Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@ Lycinder: He could be terribly near-sighted and his parents have a religious prejudice against visual correction.

@ LaComi: Just tell him the thought of Jacob hanging up those little tuxedos amuses you terribly. And not the unspeakable thing to which we all know I was referring.

I feel that every comment I post in this thread is on topic because it explains my handle perfectly.

Is the short version because you like A Midsummer’s Night Dream and like to some how like the character Lysander to yourself?

@Jerk, and he still wouldn’t get why it was funny. Ah, I’ll just let his brain rot playing video games instead.

And if he gets fat, just hook a Twinkie to a fishing line and a bike helmet and set his pudgy ass on a treadmill. Quasi-parenting is fun!

@La Commie- I guess short version yes
Long version a big ol NO because otherwise you would see me sport the name Oberon.

@Jerk …LOL

Nope, I’m one of those mean babysitters that make the kids go out side and play.

Which usually consists of swimming and pretending we’re Jedi.

Damn it, now I wanna knock up some chick so I can swim around and pretend I’m a Jedi.

@Lycinder, and I still understand that so I feel like an even bigger nerd after the Star Wars post. ;U; tears of joy.

p.s: stop putting nectar in people’s eyes! It just messes up the love polygons!

Best baby sitter EVER!








Until I dropped him on his head….

@Jerk- Swimmin anyone?
But yeah I have a cousin which is 13 going 14 who I still do that with so HA it is fun being Jedi and when you add trampolines you get completely-unsafe-thanks-for-the netting-underneath-the-trampoline fun

@Commie It was Puck we all saw him >.>;

That explains why he can’t read.

@ Lycinder, no one saw him, that was the point. -.-.

@Jerk, maybe….

@Commie But they didn’t see me either, Oh how I love being a fairy

King of the fairies to be exact.

Ever have one of those moments where you’re about to make a self-deprecating joke but you stop yourself just in time because you know it’s going to be one of those things that’ll become a running gag? That just happened with me.

A month ago it was Jeff calling my mom a whore until we finally agreed Bribri was my real dad.

Also: Everyone on the interwubs has a penis. No exceptions.

1. Well I’m glad you came to that conclusion and

2.I have been trying to explain that to everyone for the last 2 weeks.

But everybody gets to choose their own pronouns, so meh. Unless you want to start calling Icaras “she,” which would be pretty funny.

I have both =P
Jk I’m male but my Ex-girlfriends all have this one thing in common…They dress me up…In a way no man should be dressed up…Changing subject…

Tee hee, it would but I don’t think he would appreciate it very much. Ninja on the other hand could be a girl and we would never know. Thus, I will start calling her ‘she’ just so I’ll stop secretly offending her.

@ LaComi: I am so in favor of this idea you have no idea. D: Also, it was nice knowing you. I made peace with my Gods last night, and I don’t think I’ve pissed any of them off today.

@ Lycinder: I only let current girlfriends do my make-up.

What’s gonna happen to you Jerk?

@Jerk Well my ex-girlfriends joined a collection of girls who might soon end up caught by the police due to them kidnapping me. I’m scared to walk alone at night…

@ LaComi: I’m going to die by Ninja’s cold steel and not at all humorously phallic blade. Unless he’s dead? I dunno. I’m an idiot-savant and the idiot side is running my logic wheel right now.

@ Lysinder: Sounds more like you have a harem.

I honestly think we killed ninja…

Poor lass…Wish we could have got to know her a bit more..

*High five*

… because you never know who i could be

^ Is undoubtedly a girl though.

Nope

You had a 50/50 chance and you missed it, life’s like that sometimes.

Nah your a girl.

Everyone here is a girl, not including ILB

Read the above posts before you try to correct me.

@ Unknown: To be fair, there was also the possibility that you don’t consider yourself either. Shemale, or whatever.

@ Lycinder: That was in the RC.

Oh yeah…Great I’m getting tired and confused from thread jumping, night for real this time guys -_-

For future reference, being edit-stabbed is when you post a response to something, and afterwords, that person changes it so that your post doesn’t make sense. Being Ninja’d is when someone posts something right before you that causes your post to be redundant or not make sense. Subtle difference.

Well I still killed you and made you a woman in one night ma’am. DEAL.

This is good news for Chef*Ninja.





Probably bad news for Driver*Ninja.

I go to sleep and suddenly everyones a woman and being violently penetrated, good times has by all aparently

there are no boys on the internet,No exceptions

i have photgraphic evidence of my manlieness

sadly,i do as well.

But it is all a lie girls, all a lie.

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/egcq6v.jpg[/IMG] been posted before..

but MANLY proof

Oh god I’m not clicking that…

that doesnt prove anything goldwulf,you could still be a very very ugly girl

Never mind, I did it anyways. And only a chick would wear a hat like that. No point was proven, admit to the existence of magic!

There is no way you can prove that I am wearing comfy, comfy pajama bottoms right now.

But I know you are anyways. Holy cow off topic enough for you guys?!

Again, I am a villainous jerk. This is all on-topic for me by being off-topic.

I have just blown every mind reading this page.

not really,its just your imagination

*divides by zero*
i just di-OH SHI-*dies*

HAhahahha, made my night!

*wipes tear*

I’m just butting in with a general musing on how “shemale” sounds less… effeminate… than “female”. I mean, both are essentially “male” with a prefix, and both prefixes heavily indicate femality (sic). ^_^