Bittersweet Candy Bowl

My user name has no history, its from my comic character code-named “Sky Cat”

Sky kitty! Do you have wings?

Does cat have wings? Well ermm… actually mine does but not this one.

How dull. Why is it up in the sky, then? ^_^

Its just a name, probably later or sooner I’m changing a new one or not lol

Ah, yes. Everybody changes their name to something strange here, sooner or later. ^_^

Can I has cheeseburger?

…That’s a bad question to ask here, you know. ^_^

I hope no one seen this

TOO LATE!!

I got yelled at for linking to LOLCATS once instead of the pedonecrobestiality I had promised. They were more offended by the former, I’m not even joking.

There’s nothing wrongwith a little pedonecrobestiality every now and then Jerk, but LOLCATs are a discrace before the lord.

Disgrace before Ceiling Cat. >_>

…Have you noticed how this has become the new random chat? ^_^

Yes.

^_^

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

That is what seems to have happened here anyway. Too many dominant personalities and not enough people actually posting about names.

*Guilty of derailing*

The problem is that we’re not cooking anymore. We’re just throwing the food around. ^_^

Ive tried cooking by just throwing whatever food i had in the fridge into a pot but the results left something to be desired….

Yeah this train got derailed something fierce

We have no more usernames to discuss, though. Not unless someone new arrives… and that is why we are keeping this alive. ^_^

I think I was one of the original derailers, so…

Sorry! ^_^

Naw, you guys really should have realized that any thread my by me would be derailed pretty quickly.

LaComi is now so much like me she’s actually saying things I’ve said in the past.

This is fucking awesome.

Yes. That, and all the threads here derail to some degree. ^_^

Oh god I’ve turned into Jerk! Arghaldksfjkdsjfkljdskfskldjfklsdjflj *boom*

It happens to everyone. He’s like plutonium. ^_^

Ah I’m okay now. Well as okay as I was before.

I’m a living, breathing sexually-transmitted disease!

that explains so much.

That explains so little!

It explains all you need to know about him, really. ^_^

Well, that, and that he’s a great poet.

A lesser man might add: “Flattery will get you nowhere, ILB. Nowhere is what I have named my pants.” But a lesser man is not me.

Oh, I don’t want to get anywhere with it. I’m just stating facts. ^_^

…Oh you’re soooo funny Jerk.

@ LaComi: I know, right?

No, no you are not. Xl

Heeeeeeeee! x3

Still not funny! I jest. XD

Am I the only one who bothers to tell people when he’s being sarcastic?

[/serious]

Is that sarcastically asked?

You decide, as long as thinking about it doesn’t give you a headache…

I believe I just formed a paradox….

I’ve changed my mind. Keep thinking about that until you decide if it’s a paradox or until your head explodes.

It’s a paradox.

I was sure that would work!

@*Ninja: that’s why there’s no such thing as a paradox paradox. ^_^

you’d think a single dox would do

I like these threads, some of the stories are awesome

Here’s my user name origin story:
The origin of my user name goes back 5 years when I bought my first Xbox and signed up for Xbox LIVE. At the time I was a pretty big fan of a Canadian comedy called “Trailer Park Boys” and one of the character’s back-story, Randy, is that he used to be a male prostitute who went by the name “Smokey” who would whore himself out for cheese burgers before he became assistant trailer park supervisor. Later in the series, it was revealed that he was gay, so I thought it would be hilarious to masquerade as “Smokey, the gay male prostitute” over Xbox LIVE, so I typed Smokey in for my GamerTag. I’m not sure if LIVE accepted it because a long list of alternate names popped up, like HungrySmokey, SleepySmokey, AngrySmokey… they were all stupid, but ChewySmokey made me giggle, thinking of a smokie that is chewy (for some reason I thought it was funny&hellip as I had a thing for bbq smokies at the time and I pressed A by accident, taking the name for my account profile. At first I was pissed, but I decided to give the name a chance. Needless to say, it grew on me; it feels unique to me and something I really like to be identified with when online. I’m glad that I have it because “Smokey” just sounds so plain, hell, I like being called “Chewy” for short rather than “Smokey”. The only times I hated my GamerTag was when I started playing Star Wars games online like Republic Commando or Battlefront 2 since the Wookie growls and roars were fucking incessant, but I do find some people’s comments amusing, like “ChewySmokey? I don’t know whether to eat some granola or light a joint!” or jokes about marijuana smoking wookies don’t seem to get old.
So, I use it for everything; websites, forums, PSN, whatever tickles my fancy.

Before I had ChewySmokey, I used to go by whatever I could think of on the spot, though, my user name on Killzone for PS2 was RaisonBran. It was probably the only other online handle I’ve ever had that meant a damn because it was one of the various nicknames I had growing up. Killzone was the only time I used it, though.

Hooray for Chewy, who may put this thread back on the rails for … like, just now, I bet. Well, and your name is amusing, too.

Bump cause I want to here more stories. Now Post!

Argh I posted as the wrong name too! Oh well that is simply me playing in the riddles thread to much. I brought I back with a story, yay!