Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Nice to see your subconscious hard at work there Jerk!

I thought I’d throw a bone to the psychology major. ;D
My brain is like a Mad Lib, except you know all the answers are some variation of the word “dick.”

…o_o

CAN’T UNSEE CAN’T UNSEE OMGRKDIOVCNJNJRFIODLDSKEK

Tee hee. But you still don’t know what I look like… you will only see a mass of hair from which the words are chanted in a low, but insistent voice: “hubbah… hubbah… zooth… zooth… hubbah… hubbah… zooth… zooth…” And then, suddenly, it starts screaming…

…no way in hell I’m clicking that link.

Xtreme!

Oh, it’s safe. I’m so squeamish I can’t even post a horse and a screaming kid… How could I link to something scary? ^_^

That link scared the crap out of my cat and she fell off the computer monitor

Hahahahaha!

My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. xD Oh thank you ILB.

What kind of cat? ^_^

That was @Goldwulf, now at @Jerk:

But does it put an end to your nightmares? ^_^

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the kind who wont pose for photos and rams face first into the window in a mad attempt to catch the pidgeons on the balcony

she sounds like how my cat would behave if we lived in the city.

Oh Hell no. It’s not even the knife or the grinning that terrifies me, it’s the “ZOOT ZOOT.” Seriously. That’s what freaks me out about it.

ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT

D.:

@Goldwulf: And people say dogs are stupid ^_^

@Jerk: Better now?

GAH HOLY SHIT NO! D.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5H1QXW5L4U

Oh god i’m crying now…. Thank you ILB! <3

That one is even worse, especially when they start adding colours. ^_^

;-;

I think i pissed out my heart laughing so much thanks for that

Jerk is so saaaaaadddd! v-v

We finally broke him, didn’t we? ^_^

Yay! Broke Jerk is broke!

We stole his money, too?

if he’s broke we can sell him for cheap on the balck market, quick someone make a craigslist ad for selling jerks

(just realized how wrong selling jerks sounds)

(Snicker) Yes Goldwulf, we’re gonna start selling jerks.

Except you can’t post any pictures of me because Italy will start asking how you stole me from the Accademia Gallery.

awfully cold in that gallery huh

We’re selling you though, not pics.

Ahahaha Goldwulf you dog.

@ILB: If you had bothered to READ my post, you will see that the wording only notes a sausage as one exception, not the only one. It says that everything has at least one end, but also mentions that a sausage has two and not the minimum of one. USE YOUR BRAIN!!!!!! IT’S A GOOD ONE!!!!

@Jerk: you could hire Ninjas (not me, I’m preoccupied) to protect you.

Ninja! We started a forum riders shipping discussion. Go look…. tee hee.

…

Oh shit.

Mwahahahaha!!

Your ship’s been sunk, Commie!

Well I blew yours up too so ha! Battleships! B-5, B-5!!

Am I supposed to care?

Nope, just be disturbed that we keep shipping everyone.

In case you didn’t know, I knew this would happen. It was only a question of when. So I’m already mentally prepared.

Why have you been preparing for this?!

So I can kill each and every one of you without remorse. Why else would I mentally prepare myself?

…Oh, okay I guess that makes sense.

for the sheer sexiness of it

*Slices TripleSexy(misnomer)’s panda hate in half*

Who else would like to test my patience?

how dare you damage my panda hate

why are you slicing Panda hate in half?