Oh god let me kill you now Jerky, let me slaughter you now. I. Will. Never. Let. That. Happen.
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Comment ID #30471
Comment ID #30474
I have a knack for knowing exactly what people don’t want to hear.
That’s why I quit pre-med.
Comment ID #30502
What ever happened to Team Daisy. This is tragic.
Comment ID #30504
Daisy is a whore. What ever happened to Team Yashy?
Comment ID #30520
Shit, I knew taking that survey was a bad idea. And my Ninja instinct just confirmed that. For those who don’t know, when a Ninja’s instinct discovers that a Ninja has done something horribly wrong, it hits him in the gut like a half-dozen raw oysters. I just got through puking and would like to thank SuitCase for posting the survey, a lot.
Comment ID #30603
I loves Daisy! <3 But I had to vote my heart, which is Lucy…
Comment ID #30609
That’s a lot of oysters, Ninja. Sounds like somebody was counting on getting some action tonight.
Comment ID #30612
I personally find oysters disgusting, and there are much better ways to get results.
Comment ID #30619
And you wonder why there are few girls!
Comment ID #30621
It’s all Jerky’s fault, honest!
Comment ID #30622
you juggling 4 threads as well?
Comment ID #30626
How did you guess?
Comment ID #30629
i saw recent psts by you in the name thread, then here in a matter of seconds.
Oops, was that a rhetorical question? xD
Comment ID #30631
Everyone.
On the internet.
Has a cock.
Until proven innocent.
(With extensive video evidence.)
Comment ID #30639
*sigh* hence the sarcasm…
Comment ID #30644
That wasn’t for you. You already know the rule.
Comment ID #30646
No, THAT(my post) wasn’t for you, it was for Icaras and the rhetorical question.
Comment ID #30648
We need to work on our communication. 
Comment ID #30650
Or our posting times…
Comment ID #30667
*ahem* I was being sarcastic about your sarcasm.
durp
Comment ID #30671
Yes, and I was being DOUBLY sarcastic to your sarcasm, for a grand total of TRIPLE the sarcastic force!
Comment ID #30672
You can’t out-sarcasm the Ninja.
Comment ID #30724
*heavy sigh* Ninjas…
Comment ID #30728
Is it a…pregnant sigh? :3
I’m sorry. I wouldn’t kid you if you weren’t cool with me.
Comment ID #30734
There’s just one of me, so “Ninja” would be more appropriate (after all the other Ninjas are leaving you alone for the most part).
[/Grammar Nazi]
Comment ID #30770
@Beef Jerky: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MY *heavy sigh*?
*heavy sigh*
Comment ID #30790
^_^
Comment ID #30808
@ (nameless): You said something so long ago it’s out of my mental jurisdiction. 
I think it’s the condensation of your disappointment for all of us composed in a single breath. Or maybe just me. I forget which.
Comment ID #30812
Probably what he said was that the *heavy sigh* was his idea. If I recall correctly, Jacob’s name change came as a bit of a shock. ^_^
Preggie Preggo McPreggerson the Unusually Pregnant, the 5th. Why do I remember these things?
Comment ID #30814
Because you’re one of us.
Comment ID #30819
Oh deary me. ^_^
Comment ID #30822
Hey! Hey! I call thread derailment! Let’s go back to talking about useful data for Souppy. Or at least going “lolxD U can haZ mi iNputz!!!1!!one!!”
Incidentally, I think you’d still get a lot more male takers for the survey even if it were on the main page. From the evidence of the forum, guys seem to prefer talking about the comic; you could assume that they’d be more likely to complete the survey, however it was reached.
Comment ID #30828
I’m done, can I have a cookie now? ^w^
Comment ID #31168
Finished
Comment ID #32736
So, any shocking results? I’m really interested in seeing the answers to the last question for some reason.
Comment ID #32741
We all are. ^_^
Comment ID #32742
No one else voted for Comatose I can tell you that.
Comment ID #32773
Team Sandy ftw.
Survey answered btw. xD
Comment ID #32782
we are all emotionaly unhealthy men.
Comment ID #32849
It’s pretty skewed at the moment. Once Veronica does an incentive comic for it, I’ll link the survey on the homepage to get a wider pool of responses.
Comment ID #33048
done, answered honestly
Go Team Lucy!
“I love Lucy”
Comment ID #36441
Done. I thought about putting A Team for the last one but decided against it.
Comment ID #38316
As promised, there’s an incentive now, to thank you all for doing the survey! This is the link people are getting if they do the survey now, so by looking at this post you haven’t missed out on anything.
If you haven’t done the survey and you’re reading this, though, please do it! It is interesting and will hopefully make for a good readership report I’ll post later on.
Comment ID #38337
Is there a bug with the incentive link? It seems to have a big default-image-hyperlink border. Or does it just go away after a couple of visits?
Edit: Oops. Seems fixed now, sorry.
Comment ID #38342
‘Bout time the survey goes up on the front page, I thought it’d never happen.
Comment ID #39048
I’m curious to know the polls for that last question. Is their any possibility that the results for it will be shown?
Comment ID #39087
Yeah, once results trail off. Right now we’re still getting tons of responses.
Comment ID #39114
I guess… my kind… is assuming the lead? ^_^
Comment ID #39349
I’m kinda disappointed at the “How many webcomics do you regularly read?” for not having a “100+” option =/
Head back to the forum index.
Comment ID #30469
Or we could start a threads about shoes and that homo vampire from Twilight.
Actually, I’m the one who pretended to be Mike and sodomized Paulo in the roleplay thread, but that was really just because he was trolling for hetero porn and I wanted to see how he reacted when his request backfired.
Beef Jerky Jerkity (Jerk) May 29, 2010, 2:19 AM EST.