Bittersweet Candy Bowl

UGH. I just can’t wait until we start using AutoCAD

Ah, Drafting. Our teacher was so boring I never learned anything from it

Morning Kiddies! La Commie here, how are all of you this morning?

*checks*

I’m quite like I was yesterday, it seems. No magical transformations or such. ^_^

My glasses have started making me look like a douchebag again.

Is that magical enough?

Aw, I’m sorry ILB- wait, who is Sandrine? *gasp* You have transformed magically!!


Glasses styles follow what ever I’m doing. If they’re in, I get contacts. If they’re out, I run out of my prescription and have to wear glasses. Sorry Catsby, I think It’s my fault.

^_^

I base when I wear glasses around how I look after I do my hair and how my eyes look. If my face seems too round or too angular or if I have bags under my eyes, I wear glasses that day.

I had bags under my eyes today.

Well then wear you glasses. I was simply stating that a few years ago when glasses became “hip” I moved to contacts cause quite frankly I have a terrible fear of them slipping off my face and breaking. And if I attempted to start wearing them again they would become “unhip” and I would have to punch a baby to let out my frustrations.

Oh. I misinterpreted your post then.

Next month though, I get an extra pair. THAT MEANS MORE OUTFIT COMBINATIONS!!!!

I hate wearing the exact same outfit twice.

Girl!

I’m kidding, I think Jerk is a bad influence on me. But I kinda understand you at the same time.

^_^

See! When ILB is here I’m mean but when she goes to bed I become the nice girl on the forums. Maybe I am Bipolar….

Yeah, after learning Autocad I decided to never go back to hand drafting.

Does anybody besides me think it would be funny if you wore an outfit that was very similar to the one you wore yesterday, so that when people asked if it was the same outfit, you could point out subtle differences and make them fell stupid and unobservant?

…Why do all you guys care so much about clothes?! I just put on what ever’s lying around!!

Oh, *Ninja, I do that all the time. ^_^

@Commie: MWAHAHA

No! Don’t encourage them ILB! You’re turning them into girls! Now they’re gonna start talking about shoes!! I can feel it…

@Lady Diane

Hear, hear! Then again my brother took most of my clothes and altered them so I have to get new ones… All my jeans are gone! He’s a prick… >

Hmm… You’re right. We have to reserve some topics for ourselves. ^_^

Damn, damn, damn! Stop talking about clothes right now or i’ll make the forum depressing again just to make the subject change!

@Lady Diane: I love shoes. I have a pair of high-top converses and a few low-cut ones. I also have a nice pair of casual loafers.

I have a few double sets of such clothes and do that on a weekly basis. *screwing with people’s minds is fun.

Dead Bunny! Died slowly while coughing up blood every where! His or her little mate watched from the side of the road while it died! I hope you all are happy now…

Oh, so the appraiser quickly zipped in, snapped what are going to be terrible pictures, and then zipped out. Glad doing a half-ass job is cool.

On that topic, Commie, should we create a soul-crushing despair thread? The “cynically happy topic”? ^_^

Ha ha ha! Though personally I love low top Convers. So comfy…

I’m a Ninja, I need to be well-versed in clothing. It’s like how 007 is always impeccably dressed, except that I use my skills to disguise who I am or just to throw people off. The art of deception has several techniques based solely on clothing. It’s not that I’m acting girly. That would require my motivation to be something silly like fashion, not confusing and eluding people (far more nefarious).

Do create that thread mate!

@ ILB No, I’m just trying to get the boys to stop talking about shoes. I swear to god if you guys don’t… Besides, Jerk would win every time.

But-CONVERS! :d

I love converse as much as the next person but these shoes topics are ridicules. Grow some balls boys!

@Commie: True. ^_^

STOP SHOEING RIGHT NOW BOYS

Well if you really want to change the topic, we could start talking about how easy it is to turn simple household items into deadly weapons… But I doubt you’d like that…

@Lady Diane

Do you really care mate? I mean in the age of Metrosexuality? Blame the feminists if you do! ;p

Oh, it’s far better than shoes.

Pulls out steel-toed boots) Better?

@Sandrine Siegler

I once wacked a mate with a keyboard on the head… I was swinging it from the wire and it snapped…

Feminist are over-glorified Sexists sir. Yes I will blame them. Equality is all fine and good but they are not for equal rights, they are for woman become the rulers of the world. They are like Communists. I would know.

Only if you kick people in the nads, Michelle.

(Sorry. ^_^)

Meh, shins, face, anyway hurts really, you don’t even have to put force into it.

@Lady Diane

Indeed! I take my hat off to you m’lady.

By the way it’s a Feadora gotten in Austria at 10 euros. Great bargain! ;p

*bows* Your welcome.

OKAY!!!! Let’s start with something simple, like Molotov Cocktails. Just take an empty wine/beer bottle (empty one if you need to) and pour in a mixture of rubbing alcohol, gasoline, motor oil, and a little vodka for that Russian kick. then stuff a rag down the neck of the bottle. To use, just turn the bottle upside-down to wet the rag, light the rag with your lighter or a match, and throw it at whatever is bothering you (neighbor’s dog, neighbor, traffic cop, etc.)

Doesn’t seem like a very ninja-y weapon to be using, now does it.

Well this is going to turn into a interesting thread. Here’s a ninja one, Stand behind Door and when annoyance comes near, stab them in the eye with a pen!

Oh, ninjas were the opposite of the samurai. As long as you could attack and kill without risk of losing your own life or limbs, it was perfectly acceptable.

A Ninja must be able to improvise a weapon for any situation using any means available. It would not be my weapon of choice, obviously, but it makes a decent anti-vehicle weapon in a pinch. We Ninjas are trained in the use of any type of weapon, after all, so it’s only right that we be able to make nearly any type of waepon from scratch.

Or you could use a boot to a head!

Interesting point. Can ninjas use internet memes as deadly weapons?