Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Oh course!

Ninjas can use anything

Anyone can do that. ^_^

….a friend introduced me to oblivious pokesis, you could probably use that.

Hmm. But perhaps the more pertinent question is: Can ninjas kill internet memes themselves?

Of course! All he has to do is mention the game and then his internet foes are vulnerable!!!

And why would a ninja want to kill a meme? They’re too hilarious and useful.

No, that is impossible Who, only pre-teen boys can.

For instance, a shotgun is not a Ninja-y weapon, but I can improvise one from two pieces of pipe, a block of wood and a nail.

The possibilities for improvisation increase greatly in areas of high gun ownership, because while most people will lock their guns in a safe, few will lock up their gunpowder or ammo.

@LadyD: That is okay, but for better results, use a high-end metal fountain pen. That way, once you stab them, there is a good chance that the pen will reach the brain, at which point you can squirt ink into it for maximum damage.

We have some disagreement, it seems. Well, I’d say that I’m looking to hire a pre-teen ninja, but that would surely come out wrong. Looks like my quest to kill the internet is far from over.

Why are you trying to kill the internet?

Ha ha ha!

No not the net!

Killing the internet is easy, but we Ninjas control the only weapon capable of doing it efficiently. And I, for one, am all in favor of the internet.

And how does the non-sarcastic *Ninja feel about it? ^_^

Your pre-teen boys Ninja?

See, it’s all part of this sinister scheme that I haven’t quite worked out yet. But I know that killing the Internet is the first step. Maybe the third. I’m not sure yet. Either way, it will cause catastrophic catatonics amongst the developed world’s population.

Oh. And the Internet kicked my puppy. Yeah, that’s it.

@Lady Diane: No, a massive EMP bomb.

@Sandrine Siegler: I feel that despite the potential for misuse, the internet is one of the most amusing things humanity has ever come up with.

Should stop talking about Ninja’s pre-teen boys…

^_^

Oh?

INtenet almost died a few times once when an earthquake disrupted a bunch of cables and once when a ships anchor did as well, so it seems nature and sailors will be the intenets downfall

also the internet has porn and im too shy to buy the magizines from stores so no leave the intenet alone, it brings good things

S*** forgot to change back

@Gold wulf Q. Triplesexy

Porn mags are crap nowdays anyway

It’s okay pronkat, no one cares.

Cares about what?

@Lady D:

1) They’re not mine.
2) That’s not even funny.
3) The initiates wouldn’t have the skill to kill the internet.
4) If they took the time to try, they would be unprepared for their pop quiz, fail, and be forced to commit seppuku.
5) You enjoy them way too much.

But seppuku is a glorious way to die! It is not shameful. Why do you put it down so? ^_^

@ ninja, Is that all for the pre-teen boys?

@Pronkat, that you forgot to change your name, it’s kay.

Ah.

@SS: It is the only way to erase the shame they bring upon the whole community of Ninjas, their families, and themselves. So the glory here is only acting as a counter to the shame, and is thus less glorious.

@LD: What did you think it was talking about?







…you are so sick La Commie!

Jerk is a terrible influence indeed!

Well, he is a *BONK*

I was actually just assuming there. So you actually WERE thinking about that! Wow, you have a twisted mind, my communist friend, a seriously twisted mind….

*gasp* Did ILB just attempt to curse?!

No, I was going to say “jerk” but the point is moot, so I simulated someone being struck by a sixteen-ton-weight. ^_^

What the *Boing* do you mean?

Ah, I see. That’s better I would be worried if we started turning you to cursing ILB.

bILBo tried, but the awesome powers of a non-NSFW thread have stopped her. (HA! That’s too sarcastic even for me! Since when has that ever stopped anybody! XD)

This is quite amusing. ^_^

I love being mean to people~

I do too, really. It’s just that I never manage to upkeep the facade. ^_^

The trilling, honestly does make it hard to keep a straight face.

I keep trying to post the new chapter of The Murders of Rugsworthy Manor, but it won’t let me. But it’s a long chapter so that could have something to do with it.

Ah, yes. Split it in two at an inconspicuous location.

There is a limit to the number of characters allowed in one post.

Yeah I had that problem with “The Guardian”, which is why I split it up into so many smaller chapters.

Now how could any of you be mean at all, i just dont believe it,

Yay new chapter!

I fixed it, but there are some mistakes cause I just didn’t feel like editing it yet again. Deal with it.

Oh, that’s all right. ^_^

I just realised - this might be the birth of a new Agatha Christie, no?

Meh.

I don’t care about the birth of things. I care about how they get to the top.