Bittersweet Candy Bowl

…This is acceptable Jerk, very acceptable.

*hits La Commie over the head with a shovel,knocking HIM out*

this poor lad even thinks he’s a woman.

*New awesome mustache protects her* I think not good Madame.

*La commie is knocked out,and is letting his overactive imagination take control*


*puts la commie on his bed*

what a trouble maker..

I never would’ve pegged you for a mustache aficionado. That said, I will build you another one, follicle-by-follicle, out of razor sharp stainless motherfucking American steel.

I am also highly uncomfortable at the sudden direction this confrontation has taken. o_o

*Continues to fight the oncoming horde of ninjas* Don’t worry bitches! I’ll protect you!

*closes the door and locks it*

phew,that was a little more difficult than i expected

*looks over at jerk*

damn,now for the paranoid one

*Stands out side door* Silly non-Dr. You should know that when someone kills a Ninja that person gains their ninja powers. Rooms will not keep me from flexing my Communist grip upon the forums. And armed with my magic and ‘stach, rule the forums I shall! Aha!

*Runs away giddily to cause more trouble* And I sign off on that note. Night Ladies!

HAH! The joke’s on you! I’m pre-sedadadadddddddd…. *slump*

Night, Comi.

well,La commie is asleep and so is jerk,thank god

*divided by zero in other thread and thus everyone including me dies*

(Walks in and notices army of ninjas. Summons army of Guyvers in response and walks back out.) Night everyone.

Damn it. I have to stay awake until I don’t feel like horking anymore. But I’m tired and I have no caffeine and I wanna go to beeeeed. *whiiiiiiiiine*

I’m bored jerk you there?
Please say yes I just had a beautiful dream and then I woke up and now I’m so sad

I’m going to bed right now if this next episode of Yu Yu Hakusho doesn’t have enough Keiko in it.

I had a beautiful dream and now I’m all suicidal.

I don’t talk people out of suicide anymore, but there’s a nice anonymous line with jo@samaritans.org. Send them an email and they’ll reply in a couple hours. I think they’re Irish, I don’t know.

It’s not that I’m not compassionate, but around 2004 I was talking so many people out of suicide at once that I started throwing up every day for a year because of stress. I can’t handle people who are suicidal. I don’t have the words anymore. I’m sorry. And I’m sorry you’re sad, just try the crisis line. They’re nice and they don’t judge you.

Not such a strong suicidal thought, just sadness it was just so perfect and now, and now, the real life just makes me like I’m a fail.

I know, but I err on the side of caution when the word comes up, you know? But you’re never really living unless you’re fighting for every inch of awesomeness-ground in the world that you can hang on to. You’re a fighter, you know that. I think for me, when I have dreams like that, I get frustrated the way I’d be if I had a corrupted save file in a video game. But do you give up then? Fuck no. You go back and you kick the living shit out of that game twice as hard for all the work you lost in the process.

in such cases I hack XD
therefore I must find a easy way to make myself think this night is worth it

Exactly. Now go do it right now because there was not enough Keiko in this episode after all.

*walks in and summons army of bruce lee’s and chuck norris’s*

Ok I will go solve my prob if I am not here tommorrow then I was toodepressed to connect

So let me get this straight you had a wondeful beautiful dream and now you have suicidal tendencies…And I thought I was close to understanding human emotions 0.0

You know, Lyc, quite a number of people committed suicide as a direct cause of watching Avatar. They thought it was so beautiful that real life could never measure up.

Oh, and don’t try suicide. Sorry, I reserve my rights to be a jerk now and then. ^_^

Suicide is never the answer. I got some pamphlets here, take them, read, and realize time heals all wounds. Except Cancer.

I’m actually being serious here. I have no respect for anyone who commits suicide. SORRY FOR BEING A DOWNER.

…I think we’re being helpful in our own ways, but you guys kinda suck at this. Look Noir, we all know life isn’t perfect, but it’s those imperfection that make it interesting. Dreams are what your subconcious wants most, of course it’s gonna make your dreams seem perfect, but life just isn’t that way. The real fun in life comes from laughing at the imperfections and smiling as the rain pours down on your head. This way you can be happy even when the rest of the world is dark, and maybe you’ll be the sunshine in someone else’s life and safe them from making a horrible mistake too.

Bet you couldn’t tell I’m majoring in psychology before this, could you?

Actually, I had a hunch. ^_^

*Cough* Insanity isn’t that great for becoming a psychiatrist, but we’ll see.

“Perfection is a flaw.
Normality is nonexistance.”
~Ved of Flames

You need a healthy bit of insanity to stay sane. ^_^

My theory is that the smarter you are, the less sane you become.

I can vouch for ILB’s theory; she’s fairly intelligent, and is one of the least sane people here. Only I could possibly more insane, and not by much.


*Turning to La Commie, the Ninja whips out a top hat. Reaching into it, he produces a few scores of economists and a copy of “The Wealth and Poverty of Nations.” The economists advance towards La Commie and start chanting, “Rewards must be tied to results to ensure efficiency and accountability. Communism is a flawed system that does neither. A state-run economy cannot long survive because it cannot adapt to changing economic realities. Communism is a flawed system.”*

Don’t make me throw the book at you too!

I think ILB is the most intelligent of us all and also the craziest. She’ll pull a knife on us one day, gut us, wear our entrails as decorative hats and footwear and when the police show up to drag her away, she’ll go: ^_^

Oh, you don’t need to be smart just because you’re insane. Only the other way around. ^_^

(and I will kill you softly in your sleep with a faint smile on my lips, while chanting “HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT&rdquo

Lol thx guys that helped me more than my second dream which was awsome (zombies!!!) I chose psychology as my elective of skool and as I said before I wasn’t thinking on suiciding just the thoughts which I didn like much

Oh okay then, that’s good to hear considering non of us could really stop you through the computer.

*Hisses at Ninja*

@ILB on insanity. Exactly!!! You will go insane in a bad way if you try being serious all the time, I became easy-going and insane to avoid such madness and depression. The more you become aware of the world, the more you have to find ways to cope. But as always, the Golden Rule is that it could always be worse, so put a smile on as you kick some A. ;D

Yes. And when the people in white coats arrive, do a Bud Spencer. ^_^

While smiling like Terence Hill, of course.

Every cloud has a silver lining. It may be hard to find, but it’s there. Often in the form of a bad joke, but bad jokes are important to your mental health.

On an unrelated note, everything has an end, but a sausage has two! *Tasty!*

@La Commie: I have a couple of logical frogs too. And everyone knows that logic is to Communists as garlic (or a stake in the heart) is to Vampires.

Saying that a sausage is alone in having two ends is quite silly, really. You can view the beginning of time and the end of time as two ends, the only difference being that you start in one of them. It’s the same with the average sausage - you start eating in one end (start), and stop eating when you reach the final bit.

A donut also has an end. It’s the last bit you eat. Saying that a donut has no beginning or end is a purely one-dimensional problem.

True, in a three-dimensional universe no one is able to start at the other end of time, but even in the first dimension the ends are present. We move from one end to another. Life has two ends, one where we’re born and one where we are buried. A dog has two ends, the difference being that one whiffs and the other wags. A telephone pole has two ends, but both are close.

You think too much

Yes. I wish I could think less in my free time and more when I speak. ^_^

Also, this is interesting. It explains a theory of the dimensions. I recommend watching it; it might be hard to understand but if you grasp it it’s a lot of fun.

You think that’s overthinking things?! You haven’t seen me voice my thoughts yet. I have had to train myself to specifically avoid such things in social environments to stay human!!

The idea of ILB hovering over me in my sleep with a knife smiling and muttering “HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT” scares the living, screaming shit out of me. ;-;

HAHA I AM WINNING

@Icaras: Oh, I know it’s nothing. That was a general musing on a silly proverb. If I go deep into questions regarding semantics, history, religion, social legislation, social theory, psychology, music, taste, world views, mindsets, individuality, or things like that, then I have some really strange thoughts. ^_^

@ Jerk…she does it every night Jerk. Every. Single. Night….

My thoughs aren’t strange, just… deep, and numerous. ^_^

Huh. You know, that is basically what “strange” means to me. ^_^

@Commie: Hush, he isn’t to know that yet! First I must find a crack in him so that I can use that information as a lever…

Well…

…Okay then!

I am seriously going to hear HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT in my nightmares. Except she’ll have Gerard Butler’s torso, cut my throat with a razor sharp dick and I’ll start bleeding mayonnaise.

@ Ilikathemboyz: I already have a crack. *snrk*