Bittersweet Candy Bowl

VGoodnight Villqnous Wasavi

…I really hafta stop exposing weak points ^_^

strike the weak point for massive damage!!!

“Jerk uses typo.

Critical hit!

It’s super effective!

Icaras fainted.”

Lol I’m actually a big pokemon fan xD

I got no weak points

LIAR!!!

Prove me wrong

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Just ‘cuz none show doesn’t mean they’re not there!

If videos games have taught us anything you must strike his glowing bits,Strike the glow boy! Strike the glow!!

“Break the bone!”

GAH-CHOO!!! *sniff*

Icaras go to the internet and look for a walkthrough to find my weakness XD
(walkthroughs give waaaaaay to much info)

I no rite?!

God Bless you Jake!

Should I go for younger girls or stay with the older girls?

Why not find a girl your age?

Hey! There’s a thought!

It’s impossible D:
Younger seem easier
Older are let to do more things
My age= bitchy

*starts to speak and then stops* Okay you got me there, but maybe they only seem bitchy? Like I told Jerk, the only way to get to a woman heart is by listening to her bitching. Or her chest, that’s a pretty direct course too.

Girly is ending soon, but he’s still making classic quotes:
Evil Force: This is such bullshit!
Otra: Hey. I’ll thank you not to use that kind of language in front of my sidekick!
Winter: Bullshit.
Otra: Aw, now look what you did!
Winter: Bullshit! Bullllllll shit!

LaComi is talking about women’s chests. I am suddenly interested in this conversation. o_o

Kay Jerk….What? And I’m talking about how to get to a woman’s heart. Not as sexy as it sounds.

Says you. Nyah. :p

Okay, imagine this: A woman laying on a hot tablet in the afternoon sun, her dark golden skin is warm to the touch. A man stands over her, a tall head ornament adorned with feathers rest upon his head. He moves towards her, gets closer, and closer still. Suddenly, a flash of metal in his hand, he cuts open her stomach, shoves his hand up to his elbow and rips out her still beating heart to offer it to the Mayan Gods. The last thing she sees is her own heart as he rises it above his head and faces the crowd.

Is that still sexy Jerk?

Up until the stabbing, yeah, but I was never into the feathers kink.

Yup and that’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart. You learn something every day boys.

I thought you used a corkscrew?….. Anyway since were talking about Mayans…..2012, (personally I don’t have any real faith in the world ending then, however it is when the Earth is clossest to the center of our galaxy and prone to asteroids….)

The only reason the Mayans stopped at 2012 was because they figured they had plenty of time to chizel the rest.

The theory that the Mayans believed the world would end in 2012 is a myth, there are dates on the Mayan calender that take place after 2012.

women are confusing and mysterious no matter what age, its how it supposed to be keeps things exciteing, not much experience there myself since i only had one relationship and she was in an open relationship with her boyfreind who she will marry (ive discused this before in the romance thread) so Noir dont limit yourself to younger or older go on a case by case basis.

oh and the mayan just ran out of room on the calender thats all, or the calender buisness just dried up after the spanish killed em all.

T~T
I just went down to first floor of my house cause mom wanted me to say hi to invited ppl and I somehow went down wheigh lifting and now I got a 20 year old stuck to me
THE FUCK, I can’t do excercise with girls around D:

hallo guys!!

someone wants a pokemon battle? i have a lv.100 team at diamond..

No

Meow.

That is all.

Super troopers?

No meow. I would have to talk to you in a situation meow, where I’d end or begin every sentence meow or something with meow, meow.

I just like saying Meow.

Anyone here cause I’m lonely and bored

Ace the Catlord!!

Icaras whats the name of the Rp

Idk yet. But if you’re gonna be in it, you’ll have to take it seriously.

Define seriously

Actually care about it and not goof off or make stupid jokes.

I can make stupid jokes and goof off as long as it is my character’s character XD

…No, you can’t. This is actually organized, and needs to make sense.

if you do that noir,you will be killed off first

Yes. Yes you will. And I will not care.



LOL.

Lol what I ment was if the character is supposed to be a jerk I can be a jerk and if it is supposed to be funny I can like goof around

And that’s my cue.

I cannot talk to this girl on the phone because every time I hear her voice I remember why I started falling for her, but I don’t want to.

@Noir: You can do whatever the hell you want within the personality of the character (e.g. Yashy being a bitch to everyone, or David being a dork), but the RP profiles are slightly different than the characters from the original comic.

I read them all Paulo is cool