Bittersweet Candy Bowl

(A nuke goes off in honor of the 1,000th post.)

aw shit-!

Good thing I eat lead paint! (Falls over and starts twitching&hellip

Soooo… is every blown up now? Are we all dead?!?! Oh no, now we have to have the funerals! I hate funerals, especially my own…

they will be remembered,those brave souls that killed themselves with a nuke to celebrate the 1000th post.

*dances on their graves*

*trollface*

D8 nooooo!!!!!!

*crawls out from under destroyed city*
What the hell just happened?
*looks around, seeing the ‘1000 posts’ shaped mushroom cloud*
DAMN IT! I miss everything!
*dies from radiation poisoning*

Hmm… Self-contained nuke. Only blows up intended person. Dances a jig with a counter-trollface.

^_^

haha good thing im wearing my radiont proof thong or else id be in real trouble

Do 1000+ mushrooms taste good?

@1000+ mushrooms: (Lies on the ground twitching and foaming at the mouth.) Doesn’t look like it.

(Snap) Oh drats!

Probably not. Why not discuss guinea pigs instead? ^_^

Now there is something that’s tasty!

…Of course. I should have known that would happen. ^_^

Nothing says yum like a grilled guinea pigs!

the teryiaki flavoured ones are the best

KaxbeXGoldwulf

How is this still happening?

randomness

No, I meant forum paring.

Im flattered at the pairing but i love vaginas too much

Giant disembodied vaginaXGoldwulf

hell it’d be a step up from old lefty here

Floating swarm of disembodied animal vaginas and cloacaexTriplesmex

Non-specific vagoo swarm attack!

…o_o

Overkill.

-Icaras

Floating swarm of disembodied head’s of icarasXgoldwulf

I’m not a lefty/

He meant his hand…as in masturbation.

Also floating swarms of….(insert here.)

Who uses their left hand to masturbate, anyways? (sinners)

I want to sleep, but I don’t want the last thought before I do to be about you wankers.

Megan Fox! Into thy bosom I commend my spirit!

yes thats enough about mastubation for one day,

go to sleep! go to sleep! Hubba hubba zoot zoot! (Much more terifying then the thought of me masturbating) Go to sleep little Jerky! go to sleep! and Goodnight! im hiding under your bed! Thats sound you hear! thats just me! im always watching! like ILb im always there! we like to watch you sleep!

there a nice lullaby to send you to dreamland

Nah. It’s much less terrifying if it’s you. I know what you look like.

ILB COULD BE ANYBODY! D:

ANYBODYYYYYY Dx

I could be Megan Fox. ^_^

Nah. Not really. Rest assured (ha) that I’m not an eldritch abomination from the Dungeoon Dimensions. Not at all.

i always thought you were an elf from norse legends, hiding in the darkness and striking at the frost giants while cackling mad’ly then stealing the villagers shoes

Well… It’s not exactly an accurate description, but it’s certainly amusing. ^_^

glad i could offer some amusment to your day, too many weird thoughts to keep em all bottled up and always glad to cause a laugh or smile

By the way, this reminds me of the Weird Al Show theme. ^_^

Oh, and Ozy and Millie.

So I went to my specialist tummy doctor today and got some bad news. Somewhere between bad and very bad. Thus I’m going to go sit outside, smoke cigarettes and feel sorry for myself until something snaps me out of it or cheers me up.

Quick everyone cheer up Jerk!! Um, um, ooh I know! Cute puppies! Cud wolf cubs, and fox cubs and kittens!!!

^_^*

(*: Cheering-up smile)

…What if you had me to pick on?

-Icaras

Aw come on Jerk, that always cheers you up! *hog ties Icaras*

I’ll be fine, I just need to take a nap and I’ll wake up good as new or something. I’m sleepy off my ass anyway.

But I already tied up Iggy!!

*Eeek!*

Poor soul! ^_^

At least give him a good ole’ kick in the gut!

Don’t get used to this.