Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I guess you’ve not visited the NSFW topic then Vinsionary

Well…my turn.

I been around the comic since April, on forums…on May i believe…and never had a proper introduction:

Name: Juan Carlos
P.N. (Pen Name): Frustrated Writer
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Country: Mexico

Introverted, not the talkative guy, i dislike my name because is too common on my country. Shy. A frustrated writer, as my pen name says. I love to write anything. Stories, poetry, facts, anything that comes to my mind i try to put it in paper. A system Engineer who likes his work as Software Tester. Single, but with the company of a beautiful woman who have been stayed with me by almost 3 years and counting. Something that i have is patience, at everything. I’m very curious and that (and some face features) makes that my GF call me “Cat”. My rule of gold is: “Treat people as you wish to be treated”. I’m always polite and try to make a good point, but if i must talk i tend to struggle and sometimes people don’t understand me, so i focus all my capability on writing. I’m a good partner, i don’t get on my temper quickly. Pessimist and obscure, but sometimes with inspiration and tranquility. Never forget my past, the one that only one person knows. Be my ally and i will never let you down. For those who i can call my Friends, i even would die for them (not the expression, but literally). On music i like: Lounge, Bossa-Nova, Metal, J-music, Techno, Classical, and may rhythms. But i dislike those from my state and more stuff like Colombian, Regaeton and Villera. I also like researching almost everything…animals, computers, world history, science, chemistry to make an example. And specially about Japan and his culture, language and history.

So, let’s have some fun and thanks for the warm welcome to the forum some time ago.

Hi everyone, I just finished reading through the archives and I love this comic!

About me? Well my real name is Alex, and I’m a 16 year old (Male) from Toronto (Canada). I’d honestly rather not post my life story. I can say that I consider myself a pretty normal (maybe a little nerdy) guy.

I’m Karo, and I really wanted to boast by being the first FINNISH reader here only to notice I AM NOT.
But I’m from Finland anyway.
I’m pretty sure I turned 21 this year, but it’s hard to keep track.
I used to draw a lot, dreamed of having my own web comic (not necessarily a popular one, my girlfriend reading it would’ve sufficed). Then I went to an art oriented high school. I have not drawn more than 10 pictures since. It was 5 years ago.
I have ovaries.

I am a timid person. I hide it by being ridiculously loud.

Oh, a girl? this forum is really lacking in them. Either that or you have a set of ovaries in a jar somewhere, and on the internet you never really can tell.

And yet you wonder why we don’t have that many girls.

No, I don’t wonder why, I can figure it out, but we still need more girls around.

@ Karo: You’re the first Finnish reader not currently engaged in a homoerotic pairing. If you join the voice chat, don’t be surprised if that changes real fast. Join the Random Chat. Our acting Den Mother will probably want to hug you.

@ MiwAuturu: I’m genuinely proud of you right now.

Well, I assure you my ovaries resides inside my body. It’s funny too, I’d assumed more girls to read such a high-drama comic. Then again, cat-boobies go uncovered, so I guess that could explain the amount of testosterone? What a conundrum.

@Jerk
Wouldn’t me having a girlfriend kind of make me engaged in a homoerotic pairing, though? Voice chat sounds scary, haha!

It doesn’t count if you ate them just now.

We’re going to tease the timidity out of you, just so you know.

Damn…okay, nevermind. You get my Seal of Approval after all. But, yes, Voice Chat is a breeding ground for homoeroticism, occasionally with magical results.

I think the reason for so many male members (heh) is the whole romance thing, Most men seem unable to admit to haveing romantic feelings and being honestly moved, so the ability to post without anyone knowing you draws them in, also alot of the shit we say scares off yon ovarybearers

My real name is Brody and I live in Southern Maryland. I’m a sophomore at my high school and have a pretty easy going personality. I like to have fun and try new things, but I tend to play games and hang out with friends. My friends think I’m funny, but they laugh really easily so I wouldn’t trust there word. Not sure what career I plan on having, but I’ve got time to think. I’ve been reading the comic for a couple months and it has quickly become one of my favorites. I can draw, but not as well as some people on the forums.

Major influx of the BCB Forum woobie population.

Jerk is proud of me? I’m honestly not sure if that’s a good or bad sign.

New girl! Holy cow, that’s like 3 i’ve met in the past week!

Vaginamancy.

well…my turn…

So, i live in paraná, brazil. 22 years old, work as mechanic technical and study eletrical engineering at local college. Have good salary, a nice motorcycle and like to swimming and pratice ninjutsu sometimes. I liked manga and anime too, a bit at least, games - have a wii and ds. Appreciate news at internet, romantic storys and mechanic stuff. Actually i am single, since my girlfriend break up with me because pokemon games….

Anymore information, i had a msn…. flaviohs_ctba@hotmail.com and will like to meet international peoples….

because i like to known peoples with same preferers as mine….. u_u

Hi, I’m a totally legal, totally hawt gurl and I would, like, love to meet some hawt guyz on here.

lol

It’s like *Ninja and LaComi had an evil daughter who lures horny men to their death. o_o

Don’t go in there…it’s a trap…

Her given ninja name is Hysterectomy(Leaving*ASarcasticComment).

I LOVE YOU GUYS DON’T HURT ME~ <3 n_n

WHO TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!

I now have children from two different men!! Oh god! Well there is only one thing to do, Kick-ass Danger, this is your sister Hysterectomy(Leaving*ASarcasticComment). You can call her Histy for short.

Now where the hell is my child support?

I ate Kick-ass Danger and you got mad at me for not sharing in one of the most gruesome and heartwarming displays ever visited upon this forum. But with my awesome genes and your awesome genes, he probably got better. =/

Kick-ass Danger can provide for himself. You just want my bling, woman! Dx

I will break your legs if you don’t start being a better father to Lil’ Kick-ass! *Ninja has stepped up the the plate and taught Histy many of things about the ways of the ninjas. Kick-ass Danger was made to be a spy, teach him!

I dropped him from a plane into Chechnya without a parachute that one time and told him not to come back until he knew secret things and had killed at least one man with his bare hands. This kid could nut-punch James Bond.

Jeez, you and *Ninja should teach your kids together, then you;d have super kids who know both domains of secretive work.

But Jerk’s not a spy…


…As far as you guys know anyway…

I’m a 21 years old Argentinian study computer science and i love philosophy. When i finish my career i wil start the lic. in philosophy.

(And i really need to take my english classes back… when those motherfuckers says that its like riding a bike, that you never forgot, they were fucking lying… Both… with english and with the freaking bike !!)

I love to discuss and fight, and basically anything that brings some kind of intelectual challenge…

Actually i noticed that i have a lot of imagination too and i like to draw and write (lol). There is a little interes conflict with my carrer and my hobbies…

MiwAuturu, the world is not ready for Spy/Ninja children. But one day it will be, and that day we will all die. In the meantime, Kick-ass Danger and Histy are going to battle it out for my affection. And….GO!

Histy wins, Kick-Ass is half-eaten.

Histy then get colon cancer from the other half he ate

Histy is a girl….Just cause she hides behind a mask doesn’t mean you can’t tell her gender.

@ Pyrotwister: Leave my genetic diseases out of this! That’s dirty pool, good sir! (I couldn’t type that without cracking up.)
@ Ninja: He gets better. He always gets better. Whether I like it or not.
@ LaComi: Admit it - you’re forming a man-harem, aren’t you?

Use real English, you no make sense.

In other News, Jerk ate Kick-Ass, not Histy.

ok sue me, i only read the one comment before my own before i posted that.

*messily devours Histy* AMENDED. BWAHAHAHA.

Gabe is also part of my man-harlem and Scarfy for that matter.

H-Helloes! I don’t really comment in the forums much, but I’m usually in the Skype chat being quiet. Um. My name’s Mae, but that’s obvious isn’t it? There’s not much to me I guess. I’m quite boring.

Um…

Th-That’s it! Go read other people’s posts, please! o.o

Hello Mae
You should hang around the forums a bit more, we’ll knock that shyness right otta ya.

Right straight outta you. He’ll do it too, he’s crazy!

Hello there, everybody! I live in the delightfully cold Norway, commonly known as the capital of Sweden. I’m a metal drummer who recently finished upper secondary school, music section, and I am about to start a year of band playing at a folk high school. I’m around 19 1/2, and have been composing since before I even learned any musical theory. My other hobbies all include running around in circles.

Sup :vvv Almost got scared off by the freakazoid forum style but eeeh might as well try and mingle with the forumites anyway. Found this comic a few days ago off of a different comic full of furries, but the comic and its forum is a bit more PG-13 than this one. I am not yet sure if that last part is a good thing or a bad thing >:C But time will tell.

So, on teh interwebs they call me Mechanical Pencil, or more often just Pencil. 16, crappy artist who wants to be a less crappy artist, total tabletop and vidya game nerd. I actually wanna be a VG concept artist and be part of the whole creation process, cos it seems really neat to me.

SO YEAH. Welcome me damnit >:I

Also I think I finally understand how the comments thing works here. So the “comment” threads are the actual comments below each comic? So you bump the “thread” every time you make one of those comic comments?

Yeesh, must be annoying getting 2 year old comic threads bumped every other week.

WELCOME, DAMN IT.

oohw, I’m new Pick me, pick me

My name is Andorandoric, or at least, that’s my internet-name. I’m from the much-hair-but-not-so-much-on-the-head-gender, even though you wouldn’t say that, if you see me. I’m 18 years old, and love anime. I live together with my father, as my mother is deceased. My intention of joining this forum was actually only to react on “making kittens”, but I saw more interesting threads, so I decided to react more often, so here I am I live in the netherlands, am not really religious, unless you call wicca a religion. I play the saxophone, guitar, accordeon, nose-flute, kazoo and bass-guitar. But the thing I’m best at is the saxophone. I’m currently schooling math, for next year, I want to study to become a math teacher. I have a gorgeous girlfriend, whom I know truly loves me. And last, I make pictures as well. Some of them, you can find at my deviantart.

Thats all there is to know about me, I guess

Thanks for giving me the time

WELCOME YOU TOO, YOU WONDERFUL DUTCH BASTARD.

Yaaaaaaay Dutch! Sorry bout that whole world cup thing, maybe next time.

But seriously, welcome, you’ve met our resident jerk, he doesnt bite much.
Soon enough we’ll have the entire european spectrum here!