Bittersweet Candy Bowl

(Walks in and isn’t shot) Great, now If you’ll excuse me. I’m going to bed, it has been a long tiring day and I want some sleep. If Paul wants to be an idiot, fine with me I don’t want to babysit him any more. Don’t kill each other in my sleep. (Night Guys! See you i the morning!)

Roger- *huff* I heard- *huff* Zach say- *huff* something- *huff* deck- *huff* killer…

*overhears*

“Deck killer?”

“oww…when august was fixing the engine,i saw someone out on the deck,but by the time i acknowladged the person,they were gone..”

“then he got his sleeve stuck in there and almost got his hand cut off,thankfully me and alex were there to-wait,where is alex?”

We’ve got to hurrrryyyy… *fades*

*makes it to the deck to find it empty*

…
…
…
SHIT!!!!

*Points his gun at Stark* Stark, get back inside NOW. If you’re the killer then I want you where I can see you. If you’re not then you’re probably running straight into one of his traps. Either way we’re going back to the common room.

*depressed, Paul reluctantly follows Roger into the common room*

“then..we fell back,and i hit my head hard against the floor,and i guess i passed out ..”

*rubs his head*

Are you okay? (lol assuming Roger didn’t shoot me xD)

“I…Don’t know…”

*walking around as if slightly drunk*

I want you where I can see you at all times Stark. *They enter the common room and he takes his seat facing the door* I’ve got full military training, if you try anything I’ll shoot you in the leg. I can empty this whole pistol before you can get a shell off from your shotgun.

(Shall stay up all night due to distrust of others and concern for Sandrine’s and Sue’s safety.) {Alright, I’m done for now. Goodnight everyone.}

I’m.. only holding the shotgun to make sure I know where it is at all times.

*I…just wanted to protect her…*

(@ Roger: Ya think so? I’m purty good with a shotgun&hellip

*notices rogers’ hostility*

“heh..whats with the hatin’ man..dont be..”

*vomits*

*Keeps his guns trained on the doors* I’m watching you Stark, just remember that. I’m watching you, and I’m watching these doors.

*vomits again and then falls on the floor*

*shaking from residual fear*

O-okay, j-j-just b-be careful…

*Paul collapses on the ground, shaking uncontrollably. Upon closer inspection, he appears to be crying… a little*

“hehehe..baby…crrrry baby.”

*laughs at paul*

*Paul gradually stops shaking and stands up.*

O… okay. I still need to look for that note. Roger, since you’re so - *gulp* - intent on following me, care to join me?

*turns invisible and walks around the ship*(just kidding,again)

Lay off him Thompson. He’s had enough for tonight, we all have. I don’t like having to pull my gun on a man, but I don’t know what to think anymore. *He stares into the dim corridors* Just stay here Stark, it’s not safe out there.This is going to be a long ride.
((That’s all, done for the night. It can be assumed that at some point, Roger fell asleep just so that a murder can take place without it being all weird how it happened w/o him noticing.))

*laughs at paul some more*

*throws up again and falls on the ground,nearly unconscious*

(no worries man, remember i activated the IronMan suit. ^_^)

Sh- shuddup! *resrains himself from whacking the cripple*

(incase any of you forgot,i fell on the ground hard,and got a bad concussion,sooo..)

(I’ll be afk for about at least a half-hour, so see ya then!)

*passes out again,this time for the night*

(good night)

((Awsome night everyone, that was freakin great))

*Yawn!* Why are the lights so dim? Where’s the coffee? Why the hell am I sleeping on a couch in the commons? Is anyone else awake? I fucking hate morning amnesia.

Story is getting good, and I have a few ideas as to who the murderer is. Anyway have fun.

Wakes up in the corner of the room overhearing people talk
“another murder, what is this place coming to, i only hope the fair lady Diane is safe”

Looks at his feet in suprise

“who replaced my shoes with bread bags”

Well, shit. As soon as I wake up, everyone’s asleep.
*checks everyone* And they all have guns too. Things must be worse than I thought…

(Let’s just see how far I can push this. I’m setting the next part off in brackets, because I expect that it will be declared non-canon.)

[If things are as bad as they seem, then it’s time for me to use my secret weapon.
*Yashy pulls out an outrageously colored watch and holds it up to her mouth. She then shouts:*
Super-Cheesy Robo-Mecha Go!
*A two-meter robot walks out of a nearby broom closet and turns to face Yashy. It too is painfully colorful. A hatch on the front opens and Yashy climbs into the cockpit.*
All sensors read green, and all systems are active. Let’s rock and roll baby!
(The robot has two in-game effects: it makes her tall enough to speak eye to eye with the other characters and it is equipped with a Wasabi-cannon, which acts like a pepper-spray/flamethrower combo. It is not bullet-proof, although it might be bullet-resistant.)]

Wake up you morons! This is no time to be sleeping!!!!

*wakes up again*

“holy shit…my head..”

“Aggh!!”

(i have to go to work actually see you guys in the morning if im not killed before then)

Hurry up and wake up you filthy pedo-cat! I’ve got questions that need answering, and they need answering NOW!!!!!!!

*rubs his head and goes back to sleep after checking on everyone.*

*ignores the green thing screaming at him*

Don’t you ignore me Zacharias P. Thompson!!! You’re going to answer my questions now, dammit!

“My middle name does not start with P.”

DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, what clues do we have of who the murderer is?

Second, where can I get a cup of coffee?

*tells yashy about what happened last night*

“and i dont know..”

“try talking to roger,he seems to be really pissed at paul..”

*rubs his head*

Lazy half-assed son-of-a-bitch.

Looks like I’ll just have to find my own…

*Yashy does a quick search of the commons and locates the coffee-maker that Amanda used to make her hot coca, but is unable to find any coffee with it. Spends the time until someone else posts searching for some.*

*passes out again*

(seriously i do not have time to explain what happened,word for word,i just came back to check on the thread)

*Understand, rereading in progress*

*wakes up*

Man… what a night!

*I’m still a little shaken up…*

*picks up shotgun*
**How the hell’d it get over there?!*…thinks Paul, remembering last night*
Imma kill that bastard if its the last thing I do!

HEY! YOU THERE, SCUMBAG!!! WHERE’S THE GOD-DAMNED COFFEE????

(@ *Ninja: Who’re you playing?)

(And who the hell is playing Yashy?!?!)

(That… was probably the most drama-filled night in the game!)

(Who the hell do you think you dim-witted piece of shit!)

Are you gonna answer me, sissy-boy?


(It is I, the great and powerful *Ninja. I’m having way too much fun playing Yashy! )

(…So I was right! You did ninja me earlier!! > )

*rubs his head*
*Gotta get rid of this damn headache*
I have no clue, wake Diane up and ask.
(In Paul’s current state, he’s thrown all courtesy out the window xD)

(Did you expect anything less?)

Found it!!!!

*Yashy busies herself making coffee. When she’s done, she sits quietly and sips it. This is one of the few times you’ll see her being peaceful, so enjoy it!*

(nah, its just some ppl thought I was wrong earlier.)