Bittersweet Candy Bowl

A kick in the gut!

I’ll say this again: Poor soul! ^_^

Or a boot to the head!

*kick* Oof! Ouch!~

Aww… Icaras, you’re the woobie of this forum. ^_^

Okay, after the poor guy beats him self up I have to let him go. Hey everyone needs a scapegoat.

Or, in this case, a scapehog.

[/in-joke]

EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
*points to a random direction behind the main audience”
I’m changing the subject!
*steals Icarus’s hogtied body*

Did you just kidnap my scapehog?!

What he’s not telling you is how much he enjoys being tied up. =_=

i wanna say something here i dunno what though

You just did. Problem solved.

yeah i know
hows everyone doing over at this fine forum

Meh. I found out I’ve got something kind of like diabetes today and I’m still pissy about it.

dog that sucksss
hope it works out for ya dUde

Eh, I’ll be alright. I’m just not thrilled about the idea of having to give myself shots.

I’m baaa~aaack!
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Where am I?

-Icaras?

im not sure dude i think its some sort of forum

-whf?

(you douche, I was playing along)

Oh god, now I’m typing in parentheses again!!!

wow dog why am i a douche all of a sudden

You were kidnapped by Pyrotwister.

@whf: You know why.


Troll.

And I’m not a dog.

@LaComi: I’m aware of that, otherwise I wouldn’t have asked where I was.

Wait, what? O_o

Yeah, Icaras, you’re currently in a cave or something being raped by Pyrotwister, or whatever he had planned for you.

I know you know but it’s fun stating the obvious. Sorry about your sorta diabetes Jerk.

chill sonnn
ive only genuinely tried to troll this forum once
and cmon it was so obvious its all your fault for reacting so much

@ (Jerk)Yeah, that really sucks bro…Sorry…I would give you a candy grenade, but….

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Troll.

Only one way to deal with trolls.

Burn em’.

Or ignore em. Both are good.

I appreciate the support. Just forget about it and try to have fun with me and that’ll cheer me up.

And don’t mind whf. He’s really a good guy and he’s been around this forum since practically day one.

A shotgun to the face works too, but ignoring someone is the worse thing you can do to a person.

Exactly BP, worst thing for the worst people.

@Sir Mitchell

Way too many(….)

@Ace: psychology is great.

Speaking of shot guns to the face….

nevermind i am a troll and everything ive ever said was an attempt to piss someone off
please call taeshi and suitcase and let them know i need a permaban and legal action should be taken asap go go go

@Katherine: I thought we agreed to keep the RP in the RP. And you’re supposed to be pissed over that.

Are you guys ready to start a new thread or what?

I mentioned nothing of the RP Iggy, only made a reference to it so the kiddies who play would smile.

And I get a tab bit pissy at night so you will notice me getting more bitchy as the night goes on. Thus, my super head biting at whf. Sorry dude, but to we’re just having fun.

also i still love you jerk and i owe you massive amounts of cat porn that i will draw one day YOULL SEE

Cat porn or not, any day you’re drawing is a good day on Earth.

Im like so sad atm

Noir, we all moved. We’re in here now.

thanks

I wants last post!

Too bad. ^_^

Jerk, you’re a diabetic too now? That’s nothing to worry about at all. I’ve been told I look a lot happier ever since I got it. ^_^

Not exactly. Basically, I have to use the restroom frequently and randomly for as long as I eat. (Which is why you see me online and awake all the time.) This has led me to eating only once per day. Usually there’s just this one patch in my intestines that’s permanently sore, but it’s spread from one spot to my entire abdomen (apparently). From a medical viewpoint, it’s like a tropical storm being upgraded to an F-2 hurricane. I say “F-2” because I don’t really know how much worse it gets, except that it does and that’s what’s happening right now. And pretty fast too.

The fact that I admitted any of this at all will mortify me later…but fuck it. I’m lonely and I feel like getting it off my chest.

…That’s strange.

Augh, I always flub it when I try to comfort someone. *hides in a corner*

No no no, it’s alright. I was confiding in you. It’s what friends do. I just have a taboo against talking about any of this because I’m insecuuuuuure. xP

Aww. ^_^

*hugs*

*hugs* n_n

…I know this is going to sound retarded, but I’m sorry you’re diabetic.