give me a moment to think…

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. … . .. .. … .. .. . …… .. .
..maybe it’s because I pity you…

I’m off-topic. I’ll shut up now.

No, see, this works right back into the main topic. Which is…

LUCYxME

Your minds are blown, and that’s okay.

*explodes*

No, it’s okay. In BCB world, I’d just be a buff, narcissistic version of Liam.

With chronic medical problem? Or was that going too far?

*checks*

Yep, I definitely crossed a line there… Sorry.

Nah, I laughed. xD

The Sympathy Card works just as well as the “I’m Beautiful” and the “I’m Awesome” cards.

Oops! wrong line! That was the off-topic line, not the rude line.

My vote goes for Liam.

I mean… yeah.

Lucyxcat Jesus

I would have gone with Beef Jerk’s approach, but I’m not interested and the whole pedo/age difference thing would apply.

@Titanium Dragon

I <3 U and your opinions.

@ Sean: I dated a fifteen-year old once because she lied about her God damned age.

Oh hi, I’m Chris Hanson, why don’t you just take a seat?

That’s what all the pedos say Jerky…..

The joke’s on you: I have proof that she lied about her age. Not even just to me, but to everyone.

I learned my lesson in 2003 when I found out the girl hitting on me at that party was thirteen.

And I raaaan. I ran so far awaaaaaay.

I’m one of the biggest MikexLucy shippers you’ll find on here, but realistically:




Liam.

Realistically: no, he’s a fan character entering the scene much too late, Taeshi apparently has had the ending set out for a while.

Sue