Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Who called it? I called it! *rimshot*

@hebs: true, though the first message you said to me made it sound like I was directing to you. When in truth its directed to me. That’s what confused me

If anyone has heard
“Noviembre sin ti ”
and
” Yo Quisiera”
From REIK,
then I don’t have anything more to say….

Single now, was engaged, but whatever.

i married the first girl i ever dated. been togerther 5 years now. such fun!

Meet an indie girl through one of my friends as we were hitting happy hour at a swanky bar downtown. We were talking about the horrible movie “Birdemic” and she hasn’t seen it before; turns out our indie theater is playing it this Friday.

Oh boy Internet! A girl wants to see a horrible movie with me.

remember to comliment here boobs, or at least notice the,

Gold, she’s an indie chick. You don’t compliment her boobs outright! You make a vague reference about her boots and a cheesy but memorable commercial that was aired only in the Northeast back in the mid 80’s that was selling candy corn. THEN you can somehow tie that in with her boobs being awesome.

But only ironically.

Good thing I work for an indie film company and the indie theater, and only drink beers brewed locally.

WILL I BE THE GOOFY BEST FRIEND OR THE LOVE STRUCK JOHN CUSACK?!?!?!?!?

Who am I kidding? I’ll screw this up something fierce and then listen to the Mountain Goats all night :-[

@ Noun: I think I’ve seen you somewhere before.

Hey, wassup? In case you couldn’t tell, this is my very first post, so I don’t really know if I’m supposed to introduce myself or anything by making a thread first, but I guess you’ll let me know soon enough. Anyway, about the topic at hand…

I myself am single. I’ve always classified myself as being a hopeless romantic, having at least 2 crushes at any given time (not a man-whore). Never had a girlfriend or anything like that yet, even though I’m already in College! (Waits for awkward pauses).

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1248375.htm Behold the terror of me! would you date this man, figure any advice you guys could give can’t hurt.

I was in a relationship but now I’m single.

Now, now don’t get so excited…

Sandy of course….we just don’t see much of each other. Lucy is just a pain.

Course there’s always David for a little TLC.

Being jerked around and seeking some more straightforward people.

I’m your man babe….. I mean I can show you all the tricks bro.

Nuupe, single so far. Normally I only passively look for a date, but now that it’s the summer, girls are only on the back of my mind, so no biggie.

single and looking any one in Tampa FL ?

I was happilly single for the first 16 years of my life but then 2 months ago I met someone on DeviantART and its been great .

Its just a shame that she lives 200 miles away :\

Oy. Splash. You’re not that far away from me actually. Sadly, I do not know if you’re a guy or girl. Either way, SUPER SMAAAAASH BROOOOOOS.

@ Gabriel

ya ops im a guy and smash brooooooos

still skeckin an rakin fuir wee lassie massie

Juis the uisual hing fuir wis.

i didnt know this was an RP thread HURRDURR

I’m single, but people think I’m cuddly so I get hugs or I give em out ^_^

I have a blind date with a bottle of tequila and five gigs of internet porn.

I have a good feeling about this one, guys.

ahhhh yaaaa Beef J you got that one in the bag you go boy you got that shit !! (high five)

single and looking.

Man I need a girl.

INDIE GIRL UPDATE

We went to see Birdemic last night with a bunch of friends from work and had a really good time. She and I were trying to one up each other for snide comments about the movie. After the movie, we hung around the bar (there’s a bar at this theater) for a while. She introduced me to her boyfriend; it was a pretty awkward moment. All for the best really, I’m a pretty timid guy in real life and there’s no way I’d be able to keep her interested.

BOY INTERNETS, GIRLS CAN BE PRETTY CONFUSING

=_=

That story gave me indigestion.

My date, on the other hand, went perfectly.

I can top that story.

Around 8th grade, there was a crush I had in a drama club, and eventually I took her to a dance. To make a long story short, the drama group went to New York on a trip, and on the train, she told me about her crush on my brother. They eventually began dating, even though it ended in a few months.

Very, very awkward.

@ ARK: Hey, have you tried dating sites yet? I hear those work. That’s my back-up plan if the “friends-setting-me-up” attempts don’t work out.

Otherwise, I enjoy being single.

All the porn I can watch and all the cigarettes I can eat. (A lot of girls have problems with one or the other, some with both. You have to lose it before you can appreciate it.)

Jerk… you do realize you aren’t supposed to EAT cigarettes, right? Who are you, Spike?

Somebody was up watching Adult Swim last night. >

OR owns the entire series on DVD!

I deny nothing~

I own the entire series on DVR, at some point or another.

Spike is my second favorite person. My first being Doctor Gregory Fucking House.

*gasp* We were both right?

[/uber-sarcasm]

RAWR. Okay, I know she meant it platonically when she said it, but hearing the girl that you actually maybe kinda sorta feel something for even though you’d deny it flat-out if anybody said you did call you “dearest” is just no freaking fair! D<

I’m trying to cut back on my swearing and vulgarity.
Two steps forward, one step back.

…and forty-three to the left in the direction of the nearest buffet.


=D

Damn it. I’m trying to be a pissy little bitch and you’re making me laugh. Stop that! :.D

(Insert NinjaxJerk shipping here.)

Hey, a smiley typo ^_^

Not yours, Spradic.

@ Zoom: When you turn off your PC tonight, it’s going to inexplicably turn back on and I will crawl out of your monitor like that girl from The Ring and destroy you.

@ ILB: A what? o.o

I think his “:.D” is supposed to be like that, to look like he’s shed a single tear.

Yeah. It’s when I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. I laughed about something like that on Friday but I can’t remember what it was now. Which sucks because it was so funny I was literally rolling on the floor. (The floor was clean, I had just vacuumed it.)

Oh, okay. You learn something new every day ^_^

My relationship status is: Thread Necromancer.

I’m in love.

With my vast pornography collection.

We’re having a commitment ceremony.

Now if I can just find someone to write a program for nagging, it can be like having a girlfriend all over again.