Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Weeeelllll… I could insert a clever comment on how obsidian was one of the minerals ancient man used to fashion weapons, and how forums are the basic form of communication for the internet…. but really, it just sounds damn cool.

Mine is basically an edit of the name of a character from a shakespearean play.

Cookie for anyone who knows who I’m talking about.

@Obsidian: Hee. The Aztecs made quite effective swords by using obsidian. But I’m guessing you already know that ^_^

@Lycinder: I know, but I can’t for the life of me remember who…

I am named thus because i thrust swiftly through the night and strike repeatly with lustfull strokes. …….and cuddle afterwards and then disapear into the night after making breakfast

Hello, Goldwulf. ^_^

Hello, just havin a bit of fun

Jerk:
think it was like 3 months ago.
Only 6 left to go!

@ Lycender, Lysander! From a midsummer’s night dream! Love that play! Hermia loves you so~

Preggo, get that extra A out of your name, it’s been like an acorn stuck in my shoe ever since I first noticed it. And it wasn’t any three months ago because I’ve only been here since the beginning of April.

I think preggo’s only had that name for about a month because i havent been on here long and he changed tt about a week after i joined

i;ve been here since mid april and he changed after I got here, it hasn’t even been a full month

We’ll dig it up in one of the old chat threads some time when I’m not too lazy. Which may or may not ever happen.

Well whenever it was I’m still only keeping it for a few more months.
It’s gotten kind of boring for me now.

Oh and I spelt it wrong this whole time?
Meeeh fail.

With literally 30 seconds using the search function I give you:

“Blam.
…
sooo how long am I gonna have to do this for?

Pregnant Sigh83 May 14, 2010, 7:10 PM EST.”

You don’t have to keep it even this long. I mean, it was funny, yeah, but we can pretend you have the gestational period of…well, I don’t know a lot about gestational periods but we can say yours is really short. Throw a baby shower, celebrate whatever horrible monster you splorch out and then go back to being Jacob.

And MakretzAuturu has just found a numerical value to my laziness.

*Does all the stuff Jerk just said*
Whoo I’m so gald to finally have that baby out of me.
But god-dammit I’m stll so fat T-T

No! We’re starting a baby shower forum! We’re doing this right dang it!

I brought Jacob a coat-hanger.

In case he wants to dress the little beast up in tuxedos or something.

Poor tyke. ^_^

Oh God Jerk, I laughed out loud at that one and made everyone look at me.

The constant danger of looking at amusing stuff online, My Communist friend, the constant danger.

First we have to find out who the father is, then we can start a proper shower thread, were not going to have a little bastard running around here. of course this mean we need a shtgun wedding thread….

Hey! I’m the father apparently! I was his wife in the RPG thread after all. Though I wasn’t here when he changed his name… JERK!

Mine was a typo…

@Commie/Jerk/Goldwulf: This discussion is… eerie. And quite vomitable. ^_^

You looked so normal in your picture, Commie…

@Gtrhero: ^_^ That just made my day.

I told you that picture was a super cute lie. And part of a plan to kill Jerk.

Oh. No worries, then. ^_^

Too bad you failed.

I know! (Snaps fingers) Maybe if I added some bunnies he would finally perish…

No, you’ll need harder stuff. Try wolf cubs. He’s a wolf, that should break him…

@Lady Diane You are correct my name is based off of Lysander cookie for you.


Tophat is optional

Ha ha! Yes! But, I see no cookie with a top hat….?

EDIT: Now I do! Yay! He’s adorable!

And sorry I spelled your name wrong…

DON”T EAT RORSCHACH!!!!

You named him?!

He looks like the watchman, doesn’t he?

…Egads the resemblance is uncanny…It’s also not good that I watched Watchmen a week before I came up with the Cookie in a tophat idea…

But his pattern changes, you know.

Holy crap I can’t read! Ignore this post!

Yes, why are you bringing it up? The “he” refers to the cookie that looks like Rorschach.

Sorry, I edited to fix my mistake. I read that as “He doesn’t read Watchmen, does he?” And assumed you thought I was a guy. I am really tired guys, sorry for my silliness.

GAH!!! I’ve been edit-stabbed!

I thought stabbing was your job? ^_^

*gasp!* I ninja’ed a Ninja….

Oh very dear who is going to clean up this dead ninja on our floor…-Pokes with stick-

You are dead aren’t you?…

@ ILikathemBoys: That was col’-blooded, Aye-Ell-Bee. D:
@ LaComi: You’re a worthy adversary, but I’ll match you strike-for-strike! Apparently by making you “LOL” in public settings. x)

Only cause I can’t tell the 7 year old that I baby sit why I’m laughing. Thank god he can’t read or I would be in so much trouble…

Can’t read at 7? Pff by then I was indulging my self in Harry Potter, no seriously, I was.

He’s not that swell of a reader, but he can read if I gave him time. This is why I’m happy I have a fast internet connection, I’m not explaining the Murder Mystery game to him.

I was going to say that this is (still) *way* off-topic, but then I saw you were talking about a Rorschach cookie lookalike, so I guess all is well.

He’ll break your fingers, he will.

Also: Reading is good.

And some how this links together with the fact that I ninja-ed Ninja and killed him. Now if I can defeat Jerk, I’ll be the only ass-hole left in the Forums!








Besides Souppy.

Well it is quite hard to stay on-topic as most of the frequenters have already given the story of how they acquired their usernames or “handles” as I like to call them. I could go into more detail as to why I choose Lysander as the base for my handle but alas that story shall be long and honestly I couldn’t be bothered to explain it. =P