Bittersweet Candy Bowl

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_keyboard

It should be shift + , (the button to the right of N) according to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy or Wikipedia as it’s commonly known.

@ Jorg: George Bush is a Texan caricature who did a lot of excruciatingly stupid things in office, and now we’re going to take shit on his behalf for decades.

You just can’t say anything good about Bush except that it could have been worse. I would rather have an incompetent Bush than a psychotic Gore. But shit, we were stuck between dumb and dumber in that election!

No dumb and dumber was 2004 Bush v. Kerry, mostly I’m just posting to keep introductions high on the thread list so anyone new can find it.

…really? I thought the 2004 Bush vs. Kerry was Dumb and Dumberer. I could be getting my sequels wrong though….. suffice to say I’ve had enough of this farce!

Fair enough, seriously maybe we should open another thread we’re getting a bit off topic. The only redeeming quality being that new members can find the thread

IDK, politics can be really boring and annoying if somebody actually tries to take them seriously…..

And isn’t keeping this up at the top a noble enough cause to justify our off-topicness?

Fair enough, but I warn you I’m majoring in Political Science, you have to really work hard to keep me from taking it too seriously. Quick, someone make a joke!

cawks lol

bump

Ah, here’s the introduction page! Must not have seen it before…

My alias is Spradic Zoom, and I’m completely new to this site (Only posted recently in the “What is Your Relationship Status” topic as “Random Guy&rdquo. I’m 18, a male, and have just finished my first year of College. I live in New Jersey, like our awesome artist Taeshi used to, but other than that, I’m just an average Computer Science Major. If anyone else is that interested, we can chat. My MSN/yahoo/meebo is guillermo1000000@yahoo.com (Yes, Guillermo is my first name), so feel free to chat or something. ^_^’

Welcome and have fun on the forums, there are some… interesting things to do here

And quite a few “interesting” characters, and by interesting I mean “mildly psychotic, but in a funny and entirely harmless way.”

…not that I’m one of them…

No of course not, you’re a ninja, you’re not harmless at all

@ MiwAuturu: That’s pirate talk.

Nah, I’m team ninja, pirates FTL, and how is calling a ninja dangerous pirate talk? calling them weak, useless or cowardly would be pirate talk

I think he means you calling him not harmless is implying that he’s weak, hence the pirate talk.

And thanks for the welcome, guys. I’ve lurked for a bit beforehand, but there’s still a bunch of places I haven’t checked, so I’ll definitely find some new experiences.

@ MiwAuturu: Son of a bitch! I misread you, sorry. God, I’m tired. Words no longer making sense. BAWW.

@ Sporadamamama: I’m on the edit page and can’t remember how to spell your handle (sorry, no disrespect, I do this to everybody sooner or later). Welcome to this…thing!

A pirate would definitely know that I’m not harmless…. for the last few second before he dies of blood loss!

@ Ninja: Frozen shamrocks. Am I right, or what? (For the love of God please have read Dr. McNinja and understand that joke or I will feel like a complete idiot…again.)

…Nope….Looks like you seem to be a complete idiot again!

I personally go for Ninja Burger over McNinja, but that’s just my preference.

Dude Dr. McNinja is awesome

So is Ninja Burger, but fewer people have heard of this franchise…

Yeah, in case anyone was wondering, it’s pronounced “Spur-addict,” minus the t at the end. It’s not pronounced Sporadic like the word and it’s definitely not SpARdic like everyone and their moms mix up. XD In any case, yeah, Ninjas rule, all the way.

14 (turning 15)/ Male

I have black hairs and Dark-Brown eyes…

My hobby Is drawing especially cats and other animals, sometimes people. I play FPS games, And I love reading Cat comics….like Bcb. I Also play guitar, and I like masks.

Anyway I’d like to keep my location and (real) name as a secret.

Well, judging by the binary numbers in your name, if we convert them into decimal value and associate it with a letter, your name becomes “ARK.” So I’m gonna call you that, if you don’t mind. (hurp durp science).

Anyways, welcome to the forums! I’m pretty new here too. Name’s Spradic.

@Binary Code Guy
Are you by any chance a Filipino? I’m just making this assumption because two of the games you posted in the Annoying/Irritating thread are two of the most famous games being played in internet cafes.

Raise your hand if you’re Filipino.

*raises hand*

Hi my name is Jose Ramon, I am from Spain.
I am 17 and I still studiying so I cant talk english very well sorry ^^u
I like videogames, drawning, specially manga,reading books and watching good anime/films.
Physically, I´m fat , not much tall, brown eyes and hair
Well i think i am a calm person

@Gabriel
Cool. That means I’m not the only one here

@SkylineFaux : No. but I’m from somewhere in South-east Asia. He he, guess?
@Spradic Zoom : A+ for you. And yeah…I don’t mind if you call me that way.

Yays, I did a success.

Welcome to the forum, ARK. I’m Cuban, actually. Would never bother guessing someone else’s nationality, since I suck so bad at that.

@Binary Code Guy
Hehe, at least I was close I’d guess… Singapore?

Hello Every one I’m 23/b living in Tampa FL I’m a simple guy that likes comics and games I am lucky in life because I get to do what I love for work I am a web developer ! …… ya I know to some that’s boring but I love it I sadly don’t have much of a life I spend most of my time working or just chilling on the net but don’t get me wrong I get out just not as much as I would like ^.^ right now I live in a 4 bed room house with my good friends and that’s fine by me for now (till I find the certain someone) …….wow I didn’t think I would type this much sorry all ill stop there
O and this is my second day at this site and I read BCB and am addicted to this awesome story and characters ~~~~ =(^o^)=

Universal rule for me is no name giving on intertubes. But hey, everything else is fine….

I live in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA, and have a healthy enjoyment of furriness.
I currently write articles for a site called Demand Studios, and in my free time play video games, do table-top RPGs, write random short stores (no, I’m not sharing), and tend to my cat, Ricochet.
My friends describe me as ‘odd but fun’. Couldn’t agree more. I am arachnophobic, slightly hydrophobic and acrophobic.
Current web-comics I read/frequent (aside from BCB): VG Cats, Order of the Stick, Slightly Damned, Precocious, Twokinds, Housepets!, Faux Pas, and Sequential Art.

Favorite music is alt rock/ metal-ish stuff. Favorite bands: Disturbed, Metallica, Godsmack, Linkin Park, and Breaking Benjamin.

There. Do I get a cookie now?

O ! can i have a cookie too !!!!

Only because I also like the bands you listen to (except for Godsmack).

To be honest though, I never really check artist or song names when listening to music, so it’s not THAT big of an accomplishment, but whatevs.

Oh, and welcome.

My name is Sean. I’m from North Carolina in the U.S. I’m Male age 20. I’m a Junior in college and currently a Technical Theatre major, looking at video game design. I went to a visual arts school where I majored in art for all 4 years in High School. I like hanging out with my closet friends of 6-14 years of knowing each other, drawing, cg work, photography, writing, soccer, fishing, meeting new and interesting people, biking, video games, etc. I’m a really easy going person and have only reached the full extent of anger a few times. I’m a very tolerant person, but have come to be very dissapointed in the way the world works and of how little is being done to improve it. In anycase I know when to kid and when to be serious, and I stand up for others when they can’t.

After just finishing it my new favorite book is “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

Ah yes, the trilogy of (now) 6 books, it is a great series

Bistromathics anyone?

@SkylineFaux : well, that’s really close, but no.

No, this thread does not get to fall this far

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and tast *bricked*

Okay, more seriously. Nathan, 25 year old male Oregonian. Online I go by the name of “Titanium Dragon”, but TD is my “name” as far as that goes; Titanium Dragon is more of a title (the Titanium Dragon). Totally self appointed, of course, but I gave it to myself when I’m five, and really, its as much my name as my “real” name. More maybe, because I chose it for myself.

I stand over 6’2” and weigh 220 lbs or so; I’m rather broad at the shoulder and big-boned, but I’m also overweight. Blonde hair, blue eyes, big hands and feet… Yeah…

Anyway, I went to Vanderbilt University (biomedical engineering was my major) and now I work in a lab, though I really want to move up the food chain. Honestly I enjoy being in the lab sometimes, but all the time is really a drag; I want to do more data analysis and experimental design than I do now, and make REAL decisions. Plus, you know, I totally have the career goal of being a renaissance man mad scientist and run a semi-sinister corporation which does everything so I can dabble in whatever I want.

I figure, aim for the stars, even if sometimes you do hit London, eh?

Me? I’m That One Guy. You know, that one dude that’s always kinda hanging around the edges of the action. The one that doesn’t have any close friends but is a pretty cool guy that pals around with just about everyone. The one that says he “knows a guy.” The one that you know’s gonna come to school one day with an AK-47 and you’ll be like, “I never saw this coming” but in the back of your mind, you really did.

Welcome to TD and That One Guy, have fun here it’s an awesome comic and the forums are… interesting, but great fun

Great fun, yeah. You’d like me to believe that, wouldn’t you?

Just look at the number of people posting on some of the threads, clearly they think it’s fun

@TD: That was a V-2 pun wasn’t it! Oh well, modern rocketry did have to start somewhere…

What about V-1s? Don’t forget about those