Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Ah, pay no heed to Goldwulf’s ramblings. He’s a narcissist. ^_^ (Sorry.)

I’ve never shouted anything remotely near “hubba hubba” in my life, though. Or whistled. I can’t whistle. ^_^

Neither can I. It makes me want to get back at those who can and piss me off by whistling (specifically my Spanish teacher).

Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot

It’s strange how well-known that song is. ^_^

Caramba’s fun, though.

I just got to go swimmiong for 100 minutes in the morning at school and it feels AWESOME!! I feel refreshed!

Hi everybody…also bye everybody, I depart

…That’s anticlimactic.

Two of my friends are getting married (to eachother) tomorrow. I’m jealous. ^_^

Oh well. I’m invited to the ceremony, so no sour faces from me. (Hee.)

I have to go to my sisters wedding next summer not something im looking forward to, weddings depress me and my sisters a legendary bitch and im not looking forward to seeing my family again, meh


Thanks for the tip in the photo thread ILB i’ll try it lakter when i dont feel like a complete idiot for not knowing basic computer babble i should have learned years ago.

Lol about the pics in the new thread anyone saw mine? XD

POKE.

Gonna start an OKCupid account at a friend’s suggestion because I feel fuckin’ snuggly and adorable and this needs to be shared with the local female population God damn it. I’m going to try to communicate in their language and make contact with this peculiar breed of creature.

Wish me luck.

Just as soon as I’m not too fuckin’ lazy to do this too.

Go Jerk, Go! And be careful! I heard some girls are actually, *gasp* girly, nothing like the girls on here.

The only girls who ever came close to understanding me were the aggressively stubborn ones. They may have all been cheating or abusive bitches, but at least they reforged me into something I like being.

Tomboys are more fun anyway, because when you do dig up their girly side it’s something special and rare. Make sense?

Feh. It’s summer and I’m excited about showing off all the work I did during the winter.

On here I don’t think it’s girls that are boyish, but boys that are girly.

I think my fortune cookie is being a sarcastic douche. “You will be rewarded for being a good listener this week.”

Damn it. That reward had better include the words, “Johnny, I am having sex with you right now.” LISTENING IS BORING. >(

Unless it includes those words.

Ah ah, the only way to win a woman’s heart is by listening to her bitching.

Or having a hella good charisma (me)

LOL listen to this
Girls are evil the next is a mathematical equation proving it
Girls= time X money
time= money
girls= money to the power of 2
money is the square root of evil
girls= “suqare root” evil “power of 2”
That means
girls= evil

Evil’s alright, as long as it’s not passive-aggressive, co-dependent evil.

Did u see my pic jerk?

Noir, I posted that image a loooooong time ago. (girls r evil)

And its “money is the root of all evil”

durp

I kno the square part was a error on reading (uses glasses) cause I don’t like using my glasses cause they make me look stupid and you saw how hot I look without them while weigh lifting XD
I attract more girls (older) without glasses so yea I make many mistakes in writing :/

I’M SO FREAKEN BORED

hallo guys!! What time are now at your clocks? Here are about AM 02:25

10:20 P.M.

:insert tired face with sagging eyelids:

1:21 AM here……stayed up for the second character pic……now time to pass out.

it 11:22 pm here but in not feeling the best so ima gonna sleep now

here its 12:38 AM,and i am not tired.

here its 11:50 pm

11:20 AM. ^_^

Late posting? Me?

0645. This is about the time I went to sleep yesterday, why am I awake now? Damn it all to Hell, and such. *slumps* Dems sum good sedatives. *nod nod* Gonna get in trouble for spending $40 of not-my-money on sushi. I’m such a little scamp. <3

I saw your picture, Noir. Don’t try to pick up younger girls: you will crush them. I mean, you’re already pretty young but you’re fucking ripped, and if you went for younger girls, they’d be tiny little things. D:
You should get a job as a bouncer someday. When the club owner starts to reject you, just tell him you can beat the living shit out of any of the other candidates. And then do it. That’s where your legend begins, my son.

Random chat confuses me now….And I finally posted a picture of myself if anyone cares to see it. You can see me being a nerd for Halloween!

I’m going as Young Alex from “A Clockwork Orange” this year.

I’m not sure what I’m going as this year….

I like halloween but im just too old for it, sont have much to do other than work and watch horror movies when it comes along

You should go as an Aragorn / Wolverine / Optimus Prime / Darth Vader hybrid. Hell of an icebreaker, huh?

2 things whats ripped and whats a bouncer?
I’m aiming for 13 year olds

I don’t think I could walk in an outfit like that Jerk… Though it sounds majorly awesome!

@ Noir: First: Ew. Second: Ripped = muscular, a bouncer is someone who lets people in or keeps people out of bars. Basically hired muscle.

@ LaComi: Of course you could pull it off, you just have to be creative. Like the torso could be Prime with Wolverine color pattern, Helm would be Vader, you wear claws and carry a sword. And that’s just for starters. It’s a schizophrenic tribute to nerdy cinematic awesomeness. What’s more, you don’t have to limit hybrids. You can make it as gaudy as you want because, hey, it’s going to be over-the-fucking-top anyway, right?

Lol ok maybe not 13 or I dunno I’m bored of attracting seniors :/
Yea I’ll be a bouncer seems cool enough.

That would be an intense costume alright.

Random chat was - *gasp* - dead for a while!

What the hell is vgasp?

A typo, that’s what. Stupid phone keyboard!

*Vgasp!* A typo?!?!? Oh no!

…Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!

Seriously, the moto droid’s keyboard sucks.

I’m hungry :/

RANDOM!!

I’m changing from belt color in kenpo

*Vyawn* I’m going to take a Vnap, try not to Vwake me. VGoodnight.